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I don't have to sell my soul,
He's already in me.
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Just because I'm paranoid it doesn't mean that they aren't watching me!
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No sugar thanks, I'm sweet enough already!
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Stellar rules my ass!
In 1972 a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he did not commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire....Jeremy Sword!
Fascist! Jeremy Sword will find you, build a tank out of a shopping cart and some sheet metal, fire 74,000 rounds of ordnance at you and give you and your minions a fierce slapping, once he gets my desperate letter.
I just hope he doesn't bring that stupid bitch Tina with him. His show sucked after they wrote her in.