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Large Filipino
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Oh! OK! Hows this:

My dick is bent.
I jack off too much.
No more cum.

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Talarohk
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The haiku I'm familiar with has 5 syllables on the first line, 7 on the next, and 5 on the third. Something more like this:

Like grass in strong wind
Penis bends from heavy use
White rain comes no more

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LF, you wanker,
You are why some animals,
Eat their young quickly,

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quote:
Originally posted by Thimbles worth of opinion

Is your name Mary?
Imaculate Conception!
You can't say no, bitch.




Is your name Mary?
Emasculate Conception
Joseph, the cuckold

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Santa is comming
He will bring toys for mommie.
And will fuck mommie.
...5....7....5.
YES!

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Memories wax clear,
With inbreeds as Christmas nears,
Peasants are present.

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Santa is near!
He's probably a queer,
So lets all drink beer.

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quote:
Originally posted by Kurek
Santa is near!
He's probably a queer,
So lets all drink beer.


Nope!
4....6...5
Nope.

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Bends left,Right handed.
Bends right you are left handed.
Stays straight,you switch hands!

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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
Nope!
4....6...5
Nope.



Fine
Replace line 1 with: Santa is quite near!
And line two is fine.
He's probably a queer,
1 -He's 2 -Prob 3-ab 4-ly 5-a -7-queer

So unless you pronounce probably as 'prob-lee', my haiku is fine and probably even superior... aye

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quote:
Originally posted by Kurek
Fine
Replace line 1 with: Santa is quite near!
And line two is fine.
He's probably a queer,
1 -He's 2 -Prob 3-ab 4-ly 5-a -7-queer

So unless you pronounce probably as 'prob-lee', my haiku is fine and probably even superior... aye



1......2......3.....4.....5.....SEVEN!

OH! I'm sorry!

MY BAD!!!

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Hmmm, seems I've made quite a retard of myself, ah well.

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I'm a fucking newb
have pity of my poor soul
leaf falls from big tree
*shrug*

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I...made a fool out of someone here?
I'm on my way!!
what joy!

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Thimble rules

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quote:
Originally posted by Kurek
Santa is near!
He is probably a queer,
So lets all drink beer.



Beautiful Simple
Like cum dribbling down blitzen
Dont Grin Rudolf. NEXT!

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Mary said it best,
On her day of conception,
She said, "Is it in?"

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Jesus on the cross
Why the fuck didn't he say
FUCK all you bitches!

.......oh,that's easter......sorry.

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There in a manger,
Having no crib for a bed,
Lay Mary's bastard.

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You fucking donkeys
You finally got "haiku"
Still no "Christmas" "rape"

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Santa was horney
But his wife said not tonight
So he fucked Rudolf



...christmas rape...

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sans "haiku"

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quote:
Originally posted by cw
sans "haiku"

HEY! It's there!
5...7...5!

ANOTHER!


Santa was horney
Looked at forum,jacked off to
Large Filipino

...no rape...

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swift

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G F Y wuz there
planting seeds in Rudolph's hair
while Nick pinched a loaf

Amen.

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