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Boobsnbuds
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I was just totally bored, and wondered how many people would reply to this topic.
No offense intended....unless your sodopigfucker or something.


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Princess_Chelle
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i have so many other thigns i have to do today, i dont have time to suck the farts from your ass today boobs...sorry

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Ever heard of "snarfing"?

My in laws described it to me as the act of farting under water and trying to bite the bubbles before they burst.

I really didn't need to know that about them.

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Princess_Chelle
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my mother told me that a dork was someone who did that. never heard it called snarfing though. haha.

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I had different definitions of a dork.
They never involved farts.
black glasses with tape or a band-aid holding them together, but never a fart.

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Princess_Chelle
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no, the glassess with the bandaid, and a pocket protector is a NERD. jeezus, you are so ass backwards!

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DevilMoon
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What's weird is when I was younger I saw the movie "Monster Squad" (remember that?) and they referred to a "dork" and "nards" which was highly confusing to me at the time. They meant "dick" and "nuts" but to me dork was synonymous with nerd or geek.

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Originally, a dork refered to the penis of a whale. So equating Dork and dick is correct, just a really big dick (up to 10 feet long)

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wow wonderaz! that is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*faints*

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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz:
Originally, a dork refered to the penis of a whale. So equating Dork and dick is correct, just a really big dick (up to 10 feet long)


Ol' pal, that's the first time I've ever been called "a whale". Amen.

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Paint CHiPs
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Moster Squad rulez.

That is all.

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And by the way, Keith just spelled out "JAP" with his alphabet blocks. Then he put the rest of the blocks away. So now, everytime I look down, I see the word "JAP" staring me in the face.

I hope it replaces "COX KIT", which is another thing he likes to spell out, and I have no idea what it means.

Maybe it means "dork".

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did someone say pigfucker??????

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memdink
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What's that like?

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What's that like?
Hahahaaa!!! You deserve a pernt. What do they say? Better late than never?

That jackass wonderaz said he’ll give you a couple after he finishes his snarfing therapy. Of course, probability is high he’ll have forgotten by the time he finishes. But, what do they say? It’s the thought that counts.

Amen.

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GoFuckYourselves!
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I don't think it's the thought that counts. If so, then why is it only a penny for your thoughts?

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That was my two cents worth. You owe me another penny.

Amen.

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Hey Grasshoppa!! Can you help out here a little?

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Heh. Two cents is too steep for grasshoppa. He won’t do diddly unless it’s free.

Amen.

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But I only owe you one penny!

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Plus interest. Don’t forget interest.

A penny saved is a penny earned, by golly!

Amen.

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You want interest on a penny? Are you trying to break me?

Grasshoppa!! Where are you? Don't you want to help your BFF?

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Herk? What I can’t get off my mind is BnB starting a thread with a “suck my ass” command and then claiming he was just “bored.” Frankly, I suspect BnB is one of those brutes who’ve been preying on Bruce Heffernan for years.

I’m surprised Heffernan hasn’t gone stark raving mad. He needs protection.

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On the other hand, it’s possible BnB and Heffernan are in cahoots.

In any event, think the thread would’ve been more productive had he said something like “Suck my nose”. I mean, really. His nose? Think about it.

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Doesn't poop come out of there????

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