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J E B Stuart
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But, he was MY guppy!

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I'm sorry, but that's not a name for ANY guppy.

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I'm sorry, but that's not a name for ANY guppy.

What, would you prefer Qua’Lifriaqui’Sha’Niquia?

Jeebus.

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Don't be silly. It's a guppy, not a blackfish.

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Don't be silly. It's a guppy, not a blackfish.

I see The Loretta has moved in to your house. Have you lost your ever-lovin’ mind?

Amen.

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HAAAAAAAAA!

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Your favorite super heroine, Fun Lady, was askin’ aboutcha.

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You used to put that on Fred!

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HA! you get show!

Looks like you were having fun,especially in the right one

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Oh, Dudely Do-right, you don’t know the half of it. PMG was a showgirl ahead of, and behind, her time.

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You should emall her buddy and try to invite her back


Tell her we mi$$ her.........

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You should emall her buddy and try to invite her back

Tell her we mi$$ her.........


Okay, Dudely. I did what you asked. Her reply is below. Got any other bright ideas?

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Heh was that really her???

Im sorry she did that,I thought she liked this site...

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Oh yeah, Dudely. That’s Postmodgirl. In light of the unequivocal brevity of her response, I deemed it prudent to go to plan B, or to be precise, Plan 4B. Hence, I wheedled her buddy. The arrant fruit of my entreaties is below.

On the bright side, I now have a matching set o’ birds.

Amen.

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Jeb, you and I both know 4b posted the greatest tit pic EVER to the asylum.

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I dont understand why she doesnt wanna come back here...... I dont think anyone was mean to her or anything.....

One 1 hand I bet JEB is surprised she responded at all......

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Fubar. Dudely. It is clear that love songs are in order for 4B, Postmodgirl and all the other stray kittens of Asylumnation. Please allow me:



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I tried to email and say hello but she didnt respond


Ah well.......... Thanx for trying Jeb!!

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I emailed my mother to say hello and she didn't respond either.

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Jeb, you and I both know 4b posted the greatest tit pic EVER to the asylum.

Fubear, I stopped by 4B’s FB page a few weeks ago and cheerfully said, “Hello cunt! How are ya?” Well, she didn’t show me her tits, but she did call me “hooker queef”.

Life is good, but I digress.

A couple days ago, I stopped back by cunt’s FB page. She’d posted something I really liked, so I told her I’m gonna post it here:

Social Justice Syndrome: ‘Rising Tide of Personality Disorders Among Millennials’

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