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Azrael
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whats the rules for haiku?

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Cage
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3 lines
5 syllables in the first. 7 in the second. 5 in the third.
Rhyming is not necessary.

Strictly speaking, haiku generally makes reference a season, but we take some liberties here.

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Dacarlo
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Haiku site.
http://home.clara.net/pka/haiku/haiku.htm

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Sabine
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a pretty girl screams
santa's come is white like snow
what a gift he gave

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SocialParasite
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Jingle bells are heard
Reindeer trampling on my roof
Distented colon

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Cage
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TO: Young Cindy Who
A hot load up the who-hole
FROM: Your Pal, The Grinch

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Azrael
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milk and cookies out
santa likes your cookie more
ouch not so hard nick!

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Aydin
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When I said I was
dreaming of a white Christmas
I didn't mean spunk.

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Peter_Torque
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quote:
Originally posted by Cage
3 lines
5 syllables in the first. 7 in the second. 5 in the third.
Rhyming is not necessary.

Strictly speaking, haiku generally makes reference a season, but we take some liberties here.



That made me laugh harder than anything I've read here in quite awhile. What a fucking mongoloid I am. I had no idea.

What I know about haiku could easily be stuffed up a gnat's ass and it'd rattle like a b-b in a boxcar. Going back to read some of mine is pretty funny, considering I was a clueless, dimwitted haiku moron. (As every good 'merican boy should be.)

I'm much better at iambic pentameter.

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Dacarlo
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Merry fuckin topped Christmas.

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Cage
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Holy shit, some of those are funny.

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Aydin
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As Ramadan ends,
Muhammad can break his fast
by fucking Timmy.

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horizon
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ho ho ho he said,
as he spoons a wee young boy
it's pedophile michael, not santa

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mattdk
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Little men clawing
Scarring vaginal tissue
Oh, those dirty elves

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Dacarlo
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Rehash Christmas thread
Behold the yuletiding cheers
Daddies home for fun

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Azrael
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Dacarlo aint a daddy
Kids all over can breath
A deep sigh of relief... this year.

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Dacarlo
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Your Haiku is flawed
I weep because it sucks so
Santa needs a hug

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memdink
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Vagina wrapped tight
Cock pounds sweet young flesh bloody
Oozes butterscotch

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And its Christmas time
There's no need to be afraid
Touch your toes. Good girl.

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Hazel
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Christmas time again,
snow is falling all around,
let Jesus love you.

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Florida Christmas
Not so much snow around here
There's lot's of rape, though

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Trenchant_Troll
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Tis the holy day,
Jesus plopped out on the hay,
Said, "Dad's gonna pay."

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CHiPsJr
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Christmas Rape Haikus aren't supposed to come out until the day after Thanksgiving, are they? I mean, come on, let's be traditional here.

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Azrael
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Spoilsport

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quote:
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Christmas Rape Haikus aren't supposed to come out until the day after Thanksgiving, are they? I mean, come on, let's be traditional here.


wtf is Thanksgiving?

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