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karen
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unwrap the ribbon
unveiling my christmas gift
daddy's hard member

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karen
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nothing compares to
cunnilingus with santa
ho ho ho indeed

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karen
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light the yule log, dear
encase my hollyberries
with your warm wet mouth

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Aydin
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The baby Jesus
Takes frankincense anally
I come from afar

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Cage
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Three wise men arrive
Two DP Virgin Mary
One diddles Jesus

I said stop that noise
Pahrum pum pum pum, you fuck!
Little Hummer Boy

Frosty the snow man
Shouts, while donkey punching me
"You think smack's free, bitch?"

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quote:
Originally posted by Tak
The baby Jesus
Takes frankincense anally
I come from afar



Tak, you fuck. You beat me to the Baby Jesus rape. Nice one.

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karen
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sticky mess of juice
santa does gyno exams
does that pinch, sweetie?

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brimstone
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mrs claus my god
several elves shoot their wang juice
ho ho ho dot com

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wrapping christmas gifts
dad decides to have some fun
now we're out of tape

bound to the yule log
nothing better on christmas day
than a bleeding ass

sister wakes up now
no barbie doll to be found
other than her bro

dad's passed out again
a santa with mom's lipstick
all over my balls

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I FOUND THIS YEARS GREETING CARD!

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Aydin
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The baby Jesus
The "butt" of all anal jokes
My dick is tired

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"Umm, Santa? What's up?"
"You asked for marbles, my boy!"
"Not jammed up my ass..."

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Good King Wenceslaus
Buried their bodies in snow
No crying till spring

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Dog Breath
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Santa brings a gift
Paid for by anal probing
Tak is a Manwhore

Santa says "Kiss me"
Peter Torque gags on his cock
Mistletoe buckle

Santa cock slaps Git
Be a good little limey
Only for my dad

Tea Bagging 4B
Santa's sphincter winks at her
She jams in a pen

No cookies and milk
Santa wants revenge on him
Mugtoes crys not heard

Uletide felching glee
Santa checked his list, it read
Hamster in a cage

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Hahaha

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WastedPotential
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A "pregnant virgin?"
I'll trade you a "hotel room"
for a "donkey show."

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i was good all year
but all i got for christmas
was chlamydia.

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a black lump of coal
from a red faced old man.
no tip from that trick.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dog Breath
Santa brings a gift
Paid for by anal probing
Tak is a Manwhore

Santa says "Kiss me"
Peter Torque gags on his cock
Mistletoe buckle

Santa cock slaps Git
Be a good little limey
Only for my dad

Tea Bagging 4B
Santa's sphincter winks at her
She jams in a pen

No cookies and milk
Santa wants revenge on him
Mugtoes crys not heard

Uletide felching glee
Santa checked his list, it read
Hamster in a cage



Point!

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quote:
Originally posted by Tak
The baby Jesus
Takes frankincense anally
I come from afar



More points!

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Aydin
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Come here Kwanzaa boy
Umoja means unity
Unite with my wood

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Carolers, so cute
Hot chocolate warms tummies
Hot come warms colons

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Aydin
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Candle drips on balls
Next, Timmy, you'll sit on it
Christmas love is tough

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Dog Breath
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Santa raised me up
he jammed the tree up my ass
now an ornament

St Nick binds my balls
I'm tied with string and barbed wire
Yule tide my balls off

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In the winter snow
Santas cum dribbles down me
White on white his juice.

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