quote:Originally posted by Cage 3 lines
5 syllables in the first. 7 in the second. 5 in the third.
Rhyming is not necessary.
Strictly speaking, haiku generally makes reference a season, but we take some liberties here.
That made me laugh harder than anything I've read here in quite awhile. What a fucking mongoloid I am. I had no idea.
What I know about haiku could easily be stuffed up a gnat's ass and it'd rattle like a b-b in a boxcar. Going back to read some of mine is pretty funny, considering I was a clueless, dimwitted haiku moron. (As every good 'merican boy should be.)
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quote:Originally posted by CHiPsJr Christmas Rape Haikus aren't supposed to come out until the day after Thanksgiving, are they? I mean, come on, let's be traditional here.