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missphinx
Edgy the Budgie

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Remember, JEB's a liar. Constantly.

(although he *does* have access to a shitload of points)

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twelvefoot
professional vagrant

Registered: Apr 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by edgy and dull
I'm SO gonna find out what I need to get perversion points....



you're asking how to get perversion points?..come now don't be shy with our knew friends...and take off your school marm outfit it dosent suit you...

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naughty jewel
boring as fuck

Registered: Nov 2001
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better yet, just post snapshots of your tits.

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twelvefoot
professional vagrant

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quote:
Originally posted by naughty jewel
better yet, just post snapshots of your tits.




suuush...she'll do it..and i don't think i can bare that again...

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naughty jewel
boring as fuck

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all the better. soraya, you have a golden opportunity to get some bewbie points and inflict torture on twelvefoot at the same time. what're you waiting for??

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twelvefoot
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i hate you...

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Sw/oT
Toes on the nose, bros!

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: SF Bay Area
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quote:
Originally posted by edgy and dull
I'm SO gonna find out what I need to get perversion points....



I've been wondering the same thing. I once got naked on cam while rubbing baby carrots across my ketchup covered nipples. Alas, I have nary a perversion point to show for it. I suppose an erection isn't a half-bad consolation prize though.

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naughty jewel
boring as fuck

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quote:
Originally posted by twelvefoot
i hate you...


want me to post my tits too?

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Xtal Confusion
Piss off Grandad.

Registered: May 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by edgy and dull
I'm SO gonna find out what I need to get perversion points....but methinks our British friend Xtal will leave us all in the dust...


That's a good point... am I, as a Brit, a rare breed around here?

12ft; I'll bring the Cock out of retirement soon. I just wanted to display the poo seeing as it was so rudely censored back at the farm.

"Please refrain from using this image" they said. Why? Is it shit? What a crowd of soft-bollocked nancies.

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twelvefoot
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quote:
Originally posted by naughty jewel


want me to post my tits too?




there are laws against that...so i'm safe today

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twelvefoot
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why?..it's just a piece of shit

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naughty jewel
boring as fuck

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quote:
Originally posted by Xtal Confusion
12ft; I'll bring the Cock out of retirement soon. I just wanted to display the poo seeing as it was so rudely censored back at the farm.


you should've started off with one of neonhope's signatures.... dunno about the regulars here, but it never fails to make me seriously rethink my stance on censorship....

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twelvefoot
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quote:
Originally posted by naughty jewel


you should've started off with one of neonhope's signatures.... dunno about the regulars here, but it never fails to make me seriously rethink my stance on censorship....




funny it makes me understand why some species kill their young..

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J E B Stuart
Administrator

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quote:
Originally posted by Xtal Confusion
. . . am I, as a Brit, a rare breed around here?. . . .

Rare breed? Limeys? Oh shit. That's a damn humour point if'n I ever saw one.

Amen.

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Dead_Inside
Joey's Head Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
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quote:
Originally posted by Xtal Confusion
That's a good point... am I, as a Brit, a rare breed around here?


Nah, we are pretty much infested with them.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by missphinx
. . . Hold me. Tight.

Pervert. You git a point just fer the wood.

Amen.

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naughty jewel
boring as fuck

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under dire conditions, field mice eat their young. hope's only 21. that's pretty young for a human being. do you suppose it's not too late to see if we couldn't drive her mother to eat her?

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slight
long pig

Registered: Feb 2001
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Who's hope?

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by naughty jewel
under dire conditions, field mice eat their young. hope's only 21. that's pretty young for a human being. do you suppose it's not too late to see if we couldn't drive her mother to eat her?

Show yer fun bags around here and anything's possible.

Show 'em. Now.

Amen.

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twelvefoot
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quote:
Originally posted by naughty jewel
under dire conditions, field mice eat their young. hope's only 21. that's pretty young for a human being. do you suppose it's not too late to see if we couldn't drive her mother to eat her?



and you are suppose to eat the pig after fatting it up...so i take it is slaughter season at the neon household...

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Xtal Confusion
Piss off Grandad.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dead_Inside


Nah, we are pretty much infested with them.



I suppose that's cool. Where we've migrated from there were but a handful of Brits. And a lot of the American posters, even this last few days, have this attitude that's like "Aw, they're so cute! They talk funny and everything!" If I see a single thread around here about how cute British fucking accents are, I'm going to weep openly.

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missphinx
Edgy the Budgie

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cute.

heh heh.

cute.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH.

You're cute.

I bet you like buffy too.

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Xtal Confusion
Piss off Grandad.

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quote:
Originally posted by naughty jewel
under dire conditions, field mice eat their young. hope's only 21. that's pretty young for a human being. do you suppose it's not too late to see if we couldn't drive her mother to eat her?


Ahaha. She'd have to freeze her and eat her over the course of several months.

However, I'm actually of the belief that Travis is a rampant psychopath. Hope will one morning wake up to find her uterus nailed to the ceiling, and Travis will be drinking her son in milkshake form.

And I will laugh.

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slight
long pig

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Who's Hope?

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naughty jewel
boring as fuck

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quote:
Originally posted by Xtal Confusion

Hope will one morning wake up to find her uterus nailed to the ceiling



actually considering the circumstances, that would be a public service, and i might have resorted to such measures had i stayed any longer in the scatforums.

slight - a regular at our forum.... be glad you do not know her.

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