I want one of these!
I wonder what one has to do to convince a doctor that one needs one?
from the FDA
...On April 28, 2000, FDA issued an order to the petitioner classifying Urometrics EROS-Clitoral Therapy Device and substantially
equivalent devices of this generic type into class II under the generic name, clitoral engorgement device. FDA identifies this generic type of device as a device designed to apply a vacuum to the clitoris. It is
intended for use in the treatment of female sexual arousal disorder. ... ...
listen, those things that enlarge your clit are wierd. i saw one on porn pictures once. it sucked this girls clit till it looked like an asian mans penis. personally, i like my pussy LOOKING like a pussy. i dont need a miniature dick fucking things up for my pretty kitty.
great. we're going to be forced underground, chained to the wall, and milked for semen. the end is upon us, guys. waidaminnit! put a tv or something in our breeding pits and we are set! food is brought to us...entertainment...free handjobs. cool! clitoral (giggles like schoolgirl) for everyone!
*mumbles some unintelligable stuff and then falls flat on his face*
You know, I was going to type up a signature but then I said to myself: "Why fucking bother? I mean, people just ignore what you have to say anyway, and when they do read what you type up they either flame you or make fun of you for it. So, I say screw them. Screw them with a rusty shovel." Then I realized that there is a midget somewhere out there in southern California that is masturbating right now to what I have to say... All I got to say to that is: Thanks Bob.
" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should notï¿½the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman