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Dacarlo
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Thumbs up Christmas rape haiku

Santas long red log
burning hot through my presence
ho ho ho my hoe.

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billgerat
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Elves line up behind
Mrs. Claus knows who's naughty!
A toy for the boys

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Dingle
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Santa red tip to toe
Little boys bounce high on knee
Santa's special day.

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Lu
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shit chunks down the throat
Christmas presents down the chimney
clean, pure snow

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missjo
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I don't know about Haiku's but this is my favorite christmas song

Hey Santa claus you cunt!

Where's me fucking bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!

Where's me fucking pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fucking ho ho ho

You forgot me fucking pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.

You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out

missjo
"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"

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Sant Claus is here
Have no fear my young pretty
You're my ho ho ho

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Mugtoe
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O, Tannenbaum in
my Liebensraum, dominate
anal torture scene

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More rum in egg nog
makes you more malleable
for "abomination"

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euphorbia
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santa's yuletide log
sweaty whiskey drinking hog
no, dont fill stocking

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you'd better not shout
or i'll tape your mouth up kid
where'd mum leave the booze?

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Aydin
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Hannukah Harry
Please remove the menorah
From my bleeding ass.

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Peter_Torque
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Santa has a big yule log,
he'll paint your balls and
hang them on a tree.

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'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house,
the screams were awful.

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Cage
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"On Dancer, Prancer,
Vixen And Cupid..." Reindeer?
They sound like drag queens

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Oops, that last one was off topic. There was no rape involved. My apologies.

Milk and cookies -- drugged
Violated Santa Clause
Where's my fucking bike!?!

Christmas dinner feast
Succulent reindeer kabobs
Then we fuck Santa

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Dog Breath
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Jan 2001
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A Merry Christmas
Santa's lil rubber stocking
Penetrates my ass

Some chesnuts roasting
Jack frost nipping at my nose
Why does my ass hurt?

Gather round the tree
See what santa did to me
My foreskin hangs there

So live and so quick
I was fondled by St Nick
To all a good night

Tell me if you can
Jolly old saint nicholas
what's in my package

Gravy on my ass
The Christmas goose came to pass
Santa's anal lube

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Cock hidden too well
Use an icicle instead
Santa gained more weight.

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brimstone
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here comes santa clause
all over dad's hairy ass
christmas really sucks

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dingle slight cage = tied

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quote:
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dingle slight cage = tied

You're just discriminating against Heebs!

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Dacarlo
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har har har

Holy Jingle bells,
Dangle down from my red clit
Santa tugs them hard

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Cage
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Bells on Santa ring
Hanging from a cock ring tight
Stand still, you fat fuck

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Rudolph's glowing nose
Stimulates my prostate gland
My cock glows bright red

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brimstone
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santa's stuck tonight
a plump assed chimney target
gay billy loves screams!

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christmas spirit flow
santa let it all drip out
in a ho ho ho

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