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Anti-Stile
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Originally posted by morgana:
um, that's my boyfriend you twit. haha, you're so pathetic sometimes. by the way, thanks for uppin the interest in sixy.com by mentioning it in this flame war.


I find responding to your weak flames beyond easy. You look like an ugly man when youre not hiding behind your caked on make up. Your boyfriend obviously has no taste when it comes to looks. I wouldnt look at you twice nor would i fuck you if my life depended on it. youre one nasty fugly crow lookin bitch.

I forgot to add what a masterpiece your site is. Links to foreign rectal bodies and the like are truely original and your talent borders on being a creative genius. Great layout and graphics. You slut are in a league of your own!!!!!!!!


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Princess_Chelle
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finally we get some action in here.
hell yeah!

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morgana
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actually, at the current time, sixy has complete control of sixy.com. all of my work has been removed because i'm in the process of setting up bloodywhore.com for myself. but sixy is a genius, even if your poor little brain can't see it. again, thanks for your support!

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CAL
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Yeah, but after this many posts I still think they're neck and neck... The old Anti would be way ahead by now.

So, either Morgana's getting alot better at pissing him off (by not showing a reaction), or Anti's losing his touch.

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quote:
Originally posted by CAL:
Yeah, but after this many posts I still think they're neck and neck... The old Anti would be way ahead by now.

So, either Morgana's getting alot better at pissing him off (by not showing a reaction), or Anti's losing his touch.

CAL




The old anti? another fucking idiot. Talk like that makes me smile. I am being judged against myself...hehe. The only people who keep score are obviously biased so I will issue a pre-emptive fuck you to the rest.

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Anti, slappy... don't fight... I don't wanna see it.

Why can my friends never get along?

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Anti, slappy... don't fight... I don't wanna see it.

Why can my friends never get along?




Fuck that cheese eatin bitch she insulted me first so im being childish about it.

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Cage
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Ooh ooh ooh. Call her a fat crow-looking whore again. Yeah, and then talk about how you'd hate it if your mother were goth. I'm pretty sure I only need to read those lines 2 or 3 more times before their inherent genius is made clear to me.

Anyway. As threatened previously, I just measured. (Look up at the title of the thread again, in case you're wondering what the fuck I'm talking about.)

It's 6 3/8" long if I do it the real way.

7 1/8" if I jam the ruler into my nutsack and measure from the bottom. As memdink (I believe it was he) pointed out, how you do it can cause varied results.

And it is 6 1/4" in circumference at the widest part of the shaft. I took a few pics, but working a Polaroid with one hand is a bitch...that and the flash doesn't give you a lot to work with. I pretty much ended up with 2 picks of a bright white blur against a black background, and one with a small spot of orange amidst a field of black. (I tried one without the flash, just to see.)

I was hoping to have Joeycat shoot the pics for me, but she has yet to arrive.

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Fuck that cheese eatin bitch she insulted me first so im being childish about it.


I know. But its to both you and her... Please both of you forget about this?

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quote:
Originally posted by Cage:
Ooh ooh ooh. Call her a fat crow-looking whore again. Yeah, and then talk about how you'd hate it if your mother were goth. I'm pretty sure I only need to read those lines 2 or 3 more times before their inherent genius is made clear to me.

Anyway. As threatened previously, I just measured. (Look up at the title of the thread again, in case you're wondering what the fuck I'm talking about.)

It's 6 3/8" long if I do it the real way.

7 1/8" if I jam the ruler into my nutsack and measure from the bottom. As memdink (I believe it was he) pointed out, how you do it can cause varied results.

And it is 6 1/4" in circumference at the widest part of the shaft. I took a few pics, but working a Polaroid with one hand is a bitch...that and the flash doesn't give you a lot to work with. I pretty much ended up with 2 picks of a bright white blur against a black background, and one with a small spot of orange amidst a field of black. (I tried one without the flash, just to see.)

I was hoping to have Joeycat shoot the pics for me, but she has yet to arrive.




When did i claim to be a genius mr measure his penis and tells the world?
I bet your a child prodigy yourself judging by the size of your peepee. WHat kind of fucking dork measures his dick then goes into detail about how he jacked the size up then posts it for complete strangers to see? Fucking penis...no pun intended.

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I hate my boobs.....36c

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Danielle
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big boobs rule.

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I hate fat girl boobs, give me nice firm ones anytime.

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my boobs are firm and I'm fat.

I just prooved you wrong

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*seconds Danielle's motion* Haven't you seen em? She has nice tits.

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Jingle Jangles
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7 an a half inches

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Amazing! As near as I can tell, we only have one male member of the forum who is anywhere near what Masters and Johnson determined to be the average penis length. (Tough luck Bnb.) Aside from that pathetic outlier, everyone here seems to be somewhere in the 80th percentile for penis length.

Or full of shit.

I'll measure when I get home tonight. Don't touch that dial.

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JoeyCat
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Ummm Cage, will there be a witness?

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quote:
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Ummm Cage, will there be a witness?


You busy??

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Never too busy to act as witness to an event like that

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Vital statistics?

Amen.

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It's not so vital.

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Let's see... a "nutsaq" just enrolled. Sounds about right.



Amen.

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A real toe-tapper if there ever was one!

By the way, Uncle Jeb, did you know that was my theme song?

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