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cw
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It's like boxing day, only different.

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Hawley Griffin
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quote:
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wtf is Thanksgiving?


well a long time ago there were these pilgrims, and they were starving, then one day they found an indian settlement ... being the greedy starving fucks they were they shot all the indians, raped their women and children. and to add insult to injury they borrowed some of their food

in retrospect the pilgrims were pretty thankfull for this, after all without the indians they would have starved to death. so now they celebrate this day once a year to remind them selfs how awesome it is to be a white gun owner

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Dacarlo
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Really? Man you merkins are fucked up heathens!

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You just couldn't resist it could you Dacarlo

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quote:
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Really? Man you merkins are fucked up heathens!


I guess we learned from the best.

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Aydin
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quote:
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wtf is Thanksgiving?

It's the day North Americans thank God they're no longer starving in shitholes like Latvia or Cambodia or Merseyside.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Actually, it is a celebration of the fine tradition of dining with those you are about to kill.

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quote:
Originally posted by CHiPsJr
Christmas Rape Haikus aren't supposed to come out until the day after Thanksgiving, are they? I mean, come on, let's be traditional here.


Spoken like a heretic. Someone get some firewood and a stake.

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quote:
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I guess we learned from the best.


The Mexicans?

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Smug Git
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quote:
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wtf is Thanksgiving?


It's where white Americans thank the Lord that they aren't Indians. Or blacks. Or hispanics.

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Or Europeans.

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quote:
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Or Europeans.


I thought that was 4th July.

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They are Europeans, from the fat stupid end of the bellcurve. I read it on the internerd.

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quote:

Obesity among children in the US is already well documented, but now
the problem is thought to be spreading throughout Europe.

STORY



You're welcome.



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I have had enough
Rape Haiku thread, this is
Here is a fatty

Attachment: fatmcdonaldskid.jpg
This has been downloaded 129 time(s).

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quote:
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STORY



Its Cholesterol Imperialism. You just have to find a way to make Europeans as stupid as you guys and America will have TAKEN OVER THE WORLD.

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If you are any indication, it would seem we are making some headway. BTW, I posted that kid pic so you could see what yours and Weedy's kids are going to look like. No need to thank me.

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Fat kid eats junk food
Sphincter cant take strain
Bang,heart attack


OK so its got feck all to do with Xmas, but neither has posting pictures of fat fucks.

Tis the season to eat shit loads and die of heart disease, tra la la la la la la la la!

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Christmas Rape Haikus
You stupid, off-topic fucks
Five, seven, then five

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Christmas brings fam'ly
Warms my heart. And my member.
My cousins are hot

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quote:
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"On Dancer, Prancer,
Vixen And Cupid..." Reindeer?
They sound like drag queens



on dasher, dancer
or I'll bugger you silly
Santa has big wood!

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Such a nice present,
A baby in a manger.
To hell I shall go.

Is your name Mary?
Imaculate Conception!
You can't say no, bitch.

Frosty the snowman,
Has a big carrot for you.
I'll give you frigid.

Stop me. Christmas is so not supposed to be evil.

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Chestnuts burning on the open fire,
Jack frost knocking down your door
Bought all his homies and took all the toys,
Even took that fucked up mistletoe.....

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Frosty the snow man!
Got a hard on for your mom (sing it!)
He pushed up on her,
Then he looked at you
And he said your fucking neeeexxxtttt!!!!

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No Filipino
That Christmas poetry's wrong
Tis not haiku fool

http://home.clara.net/pka/haiku/haiku.htm

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