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Even the gerbil got sick.
That story makes me sick.
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Even the gerbil got sick.
That story makes me sick.
This oughtta make ya feel better:
Amen.
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A lot!
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It wreaks havoc on my pulse rate every time I look at it.
Amen.
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Then look at it blindfolded.
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No can do. That’d make me cockeyed.
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Then I can't help you. I'm sorry. My great ideas are lost on you. Maybe dencey our Dane or Grasshoppa can use them.
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This is all I need. And Dickel. And my monthly check. That’s all I need. Plus my pickup truck. And more Dickel. And this:
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With your monthly check, take her to dinner. But please! Not in your pickup truck. You'll get her all dirty.
Which you'll do after dinner anyway!
I mean, if you do it right.
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No can do, Herk. Morgana’s in training for the convent.
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Let's have nun of that!
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She’s already on her way to becoming a nunny bunny.
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Re: dicks and boobies
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ok everyone... how big are you all?? i wanna know... and i wanna know before sesame street starts ok?
BTW slappy, and I wanna know if it’s true that you are also known as Sausage Tits. Well?
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Call her or text her or email her or send her a letter. What about a telegram? Smoke signal?
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When she disappeared, she took all her numbers with her.
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But she left RiZZ?
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I wasn’t there.
Amen.
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I wasn't in Ford's Theater either.
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But, you were in the Chrysler Building.
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Yes, I was.
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Were you playing Dodge ball while there?
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No. I played that at Plymouth Rock.
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Why wasn’t it named something like, saaay, Volvo Rock?
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The original name was "Chris."
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I heard it was actually “Christopher Leroy Bobby Jack”.
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