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Oracular_Jinx
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This is all about front holes.

https://lm.facebook.com/l.php?u=htt...N1xpTG7-dRs3dtg

https://lm.facebook.com/l.php?u=htt...4hOt46phars-tPQ

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So, does it follow that my purple helmeted warrior should now be referred to as my “front hole pole”?

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You can call it LaToya for all I care.

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Naaah. I think that one’s already taken.

It would be kinda cool, though, if Latoya and Oscar de La Hoya tied the knot.

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I didn't know they were in scouting.

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They say they’re working on their Beagle Badges. They claim those don’t steenk.

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I had to study hard for my Beagle Badge. And then my pet badger ate it.

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Pet badger? You don’t need no steenking badgers!

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She likes to be cuddled.

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I don’t think there’s a badge for cuddling.

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Then you never were a Boy Scout.

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That’s correct. I never belonged to B.S.A.

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Were you a girl scout?

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No. I tried to sign up, but they rejected my application, citing “toxic masculinity”.

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Those bitches! They told me the same thing!

I hope you stopped buying their cookies, Cookie.

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Don’t have to. That jackass wonderaz helps himself to boxes and boxes of ‘em. Obtains his ill-gotten booty through various nefarious schemes and artifices. I eat as many as I can, since waste is immoral. And think about the starving kids in China!

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Kids are starving in this country too.

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It has been known by all human males since the beginning of time that anyone with a front hole must be at all times confined to the kitchen; preferably in a shoeless and fertilized state.

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Did cavemen have kitchens?

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Yes. That jackass wonderaz remembers cooking mammoth burgers on an Alley Oop grill. Of course, that was way before my time.

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The jackass opened a restaurant in a cave until all the cavemen eating there died from ptomaine.

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Based on an in-depth investigation on the part of Jeb and myself there is truth to that story. In fact, one food critic felt compelled to eat a second burger and contract a second case of food poisoning at the jackass' cave burger joint just to confirm his diarrhea wasn't caused by eating week-old roadkill on the way to Jackass Burger.

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Yes, and one customer was savaged and ravaged by remarkably violent projectile pooping. He couldn’t get out of the way quickly enough and got caught in the line of poop, so to speak.

It was a spectacle for the ages.

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The cave was shortly closed by the Cro-Magnon Board of Health. It was then that the jackass started giving rides on those flying pterodactyls.

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Herk. Are you makin’ up stuff up?

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