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twelvefoot
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quote:
Originally posted by missphinx

We've figured out that you're all 13 years old and if your moms knew what you were doing on the internet, you'd all be grounded.



my mom is dead.....

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Xtal Confusion
Piss off Grandad.

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quote:
Originally posted by missphinx
Okay, you can stop now.

We've figured out that you're all 13 years old and if your moms knew what you were doing on the internet, you'd all be grounded.



Shit, that was fast.

Ah well. It was fun while it lasted. I'm going to return to picking shards of glass out of my sister's mons.

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Papsmear Pants
Once was a papoose.

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quote:
Originally posted by Xtal Confusion
Hey Pappy, I'll let you put my poo in your mouth if I can take one of those camel fetuses to Scotland with me!

As long as you promise not to sell it to a clan of Scottish men with a bestial fetish.
I dare say if any animal with my face is going to be fucked by a Scot, it's going to be me.

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Papsmear Pants
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quote:
Originally posted by missphinx
We've figured out that you're all 13 years old and if your moms knew what you were doing on the internet, you'd all be grounded.

Funny, we've been met with nothing but demands to show our tits and threats to leave because members aren't willing to share. One might say that is typical behaviour of a thirteen year old.

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twelvefoot
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i like 13 year olds...they don't wiggle so much when you're trying to tie them to the water pipes in your basement...

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wonderaz
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That's not true

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Xtal Confusion
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No, that's 6 year olds. A 13 year old is a lot less docile and likely to squirt venom from beneath their tongue, kick your face off and bounce off the walls, squealing like a pig in a war.

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twelvefoot
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fine you caught me..i don't have a basement

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wonderaz
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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz
That's not true


That was directed at Papsmear, NOT twelvefoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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twelvefoot
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ohh now you clarify...

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Papsmear Pants
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Shall I list off all the thirteen year olds who have demanded to see my tits?

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twelvefoot
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shall i list the amount of thirteen year olds who haven't seen your tits?

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Papsmear Pants
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I only show my tits to old men with money.
I still need a sugar daddy and I've heard that they like tits.

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twelvefoot
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or thirteen yr old boys dressed up as old men
what i want to know, is how did they convince you that monopoly money is the standard american currency nowadays?

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bucket of karma
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damnit, im always the last one to show up to the party. i missed the whole fiasco when nj got banned.


bah.


well, im here now, you can all be happy and rejoice.

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uh, why does my thing say im an adorable pussycat? i mean, i know im adorable, and i know i have a pussy, but that is hardly how i would explain myself.


and i like this quickreply shit.

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Paint CHiPs
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quote:
Originally posted by Xtal Confusion
Random Babble


You have the same birthday as me. 5 years removed, but still.

That's unacceptable.

I'd feel bad about the off-topic post, but I'm not sure that's possible in this thread...

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
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. . . I'd feel bad about the off-topic post, but I'm not sure that's possible in this thread...

Paintipoo, you have much to feel bad about as it is.

Amen.

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twelvefoot
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quote:
Originally posted by bucket of karma


and i like this quickreply shit.




mel i think that's my favorite part actually

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Mordecai
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Fuck me but you all seem to have a problem with running off at the fucking mouth, go join the fucking chat already.

-m

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quote:
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. . . go join the fucking chat already. . . .

Chat sucks most of the time. That's what I think, anyway.

Amen.

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twelvefoot
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i have not visited said chat yet..
hell i haven't been in a chat room in years..
what if they don't like me..what if they think my ass is to big?...what will i do then?..*cries*

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Mordecai
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I already think your ass is too big, and I'd love to fist it.

-m
p.s. and chat sucks because no one goes there, that and you don't have time to google a bunch of pictures, so I know why YOU don't like it.

-m

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twelvefoot
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quote:
Originally posted by Mordecai
I already think your ass is too big, and I'd love to fist it.



mrs.robinson..are you trying to seduce me?

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Mordecai
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Damn straight honey, lube or not?

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