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Mongo
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Registered: Nov 2002
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I think I found the girl of my dreams!!

Her name is Jessica & she's a star on

www.collegefuckfest.com


What a babe & she takes it like a champ too

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MstrG
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What's your affiliation to that site?

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Mongo
touch me where I pee

Registered: Nov 2002
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None I'm just lookin for love with all the wrong places

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Trina
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Especially here.

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Dingle
Gay for Mugtoe

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so why are you spamming it? sorry nobody here is gonna pay for pron. if you wanna troll and spam try http://www.thetrolls.com

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The Wraith
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Just fucking ban the fucking fuck. I mean, fuck, who uses the "best used drunk" Netscape image? Or, perhaps more specifically, who uses any of the Netscape-type, "best used" images that were popular when the browser was still better than IE? This user further supports my opinion that "new registrants" should not be allowed to post until they've filled out and had their profile validated by an administrator.

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Mongo
touch me where I pee

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I'd settle for being violated my an administrator

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SocialParasite
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: fuck you daaaaaaaaad
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How would you do with being violated by me?

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Mongo
touch me where I pee

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Only if you promise to flog me call me slutguts & bite my nipples off

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Dingle
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you wanna spam that site Mongo, put it in your sig. hey youre welcome here and all but dont expect many warm fuzzies if you only post worthless spam threads to porn sites. try saying something worthwhile.

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Mongo
touch me where I pee

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Sorry Mr Dingle wasn't trying to pimp or spam any site

Just wanted you all to love me

Will you violate me now

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Dingle
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you dont ask me to violate you, i violate anyone i want whenever i want (usually when i drink too much) and youre on my list so never fear sweetie.

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Mongo
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Woohooo

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Sphitz
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fag

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Mongo
touch me where I pee

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Bend over boy & I'll show you how we treat adorable pussycats like you

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tack
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Arrow i first read it 'new restraints' haHa. restraints, asylum.. yesss

quote:
Originally posted by The Wraith
This user further supports my opinion that "new registrants" should not be allowed to post until they've filled out and had their profile validated by an administrator.


The filtering of members was suggested before asylum started, and I still feel it needs to be implemented.

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Paint CHiPs
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Re: i first read it 'new restraints' haHa. restraints, asylum.. yesss

quote:
Originally posted by tack


The filtering of members was suggested before asylum started, and I still feel it needs to be implemented.



Do we still get to start from oldest to newest?

You ghey hulk you.

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mmmtravis
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Re: I think I found the girl of my dreams!!

quote:
Originally posted by Mongo
Her name is Jessica & she's a star ...
What a babe & she takes it like a champ too


You're in luck. I found a site that pertains to your specific dilemma (and yes, much like your precious Jessica, it is best viewed drunk):

http://www.cousincouples.com/index.shtml

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Inky
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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 6056
Re: Re: I think I found the girl of my dreams!!

quote:
Originally posted by mmmsivart

You're in luck. I found a site that pertains to your specific dilemma (and yes, much like your precious Jessica, it is best viewed drunk):

http://www.cousincouples.com/index.shtml




oooh they have a poetry forum


here's a sampling:

"Tortured
in pain
my love I can not escape,
Oh, you will never know
how my heart pounds for you
like a never-ending santana drum solo
Just the mere mention of your name
sends my heart a flutter
My dear sweet Mother
God rest her soul
Would roll over in her grave
if she knew how I felt
but, alass you do not feel the same about me
you pulled your love away from me
much like Ozzy pulled the head off a bat
with his sharp teeth
The teeth of rejection that bite into my heart
much like I bite into a yOrk Peppermint Patty
But I do not feel the sensation of elation
Only the ache of desire
to change your mind
to make you see
that I am the one
I am the God of hell fire
and I bring you.....
Fire!
take you to burn!
Fire!
I'll take you to learn!
You're gonna burn!
Burn!
Burn!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!`



quality stuff, man.

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Dingle
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heheh, youre a good poet Inky

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Inky
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quote:
Originally posted by Dingle
heheh, youre a good poet Inky


oh hon, i only wish i could take credit for that little gem.

but i'm afraid it was written by some kissin' cousin.

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brimstone
ittle' boy

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: All East Coast : USA
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Re: Re: I think I found the girl of my dreams!!

quote:
Originally posted by mmmsivart

You're in luck. I found a site that pertains to your specific dilemma (and yes, much like your precious Jessica, it is best viewed drunk):

http://www.cousincouples.com/index.shtml



My name is Susan and I am in my late 40's. I have been married for 21 years to my cousin, Peter. Before I was married to Peter, I was briefly married to another man with whom I had my oldest daughter, Linda. After 2 years of marriage, my idiot husband got drunk and drown while fishing with my brother in law. A couple years later, I married Peter and we had four children together, as well as Linda, whom Peter raised as his own. Linda is 24, Raelene is 20, Julia and Liam are 18, and Margaret is 17. My family had no problem with our marriage. I think it was basically because they knew I didn't give a flaming shit what they thought, I was going to do it anyway, come hell or high water. It was either accept it or get the hell out of our face. They wanted to see their grandkids, so they faced it and now its just like normal. I didn't wait forever to break the news. It was just like "I'm going on a date with Pete tonight, see ya." and that was THAT. So, we've had a good life. WE're happy here in california. I'm busy doing a lot of charity work, and Peter is an attorney. Our kids are healthy and smart, independent and feisty. What else can we ask for?


"my idiot husband got drunk and drown while fishing with my brother in law"

i love that part

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Dacarlo
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Re: i first read it 'new restraints' haHa. restraints, asylum.. yesss

quote:
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The filtering of members was suggested before asylum started, and I still feel it needs to be implemented.



You're only sore coz someone registered Tak

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wonderaz
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Re: i first read it 'new restraints' haHa. restraints, asylum.. yesss

quote:
Originally posted by tack


The filtering of members was suggested before asylum started, and I still feel it needs to be implemented.



Hmmmmm... I suppose we could.

Hey, let's start with the age minimum!!!! Alright, who is under 18?

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Aydin
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Re: Re: i first read it 'new restraints' haHa. restraints, asylum.. yesss

quote:
Originally posted by Dacarlo


You're only sore coz someone registered Tak


I swear, I had no idea.

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