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Really? I thought it was “Ain’t Had No Lovin’ Since The Milk Cow Died” by Joe Banana and His Bunch. Why the change?

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quote:
Originally posted by morgana
...*girlish giggles*

oh yeah, 36c

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Hello, Morgana. The “they”, being the lazy lurkers, moody malcontents and half-farted shruggers, don’t know that you have been hard at work, participating these past nearly 18 years in a top-level Asylumnation scientific study of boobies. In that regard, thank you for checking in.

We will now proceed to Part 1 of the Phase II Questionnaire and Report Back:

1. Have your 36c twin limes grown, stayed the same, or diminished since 2000?

2. Explain in detail the primary contributing factors you believe led to your answer, above.

3. Describe in detail the toll that gravity has taken upon the twin limes.

Oh, I almost forgot. Wonderaz has your participation check.

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Down to a B, I'm afraid. But for being in my 40's I think they look pretty damn good.

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This is no longer a sausage party.

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Finally! Some pulchritude with attitude!

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Who made this thread a sticky?

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Down to a B, I'm afraid. But for being in my 40's I think they look pretty damn good.

Must. Bump. Thread.

Estrogen is good for the eyes.

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Does the cup say 'Bad genes'?

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Bad Girls. My uncle and I love bad girls. The badder the better, Betty.

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Nah, I'm pretty sure it says bad genes.

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Yeah. Bad genes are awful. And there is no way to unsee an image as vile and unholy as seeing The Loretta in hip-huggers.

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I bought a pair of bed genes from Macy's the other day.

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Wouldn’t wearing genes in bed be bad for your bod, bud?

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Give pants a chance, Rance.

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Interesting thing about Morgana’s pic - That jackass wonderaz printed a buncha life-size wall posters of it. He’s selling them to the other old geezers here in the resthome for big bucks.

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In his condition, he thinks the picture is real and he tries to fuck it.
Uncle Jeb, please kill me if I ever end up in such a decrepit state. Is that a promise?

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Okay. How would you like to go? Sumpin’ creative? Like, put you in Loretta’s front yard wearin’ nuttin’ but a sandwich board that says, “Loretta smells like skunk butts”?

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I asked you to kill me not torture me to death.

The Loretta has a front yard???

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I asked you to kill me not torture me to death.

The Loretta has a front yard???

Do you think anyone is insane enough to tell her she doesn’t?

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Even by telegram?

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Carrier pigeon might be safer.

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Smoke signals!

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What kind of smoke do you recommend?

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The kind that people blow up asses.

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Do you mean the Andrew “Kiki” Farnum kind of ass smoke?

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