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MstrG
The Talamasca

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Let me know when you want your password changed.

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Blarg. I'm dead.

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There is nothing like
Pretty young carol singers.
Locked in the cellar.

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skalie
Locksmith of Lurve

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gb?

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Lightbulb
Blarg. I'm dead.

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Christmas gifts from G:
Promise of liberation
Forever delayed.

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It looks like eggnog
But thicker and more bitter
Lick it up, my sweet.

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Father Giles; Little Meg
True they both wear dog collars
But Meg has a leash.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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Finally it stopped
No more crying and screaming
But Rudolf's horney

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Rokkr
Completely Wack

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Santa's palms on thighs
large belly on her pubis
christmas cheer in her

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euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid

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Little drummer boy
You have something on your chin.
Catholic are we?

Please stop crying now
The savior is born, rejoice!
New meat for the priests!

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Baptists at yuletide
screaming witches raped and burned
"Accept Christ now or die!"

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Sanditon

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Their parade float sucks
Their church has sixteen members
All of which are "saved."

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Sanditon

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(I'm tired of the local Baptists ... sorry)

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Large Filipino
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You've been bad this year.
Go to church! See your Bishop!
He'll take care of you.

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SocialParasite
wallet.dat is where it at

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Fluffy white stuff here
Fluffy white stuff everywhere
Blood stained underwear

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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

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Three kings see bright star,
Bearing gifts they travel far,
To reach newborn babe.

There he lay on hay,
In a stable full of beasts,
The Kings were dismayed.

They thought of the gifts,
And the price that they had payed,
To reach this rugrat.

A kid in a trough?
That's all we get for our trip?
Christ what a ripoff!

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Large Filipino
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Heh! But alas.....no rape.

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Avondale
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yeah TT, a christmas rape haiku isn't much without the rape part

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Trenchant_Troll
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I don't know you guys,
The Kings got raped didn't they?
They sure thought they did.

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Large Filipino
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At the Wal Mart line.
Crowded wait for five o clock.
Must keep warm...ohhh yeaaa.

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Rokkr
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Blood on her asshole
Red white fur thrusting so hard
Christmas comes this year

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Large Filipino
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This is the best thread ever.

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Sanditon

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Bombs over Baghdad
Half the White House in trouble
Traitor prison rape?

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Mordecai
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Waiting for Walmart
Corporate penetration
Trampled on the floor

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The Christ shafts pagan
Now many years have gone by
Darwin rapes Jesus

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There is noise upstairs
Screaming sounds go up and find
It's Gary Glimmer

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