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FastestSlug
Adorable Pussycat

Registered: May 2002
Location:
Posts: 44

oh 12ie stop playing hard to get!

idontthinkyourreadyforthisjelly

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

sup NJ - how long til ya get banned from here

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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twelvefoot
professional vagrant

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: sitting in the waiting room
Posts: 622

thank god for stalkers

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naughty jewel
boring as fuck

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: somewhere you're not.
Posts: 218

quote:
Originally posted by twelvefoot
thank god for stalkers


*takes her bra off and moves towards the scanner*

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twelvefoot
professional vagrant

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: sitting in the waiting room
Posts: 622

i bet everyone thinks i'm gay now..

good fucking going naughty

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naughty jewel
boring as fuck

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: somewhere you're not.
Posts: 218

quote:
Originally posted by twelvefoot
i bet everyone thinks i'm gay now..


seeing as we come out of a tori forum, that is an inevitable occurence.

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twelvefoot
professional vagrant

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: sitting in the waiting room
Posts: 622

hahahaha...good point

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Venus
Goddess of Whore

Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 2532

Sorry, but I'm way to lazy to read through all the pages of this shit. Welcome to the Asylum. Bah

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edgy and dull
on your knees, boy

Registered: May 2002
Location:
Posts: 63

Venus: Compassion: 1

LOL

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raginghobo
death

Registered: Oct 2001
Location: toronto
Posts: 1613

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHY WON'T YOU DIE. You all combined, in one night, have posted more than I've posted in six months.

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Dingle
Gay for Mugtoe

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 12791

we so need a "scan your boobs" thread here.


*ahem*

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naughty jewel
boring as fuck

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: somewhere you're not.
Posts: 218

i thought the holiday themed breasts were an especially nice touch.

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morgana
THE Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: my mother's bloody womb
Posts: 7542

ok pals and gals, i'm going to play tour guide for a moment to let you know about some of the bells and whistles in this joint.

first, the FAQ is here, as paint already pointed out to you. however, a few things have changed since then. one: you can change your own title by going to your "options" menu and putting whatever you'd like. two: as someone already pointed out, the point system is no longer moderated. you can give points at will once you have enough posts. however! please remember that points *should* be given for specific posts/threads that you feel truly deserve recognition. please don't give your friends a million points because you can. no one will stop you, but you're the one who'll look like a brownnosing bitch, so try to moderate your own behavior.

some other things to know:

we have many different forums here:

--The Lost Forum is a free for all. Anything that's just casual and not specific can go in here.

--Asylum Art is for original artwork that YOU created. please read the FAQ located in the forum before posting. It can be a painting, a drawing, photographs, a song you wrote..as long as it's original.

--Politicas der Monde is a political forum. duh. post anything political here. debate is a little more serious here than in TLF.

--Sensory Overload is music, movies, books and tv. if it delights the senses, it goes here.

--Images of Desanctity. need porn? go here. want to share porn? even better! post it here. all artwork, video and images that are download unfriendly go here.

--WIT- Whore Institute of Technology. break your computer? you stupid fuck. find out how to fix it here.

--Gaming and Sports is exactly what it says. online gaming and professional sports talk goes here.

--Asylum Suppository is where all the great threads go to die. if you're curious about the past here, the best of the best is kept here. take a look and be amazed. i highly suggest reading paint chips' dissertation on flaming.

--Pissups is the forum where we discuss any major plans on an Asylum get together. if you want to see mord's cock several times, you can go see him get it pierced. woot!


ok. that's enough for one post. more coming...

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morgana
THE Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: my mother's bloody womb
Posts: 7542

hey, did you know we have a chat feature? hell yeah. you can access chat via the "chat" button on the front page or on irc using galt.mindasylum.net or dido.mindasylum.net.

we also have an image hosting feature, which you can read about on the front page. (thanks dingle!)

there is a member atlas here, where you can locate where other members are on the globe (confusion, you can track down all the limey scum available on this board). i forget how to get yourself added to it, ask dingle. he's the man.

and perhaps the neatest feature, which hasn't been used in FOREVER, is the front page and the user updates. we used to post user written stories, artwork, etc. on the front page for a week or so for all to see, but alas, no one has submitted anything in AGES. so if you're curious on how to participate, email dingle or jeb or wonder.

um...that's all i can think of for now. next: pointers for survival.



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Postmodgirl
quivering arshle

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: I don't fukn' know!
Posts: 5137

what?

oh hi...

um. post your penis and/or sex toy.

Screw the tits... ... no really, get some lotion and...

oh fuck this. never mind.

Hi newbies :spin:

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morgana
THE Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: my mother's bloody womb
Posts: 7542

survival tips!

this is just some asylum etiquette. these are not set in stone rules of the board, just some things that we respectfully request you keep in mind when posting here:

1. no spam. spam sucks. if you want to talk about your website a little, yeah, post a link in your sig and mention it once. but please don't create five or six threads about how cool it is. we all know that your flash art sucks anyway.

2. when replying to someone, and you feel the need to quote them, snip the post down a little to save some scrolling. we're all lazy as fuck, so please just leave the bare minimum required to understand your post.

3. yes, you can put pictures in your sigs. but please try to keep the physical size to a minimum- maybe 150 pixels high max, and 500 pixels wide. again, it's a scrolling thing.

4. if you post about a new movie that you went to see in the lost forum, and an hour later your thread is gone- don't cry censorship! it's probably been moved to the proper forum, Sensory Overload. sometimes people post specific stuff in the lost forum, and a moderator will leave it because it's getting alot of attention. but it will eventually get moved to the proper forum.

5. this is more of a "just so you know thing"...we hate you. with every fibre in our being, we yearn to just kick you in the face and drag your carcass through the dirt.

not really. but if you get derided or flamed alot, don't take it personally. this is a really abrasive forum, and we enjoy (immensely) pointing out every stupid thing you do. so either sink or swim.

that's it. i'm tapped out. find something to amuse yourselves with for awhile.

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Goat
Set Abominae

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: ...The Basement. Duh.
Posts: 442

[QUOTE]Originally posted by morgana
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Goat
Set Abominae

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: ...The Basement. Duh.
Posts: 442

Fuck trying to be witty. This forum is gay.

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The Wraith
Sergeant of Marines

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: WDM, IA
Posts: 2963

Goat,

I regret to inform you that my personal hopes for you have failed. I'm sorry.

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wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona... No no Cornville!!
Posts: 21748

quote:
Originally posted by edgy and dull
I'm SO gonna find out what I need to get perversion points....but methinks our British friend Xtal will leave us all in the dust...


I gave you a perv point.
I have a feeling you will earn it at some point.

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The Wraith
Sergeant of Marines

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: WDM, IA
Posts: 2963

I don't know WHY we haven't seen boobies, 5 pages in. This is completely unacceptable.

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J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 32062

quote:
Originally posted by The Wraith
I don't know WHY we haven't seen boobies, 5 pages in. This is completely unacceptable.

No shit. Fuckin' commies.

Amen.

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missphinx
Edgy the Budgie

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 5526

I agree. There was way too much bra to boob ratio in that earlier link.

I think they were up past their bedtime. Try again tomorrow?


(P.S. to slight re chat - various reasons. eh. yeah. wank.)

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slight
long pig

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
Posts: 3174

quote:
Originally posted by missphinx
.... eh. yeah. wank.)

How's THAT for woody potential JEB?

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missphinx
Edgy the Budgie

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 5526

BAD.

Bad, bad, BAD, bad, BAD, BAD boy.

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missphinx
Edgy the Budgie

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 5526

hmmph.

BAD!

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