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Touch
Fluffy Bunny

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shadow... ive heard you tell it before, and fuck second time around its just as impressive.

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JoeyCat
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quote:
Originally posted by quins:
9 years, that's an impressive turn-around



I've got to wait for my kid to go off to college quins. It's the parental thing to do.



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yMQ
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Bah. Make her go to trade school. : p Its cheaper and much less of a pain in the ass.

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Ah HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! God DAMN thats funny. Cheers!

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Shadow23
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Much funnier in retrospect, that's for damn sure! My last breakup was downright dull in comparison (which I think I prefer).

Touch, glad ya liked it.

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Fluffy Bunny

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Touch, glad ya liked it.


left me breathless man



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meloni
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coor film material here no doubt, scrpit it, copywrigth it send it to me, and when i've robbed the local garage i'll get the equipment to film it.

Damn, []

never had phsyco partners, just junky friends messed up on brown, you can't trust them.



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damn, suck to be both of you.

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absolut
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Thanx Cal And Shadow..you guys are lucky to be here to tell ANY kind of tale..
I think I have a boring life.
Not that I'm complaining.

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flocat
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3 fucking years...3 long fucking years...3 fucking years, engaged and shit...3 years of lies...all come out tonight. sure, i'm a little overweight, 15 pounds is really no big deal...have been overweight for many years...just started feeling good about myself because it didn't matter that i was a fat fuck...or so i thought. "i want you to lose weight so you can look better and not be such an embarrasment to me." it used to be, "weight problems cause heart problems." or, "weight problems make you unhealthy and i want you to be healthy." now, it's this bullshit about me LOOKING good for her? What the FUCK? 3 FUCKING years and she tells me NOW???? unfortunately, i am madly in love with this girl...what am i to do...i've tried losing weight in the past, it has been a constant struggle all my life. i've tried diets, pills, exercise, all in combination, all on their own...all to no avail. i have played many sports in my life and excelled at them (though, i never played football...at least not with an organized team). fuck me...i just don't know what to do. i know a bullet to the head would drop a lot of weight really quick...but i don't want that...i still don't like me but...alas. well, i expect some flaming, i expect some crappy advice, i guess, i'm on my own again.

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one sock

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Flo...you aren't serious??!!
She ACTUALLY said that?
I'm assuming she has some redeeming qualities, or you obviously wouldn't love her, but does that like sum her up?

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quote:
Originally posted by absolut:
Flo...you aren't serious??!!
She ACTUALLY said that?
I'm assuming she has some redeeming qualities, or you obviously wouldn't love her, but does that like sum her up?



Well, no, that doesn't sum her up...but that's all I can think about right now. I can't believe how unbelievably sad I am at this very moment...I used to just let whatever the hell people said about me just slide off my back. I've been called so many things in the past by so many people, family included...this just cut right to the bone. I'm at a loss.



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I'm so sorry you're so distressed, Flo. I don't know what to say except to give you a HUGE hug right now.

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Dammit!! I just looked up your profile. You don't have ICQ?

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quote:
Originally posted by absolut:
I'm so sorry you're so distressed, Flo. I don't know what to say except to give you a HUGE hug right now.


Thankee very much. Now, off to buy some dexatrim or something of the sort...yeah, maybe some laxatives so i can shoot mud (i'm just kidding...i had food poisoning the other day and shooting mud all day hurts too much to be beneficial). But, I am off to sleep...I should do that before my big ride tomorrow. I'm biking a new trail with some friends...hell, I may have a gut but my legs can take me so far on my bike. I'd much rather bike than walk, I tend to have better balance that way...go figure. Ok, g'night.


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Take it easy on yourself, Flo.

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Dammit!! I just looked up your profile. You don't have ICQ?



I do, I just don't ever use it and I don't have it memorized...see, I'm at work right now. I'm heading home though, perhaps, I'll fix it on the computer at home once I've got it figured out.


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70337607 if you want to talk later okay?
I'm moving furniture for a while.
Seriously.

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I'm so sorry you're so distressed, Flo. I don't know what to say except to give you a HUGE hug right now.

I hope Flo isn't still distressed.

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CAL made my terrible engagement sound like a vacation in paradise. Despite a beer can (half full) being thrown at me, and despite having a third party from a tribunal actually prove his mom wrong (he would die defending mom and doing exactly what she wants) I dodged the marriage/divorce bullet. He is an asswipe but so were most of his family. The girls who married in talked about it like a cult. One apparently did divorce I heard through the grapevine. I am so happy for her and her kids. I still do not know which but I have my suspicions. I once had a fight with the parents who made funn of allison's name being allison "al-ison" and not "all-ison" at a wedding. I finally got pissed off enough to say I pronounce it al-igator not all-igator. They would do anything to make the women weak and powerless. I really am proud that I was smart enough to see the signs. It was embarrassing to cancel a wedding but better that than live in hell for the rest of my life. They used to hold the millions of dollars they were inheriting from grandma's farm over me like that was a thing. Like money matters and can resolve abuse. Maybe in the 50s but I am independent enough to not take is advice to quit my job so he can be a provider and "own" me. Ladies, if you are ever asked to leave your job, do not be stupid.

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CAL made my terrible engagement sound like a vacation in paradise. ...

Hey, Jinxy. Did you meet him at Sunday School or at pottery class?

Amen.

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He had a cottage near mine. His mom dropped by and said hi and that she had a son my age. First red flag... of many I tried to not see.

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... First red flag... of many I tried to not see.

Don’t beat yourself up, Jinxy. We pay dearly for some of the decisions of our youth.

Amen.

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What... what if I never grow up, Uncle Jeb?
Nah. They signs for stronger toward the end. Sexual relations with a girl who was mentally 14, the violence, the insisting mom is right even when I could literally get a professional designation to tell me otherwise and offered to play the recording for him.

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Oracular, I never grew up. As a matter of fact, I'm sitting in my sandbox now playing with my trucks.

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