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SatansLeftHand
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this reminds me....are we going to have the christmas-themed banners back this year?

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We should totally have Christmas rape banners.

Lu, do you have an elf costume? I'll bring the rape.

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Dacarlo
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quote:
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We should totally have Christmas rape banners.

Lu, do you have an elf costume? I'll bring the rape.



Agreed.

Nominations for which of these fine examples of lyrical verse to slap on some banners?

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memdink
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Dare one try Phorb?
A conquest, if successful,
To be admired.
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Lu, ride the dildo!
Cameras shutters clicking
Asylumite jiz
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Tart in Santa's lap
Raises the penetrator
Seed runs down his thigh
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Pornography wins
Rape haikus are so much fun
Fill the bitch's hole!

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yUl3tide?

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Lu
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quote:
Originally posted by Cage
We should totally have Christmas rape banners.

Lu, do you have an elf costume? I'll bring the rape.



I have an elf costume, but I don't think it will work. It's the one I wore to the LOTR sneak preview.

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That's no Haiku, girl.
Break out he costumes
And rape your neighbor!

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quote:
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That's no Haiku, girl.
Break out he costumes
And rape your neighbor!



Neither is that verse
Its missing two more midway
Anal. You like that.

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memdink
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Well hot damn, you're right!

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All you get this year
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Christmas tree, trunk first.

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Persuing children
The mall Santa finds divine
Beard scruff, like velcro
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Had so much to learn and love
Found dead in the trunk
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quote:
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I have an elf costume, but I don't think it will work. It's the one I wore to the LOTR sneak preview.

Which you never showed, unless I missed it. I want pics!

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Christmas Eve paper,
PEDOPHILE SANTA AT LARGE!
read all about it.

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quote:
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I have an elf costume, but I don't think it will work. It's the one I wore to the LOTR sneak preview.


As long as it's more Liv Tyler than Orlando Bloom, I think we can make it work. We'll just staple some bells to your toes.


Edited to stay on-topic:

Thai kids take elves' jobs
PETA bans reindeer labor
Lu now ponygirl

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blood dripping, hot knives
burn her, deck her halls with scars
masculinity

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Mistletoe's spell cast
Mistletoe's poison acts fast
Quick, before she's cold

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Oooh! Figgy pudding!
Shit, I misunderstood
Heard "Figging, Pudding?"

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Eating Christmas goose,
Can make your bowels very loose,
Skip it and yule log.

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sleighbells ring, are you
listening? santa's swollen
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the point of the tree
thrust through your hymen fiercely
red tinsel on pine

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eight tiny reindeer
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rudolph's nose glistens

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