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Muffy
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I'm the absolute opposite. I want to be stuffed in the cheapest box possible. I don't want strangers touching my corpse, for any reason. Cremated. No death notices. No funeral, no fuss. Friends and family may have a low key drink in my memory if they choose, but no shindig that people I don't like would attend and pretend like we were best friends (it's a pet peeve of mine).

On a related matter, it cost me $16,000.00 to bury my Gran, and that was a pretty standard thing. Funeral home, nice mid-range coffin, church service followed by light beverages and snacks etc... dying is expensive! AFTER I paid the $1200.00 flower bill, they gave me a $50.00 voucher for flowers. I made Piney use it to send me flowers at work as I knew that would annoy the kind of people I like annoying.

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I'm coming to your funeral, but I promise I won't make a fuss. And I promise not to sign the Guestbook as "GoFuckYourselves!" That just wouldn't be right.

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No funeral! But if there was, I'd love it if you signed "GoFuckYourselves". That would appeal to my love of the inappropriate. If people came in clown costumes that would also be cool. My census information has my religion listed as "Jedi", so Star Wars outfits would also be acceptable.

The Govt refused to acknowledge "Jedi" as an official religion, unfortunately. While it got the necessary number of people to declare it, it doesn't have a creed according to the boffins. That irked me, as the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was acknowledged, so now Pastafarians can wear colanders on their heads in their driver's licence photos.

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I'd love to leave this earth the way Jessie Combs did.
In a blaze of glory.

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I'd love to leave this earth the way Jessie Combs did.
In a blaze of glory.


Is next Thursday good?

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No funeral! But if there was, I'd love it if you signed "GoFuckYourselves". That would appeal to my love of the inappropriate. If people came in clown costumes that would also be cool. My census information has my religion listed as "Jedi", so Star Wars outfits would also be acceptable.

The Govt refused to acknowledge "Jedi" as an official religion, unfortunately. While it got the necessary number of people to declare it, it doesn't have a creed according to the boffins. That irked me, as the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was acknowledged, so now Pastafarians can wear colanders on their heads in their driver's licence photos.


You're a hoot, Muff. I'll bet you're a ball to hang out with.

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Muffy
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Not really. Piney is the fun one. Most people just think I'm weird, or intimidating. I was recently described as "formidable". I hope we get the opportunity to hang out one day though.

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Piney has always frightened me.

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He's a puppy. Throw him a pork chop and pat him on the head and he'll love you forever (and possibly try to hump your leg). He's all about his guns and anarchy and shit, until he's sipping herbal tea while watching Downton Abby with me.

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I couldn't get enough of Downton Abbey. Julian Fellowes is a genius. And now the movie has opened here. There too? Have you seen it? The King and Queen pay a visit. I'm so afraid I'll be disappointed, but I must go and see it anyway, just to re-visit the Crawley's and everyone downstairs.

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I haven't seen it yet, but it's on my watch list. I think I'll wait until it is released on disc as I want to put on my most "Upstairs" posh frock and watch it while I have a Devonshire tea, with scones and jam and clotted cream Piney would be "Downstairs", naturally.

Interesting piece of trivia: Many movies are shown in NZ the day before they are released in the USA, because we're a day ahead of you.

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Yeah, I forgot about that. Like when we see you celebrate New Year's way before we do.

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J E B Stuart
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Jusr think, Herk. You wouldn’t have to settle for that crap if we had NYST (new year savings time).

Amen.

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So New Year's for us would start at noon? And Sunday would start on Saturday. Did you give this a second thought or not?

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Pshaw! Everybody knows you’ve been clamoring for years to have Leap Year every year.

Amen.

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