The Asylum   Search Private Messages Options Blogs Images Chat Cam Portals Calendar FAQ's Join  
Asylum Forums : Powered by vBulletin version 2.2.8 Asylum Forums > The Lost Forum > Call me racist, but...
Pages (2): [1] 2 »   Last Thread   Next Thread
Author
Thread [new thread]    [post reply]
karen
Lesser Satan

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 16643
Call me racist, but...

Black Friday does not appeal to me at all.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 12:32 AM
karen is offline Click Here to See the Profile for karen Click here to Send karen a Private Message Find more posts by karen Add karen to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sookee
good luck with that.

Registered: Mar 2007
Location:
Posts: 7179

Me either. Are you all done, Karen?

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 12:41 AM
Sookee is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Sookee Click here to Send Sookee a Private Message Find more posts by Sookee Add Sookee to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
karen
Lesser Satan

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 16643

"we've marked down our crappiest crap to our almost clearance price(which you'll see a few weeks from now)! come stand out in the cold for hours on thanksgiving night and friday morning, so you can fight with mean, tired, and cranky people over stuff that isn't much cheaper than its regular sale price(assuming you're not buying the crappiest crap)!"

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 12:42 AM
karen is offline Click Here to See the Profile for karen Click here to Send karen a Private Message Find more posts by karen Add karen to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
karen
Lesser Satan

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 16643

quote:
Originally posted by Sookee
Me either. Are you all done, Karen?


shopping? yes. I'm just waiting on a pre-order for the kids(mario kart 7), which is released december 4th.
other than that, done.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 12:44 AM
karen is offline Click Here to See the Profile for karen Click here to Send karen a Private Message Find more posts by karen Add karen to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sookee
good luck with that.

Registered: Mar 2007
Location:
Posts: 7179

Me too.. I'm waiting for Mario as well.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 12:47 AM
Sookee is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Sookee Click here to Send Sookee a Private Message Find more posts by Sookee Add Sookee to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
karen
Lesser Satan

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 16643

good mommy

(am I alone in being annoyed that I have to buy a copy for everyone int he house if we want to play the game together, though? meh!)

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 12:50 AM
karen is offline Click Here to See the Profile for karen Click here to Send karen a Private Message Find more posts by karen Add karen to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sookee
good luck with that.

Registered: Mar 2007
Location:
Posts: 7179

You are not alone..

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 12:51 AM
Sookee is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Sookee Click here to Send Sookee a Private Message Find more posts by Sookee Add Sookee to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
retroguy_fawkes
General Smartassery

Registered: Aug 2011
Location: Between Nowhere, and Where Now?
Posts: 1495

Awww. These idiots are going to miss Thanksgiving for getting some of that "crappy crap."

Internet Shopping FTW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNPI...be_gdata_player

__________________
"Terrorism has gone too far! Attacking America's food courts." - Deadpool

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 12:51 AM
retroguy_fawkes is offline Click Here to See the Profile for retroguy_fawkes Click here to Send retroguy_fawkes a Private Message Find more posts by retroguy_fawkes Add retroguy_fawkes to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
karen
Lesser Satan

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 16643

wow. that's a special kind of stupid.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 12:57 AM
karen is offline Click Here to See the Profile for karen Click here to Send karen a Private Message Find more posts by karen Add karen to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
fubar
mud falcon

Registered: Apr 2005
Location:
Posts: 15017

who the fuck still celebrates christmas?

__________________
The gods of evolution require sacrifice.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 01:09 AM
fubar is offline Click Here to See the Profile for fubar Click here to Send fubar a Private Message Find more posts by fubar Add fubar to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
karen
Lesser Satan

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 16643

kids, and adults that like sparkly and glittery stuff all over the house for a month.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 01:20 AM
karen is offline Click Here to See the Profile for karen Click here to Send karen a Private Message Find more posts by karen Add karen to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
theMAC
lone gunman for the govt

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: East Texas
Posts: 1472

Crap, I was seriously ready to deal with a racist thread but this turned out to be the most reasonable thread ever.

Also, I am psychologically unable to deal with the crowds at most stores on a normal Friday let alone the local gas station on black Friday. I will be hiding under my covers peeking out only occasionally to make sure that Karen isn't peeking back at me.

*once again MAC turns to drink to promote normal human contact*

__________________
sigs are like assholes, everyone makes jokes about what you put in yours.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 01:30 AM
theMAC is offline Click Here to See the Profile for theMAC Click here to Send theMAC a Private Message Find more posts by theMAC Add theMAC to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
ignatz mouse
gone with the wind

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: The Wetlands
Posts: 17938

OK. Racist butt.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 01:58 AM
ignatz mouse is offline Click Here to See the Profile for ignatz mouse Click here to Send ignatz mouse a Private Message Find more posts by ignatz mouse Add ignatz mouse to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
karen
Lesser Satan

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 16643

quote:
Originally posted by theMAC
the most reasonable thread ever.

Karen

the most reasonable thread ever.

Karen

the most reasonable thread ever.

