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missphinx
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Post clitoral engorgement device

I want one of these!
I wonder what one has to do to convince a doctor that one needs one?

from the FDA
...On April 28, 2000, FDA issued an order to the petitioner classifying Urometrics EROS-Clitoral Therapy Device and substantially
equivalent devices of this generic type into class II under the generic name, clitoral engorgement device. FDA identifies this generic type of device as a device designed to apply a vacuum to the clitoris. It is
intended for use in the treatment of female sexual arousal disorder. ... ...

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morgana
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...what exactly does it DO? lick you? stick you? suck on you? does it take batteries? is it hand operated? do you have to clip it onto something? enquiring minds wanna know!

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ironroot
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i need one of those, right the hell now. unless this thing i have sticking out of me isn't a clit.. fuck!


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I don't know!
Further research is required! Maybe the company cited has a web site...

(you never know what you'll find in the Federal Register.)

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Ummmmm
*frantically waving arms*

I happen to be a certified clitoral engorgment device!

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FDA CLEARS NEW FEMALE SEXUAL THERAPY DEVICE
Of the 10 women with normal sexual functioning, 4 experienced more sensation; 4 more orgasm; 2 more satisfaction; and 3 more lubrication.

YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!


NY times mag

more

even more

the source



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sorry. double post. I was excited.

wonderaz, do you take batteries?
are you portable?

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No batteries required! And not only portable, but am able to move from room to room without any lifting, pushing or pulling on your part. Just point!

BUT WAIT!!! THERE'S MORE!!!
the Amazing Wonderaz is also completely accessorized with probes, strokers and lickers not found other federally registered devices. And satisfaction is guaranteed!

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Chelle
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wonderaz, could you be any more irresistable?

missstinx...
listen, those things that enlarge your clit are wierd. i saw one on porn pictures once. it sucked this girls clit till it looked like an asian mans penis. personally, i like my pussy LOOKING like a pussy. i dont need a miniature dick fucking things up for my pretty kitty.

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Well... I could be. Want me to bat my baby blues?

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great. we're going to be forced underground, chained to the wall, and milked for semen. the end is upon us, guys. waidaminnit! put a tv or something in our breeding pits and we are set! food is brought to us...entertainment...free handjobs. cool! clitoral (giggles like schoolgirl) for everyone!

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*mumbles some unintelligable stuff and then falls flat on his face*

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wonderaz, you have blue eyes???
oh god in heaven help me. *swoons*

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I'm afraid I do. Goes with the blonde hair, well, blondish.
And I do NOT look like this.

Although I'm basically a mellow guy, I would like to kick this clown's ass just for sport. I doubt one would even get jailtime for assault if the judge saw his website.

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oh wonderaz, i will pine away for you for the rest of my days.

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oh wonderaz, i will pine away for you for the rest of my days.
Hehehohohehaaheheheha...oh sweet jeebus.

Amen.

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She had severe mental issues.

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Naaah. Fact is, that jackass wonderaz told her hed just won the Powerball.

Amen.

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He also told her he was the King of England.

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Totally out of control, as always, the jackass somehow convinced missphinx that he was a trained and licensed clitoral enlargement device.

I dont think it ended very well for missphinx.

Amen.

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It certainly didn't after the Jackass's head got stuck up in there.

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Well, I do know that missphinx sued that jackass wonderaz to try to get her money back. I never heard how it turned out.

Amen.

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Good to see you here OJ. Hope someone is gorging on your clit right now.

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Well, I do know that missphinx sued that jackass wonderaz to try to get her money back. I never heard how it turned out.

Amen.


It turned out the same way that your attempt to get your money back turned out. With the jackass, it never turns out well.

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