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Princess_Chelle
no thank you

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
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i think you should get nekkid points!
and hairy points.

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memdink
spasm of violence

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nekkid points nekkid points nekkid points

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memdink
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Pangloss, I'm hurt. You of all people. Oh, dear God. What am I to do? You should at least like the middle pic. It's awesome.

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Spaceboy
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Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the distance, and spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.

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Cage
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Registered: Aug 2000
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quote:
Originally posted by Joeycat:
Never too busy to act as witness to an event like that


Ooh, it makes me feel all big and important when the measuring of my cock is referred to as an "event". At least with you around, I can be assured it will be at its full size.



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JoeyCat
Felis Dominatus

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quote:
Originally posted by Cage:
Ooh, it makes me feel all big and important when the measuring of my cock is referred to as an "event". At least with you around, I can be assured it will be at its full size.





*remembers to bring cash for Cage*

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Cage
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quote:
Originally posted by Joeycat:

*remembers to bring cash for Cage*




Woohoo. I get paid and everything. I'm a whore.

Fortunately, I'm my own pimp, I only have to share my take with myself, and I don't have to slap myself around unless I'm being a really lazy bitch.

Big pimpin'...


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SkapeGoat
Someone

Registered: Jul 2000
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Unhappy

I have a small penis...
*sigh*

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M-O-O-N. That spells peanut butter and jelly!

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ItsJustLogan
le pour soi

Registered: Aug 2000
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~6 inches

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consider me switzerland

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SkapeGoat
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quote:
Originally posted by Cage:
Amazing! As near as I can tell, we only have one male member of the forum who is anywhere near what Masters and Johnson determined to be the average penis length. (Tough luck Bnb.) Aside from that pathetic outlier, everyone here seems to be somewhere in the 80th percentile for penis length.

Or full of shit.

I'll measure when I get home tonight. Don't touch that dial.




I guess only real men can admit their real penis size then huh?

I'm going with them being full of shit myself.

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slappy
slippery when happy

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YAY, i'm sooo happy... this is my first ever thread that's got an ickle flaming folder on the left... even though it did turn out to be a slagging match between wil and anti. oh well... anyway... everyone come and congratulate me... i'm sooo happy


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SkapeGoat
Someone

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Red face

Holy shit slappy, that looks almost like me... damn uncanny!

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morgana
THE Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
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*whisper,whisper*

heehee. anti is jealous of wil's size...

*girlish giggles*

oh yeah, 36c

*leaves thread*



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bunkum
Sanditon

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34-C


and my penis is 9 1/2 long, 6 inches in circumference...

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Anti-Stile
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quote:
Originally posted by morgana:
*whisper,whisper*

heehee. anti is jealous of wil's size...

*girlish giggles*

oh yeah, 36c

*leaves thread*






I think ill just post this everytime you refer to me because it speaks volumes about your miserable existence and your gung-ho, contrived persona on the internet.

p.s. by having me as your bitch in your signature it only proves how much you yearn to be fucked by me in your rancid crow looking ass. sig + my nick=obssessed gothic whore

Remember this ho?

Guess which one is the crow...err...i mean morgana

Has anyone ever seen a picture of this fat ass gothic looking whore? She looks like the fucking crow. I find it really sad that she is a mother also. I would hate it if my mom were a fucking goth looking whore. I think i would shoot the bitch in the face if i were her child. Can you imagine teacher parent night and your mom comes in looking like the crow? That would be beyond embarrassing and humiliating. I guess being goth is a side effect from not being liked or popular or fitting in to modern society. Im sure in person this morgana bitch is a quiet person but on the internet she tries to be the person that should could never be in real life. This worthless piece of dog shit has latched on to me and has made it her mission in life to flame me so she can become a hero to the stupid who hate me. I fucking laugh my ass off everytime the crow throws another weak ass retort my way because all it signifies is a cry to fit in or be an alpha bitch on these stupid boards. I hope you find the peace of mind here that you obviously cannot find in real life you worthless pile of insignificant flesh. Keep trying to make me mad and work on your flames and maybe you can find someone who empathizes for you and your situation. I on the other hand will not get mad because I find you amusing and i am definitely not trying to befriend people like you because real life is great for me In closing may your children see their mother for what she is...a lonely goth whore latching on to an internet persona, anti, who flames people, for the sake of fitting in since the real world has shunned her


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MadBomber
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here's a question for all you smiley posters. how many of you found http://smilecwm.tripod.com/ without the benifit of first seeing crack's smilies here? I'm just curious. I've been chatting with the monkey for a long time and I'm glad to see his fame is rising to the heights of such greats as stile himself. I see his smilies everywhere.

(note to self .. go hang on the monkeys board for a bit to make my "chatting with him for awhile" statement true .. honestly, I used to go there alot, I've just been busy here lately)

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slappy
slippery when happy

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i found crack's smilies from the asylum. i love them... and him... and you... and, everyone... except that anti-stile. he's a cunt rag.



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Anti-Stile
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quote:
Originally posted by slappy:
i found crack's smilies from the asylum. i love them... and him... and you... and, everyone... except that anti-stile. he's a cunt rag.






Cool more stupid bitches to flame

Taken from your profile...
Hobbies/Interests:
procrastination, music and cheese

From the looks of your picture id cut back on the cheese.
That is all

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morgana
THE Bitch

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aw, anti, how sweet! you kept my picture after all this time. do you masterbate to that pic of me and zoey? haha. i could care less. i know that i'm pretty, and hell, zoey's a hottie. spam my pic all you want. every time you post about me, it shows everyone here just how much i own you. duh.

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quote:
Originally posted by morgana:
aw, anti, how sweet! you kept my picture after all this time. do you masterbate to that pic of me and zoey? haha. i could care less. i know that i'm pretty, and hell, zoey's a hottie. spam my pic all you want. every time you post about me, it shows everyone here just how much i own you. duh.



You forgot to read the story of your life you skank ass ho As hard as you try you will never be me.

Dont you understand you embarrass you children looking like the crow? You entire look is screaming "look at me, I want some attention!!" I know why you wont respond to my little synopsis of you because it hits home or should i say broken home

I had to add this..

A pic from her site without her white face on.
Can you say fugly as fuck?
You look like Kenneth from the howard stern show.
I now understand why you cover your face with white makeup
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


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slappy
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quote:
Originally posted by Anti-Stile:
Cool more stupid bitches to flame

Taken from your profile...
Hobbies/Interests:
procrastination, music and cheese

From the looks of your picture id cut back on the cheese.
That is all




*sniff, sniff* oh my god... i'm so upset... how can i possibly live with myself after that... that... BWAHAAAHAAA!!! FUCK ME THAT'S THE MOST PATHETIC INSULT I'VE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF PISSING MY KNICKERS AT! thankyou, thankyou anti-stile, for making me smile... chutney ferret.




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morgana
THE Bitch

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anti, your obsessions are showing again. blah blah blah. flame me baby, it feels so good. you give me more attention than everything else on this forum. why? because you love me. and i know that it's hard, but you must let it go! i'm sorry you are in pain, but you must move on.

and slappy is a sweetheart.

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quote:
Originally posted by slappy:
*sniff, sniff* oh my god... i'm so upset... how can i possibly live with myself after that... that... BWAHAAAHAAA!!! FUCK ME THAT'S THE MOST PATHETIC INSULT I'VE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF PISSING MY KNICKERS AT! thankyou, thankyou anti-stile, for making me smile... chutney ferret.





Wow that was so orginal!
Stick to what you do best eating cheese and buy more bandanas for your head so you can look trendier.

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morgana
THE Bitch

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um, that's my boyfriend you twit. haha, you're so pathetic sometimes. by the way, thanks for uppin the interest in sixy.com by mentioning it in this flame war.

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quote:
Originally posted by morgana:
anti, your obsessions are showing again. blah blah blah. flame me baby, it feels so good. you give me more attention than everything else on this forum. why? because you love me. and i know that it's hard, but you must let it go! i'm sorry you are in pain, but you must move on.

and slappy is a sweetheart.



Once again no response to the lil paragraph on your life which im sure i nailed. Id also like to add you are one fugly bitch Maybe you and slippy can start a i hate anti club. You can get wil the "i care deeply about complete strangers and try to fuck anything that walks" guy and im sure there are plenty of others.

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