Karen


Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 02:07 AM
karen is offline Click Here to See the Profile for karen Click here to Send karen a Private Message Find more posts by karen Add karen to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 53090

We need to start a new tradition.
The Saturday after Black Friday we shall shut down all power to our nation.
We will then call it five finger Saturday.
It will make all your dreams come true.

__________________

I want a Trump sex doll.
I would throw it in a Orangutan enclosure
And watch the orgy.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 02:14 AM
Large Filipino is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Large Filipino Click here to Send Large Filipino a Private Message Visit Large Filipino's homepage! Find more posts by Large Filipino Add Large Filipino to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Tefl
Reality Theorist

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Down the rabbit hole
Posts: 8806

A chance to steal back from those that steal from us?

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 02:16 AM
Tefl is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Tefl Click here to Send Tefl a Private Message Find more posts by Tefl Add Tefl to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Brett
Say no to edit rape

Registered: Jun 2008
Location:
Posts: 20164

A new tradition
Five Finger Saturday, 'tis.
Tickle my colon.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 02:17 AM
Brett is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Brett Click here to Send Brett a Private Message Find more posts by Brett Add Brett to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Tefl
Reality Theorist

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Down the rabbit hole
Posts: 8806

/me sprays for haikus

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 02:19 AM
Tefl is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Tefl Click here to Send Tefl a Private Message Find more posts by Tefl Add Tefl to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
retroguy_fawkes
General Smartassery

Registered: Aug 2011
Location: Between Nowhere, and Where Now?
Posts: 1495

quote:
Originally posted by Tefl
A chance to steal back from those that steal from us?



So robbing black people?

It's not like you have to worry about being shot. Niggas can't aim. It's a fact.

__________________
"Terrorism has gone too far! Attacking America's food courts." - Deadpool

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 02:30 AM
retroguy_fawkes is offline Click Here to See the Profile for retroguy_fawkes Click here to Send retroguy_fawkes a Private Message Find more posts by retroguy_fawkes Add retroguy_fawkes to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 53090

This is now the Black Friday Rape Haiku thread!

Black Friday Wal Mart
The Ghetto People are here
Discounted Blow jobs

__________________

I want a Trump sex doll.
I would throw it in a Orangutan enclosure
And watch the orgy.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 02:44 AM
Large Filipino is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Large Filipino Click here to Send Large Filipino a Private Message Visit Large Filipino's homepage! Find more posts by Large Filipino Add Large Filipino to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Brett
Say no to edit rape

Registered: Jun 2008
Location:
Posts: 20164

Black Friday is here
Their Welfare check has been cashed
"Girl, I need some skrimps!"

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 03:04 AM
Brett is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Brett Click here to Send Brett a Private Message Find more posts by Brett Add Brett to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Dingle
Gay for Mugtoe

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 12746

It'd be one thing if you could really get awesome deals that you otherwise wouldn't be able to, and by that I mean the good enough to offset the time and effort. The reality is, as Karen said, you're just getting everyday sale prices. These stores try to give the impression that they're selling stuff at a loss just to get people in the doors, in reality if that is the case at all they only have some ridiculously small quantity at that price (like 3, or even 1).

I remember the last time I left the house on black friday watching people scramble for these $19.00 vcr's. These things were not branded at all, and I remember thinking that I wouldn't have taken one for free. I've also been gifted a $5.00 black friday cordless drill. It had some no-brand brand (like "Skill Twist" or something dumb like that) and it worked surprisingly well for the first two or three charges, the it went in the trash.

__________________
Idle hands spend time at the genitals.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 03:09 AM
Dingle is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Dingle Click here to Send Dingle a Private Message Find more posts by Dingle Add Dingle to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Brett
Say no to edit rape

Registered: Jun 2008
Location:
Posts: 20164

It's that time of year
Where are Snowflakes Dingle, where?
Mouse's Jewish guilt.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 03:15 AM
Brett is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Brett Click here to Send Brett a Private Message Find more posts by Brett Add Brett to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
karen
Lesser Satan

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 16643

lol @ Skill Twist.

that's begging for a Haiku.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 03:24 AM
karen is offline Click Here to See the Profile for karen Click here to Send karen a Private Message Find more posts by karen Add karen to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 53090

Black Friday Wal Mart
If you go to isle fourteen
Fred will suck your dick.

__________________

I want a Trump sex doll.
I would throw it in a Orangutan enclosure
And watch the orgy.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-20-2011 03:34 AM
Large Filipino is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Large Filipino Click here to Send Large Filipino a Private Message Visit Large Filipino's homepage! Find more posts by Large Filipino Add Large Filipino to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
All times are GMT. The time now is 05:45 AM. Post New Thread    Post A Reply
Pages (2): [1] 2 »   Last Thread   Next Thread
Show Printable Version | Email this Page | Subscribe to this Thread

Forum Jump:
 

Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is ON
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON
 

< Contact Us - The Asylum >

Copyright © 2014- Imaginet Inc.
[Legal Notice] | [Privacy Policy] | [Site Index]