I don't have to sell my soul,
He's already in me.
Just because I'm paranoid it doesn't mean that they aren't watching me!
No sugar thanks, I'm sweet enough already!
Stellar rules my ass!
In 1972 a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he did not commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire....Jeremy Sword!
Fascist! Jeremy Sword will find you, build a tank out of a shopping cart and some sheet metal, fire 74,000 rounds of ordnance at you and give you and your minions a fierce slapping, once he gets my desperate letter.
I just hope he doesn't bring that stupid bitch Tina with him. His show sucked after they wrote her in.