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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

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Jesus was a dad
The Da Vinci Code does say
Got in Magdalene

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Old Post 11-27-2005 05:21 PM
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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
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Bend over Santa
Here comes Rudolph's ding a ling
Breath in,hold,breath out

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Oh my santa no!
I just made fun of Santa.
No presents for me.

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Christmas eve is here
Climbing up the roof to see
Santa fucking elves.

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Visions of Christmas.
Underneath the mistletoe.
Everything a blur.

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bunkum
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My stocking is full
I thought it was my present
Not for nine more months.

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J E B Stuart
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bunkum gave her ass
for the spirit of Christmas
I was in Juarez.

Amen.

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Christmas is wacky
Baby Jeebus a wild child
Santa ate the fudge.

Amen.

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Tray
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under mistletoe
she doesn't mean to say no
asshole is so tight

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pulling on the nips
boobies turning black and blue
want to eat fruitcake

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season of jolly
pin her down on the holly
broke hymen folly

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Large Filipino
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Santa looked and said,
Did you bleach your anal pore?
"Yes sir" said meena.

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Street corner Santa
Takes more from me than money
I bleed for Jesus

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Large Filipino
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Street corner Santa
Is a very fake santa
He's at home with elves

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Coincidence
Counterfeit

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Twin bells a-ringin'
Ejaculation, singin'
Don't snowball me bitch!

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Blarg. I'm dead.

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Midnight. Even if
You hear 'Santa' in your room.
Quiet! Eyes closed! Or else.

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Like the first Robin
On the fresh snow, on your thigh
The bright spot of blood.

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Cage
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As Christ is our Lord
So am I Lord of this thread
Fear my Christmas rape

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Small angel imprints
Snow bears joyful evidence
Of kids' play...or rape?

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Surprise young Billy!
Come strap on your new snowboard!
Now just try to run.

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Pikachu costume?
This gift sucks. Just a headband.
And buttplug with tail.

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Advent candles burn
Hot wax burns, too. Could be worse...
Menorah has nine.

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Spirit of Christmas
is to love thy neighbor. Now
hold still and be loved

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Christmas suicides
so sad. So many corpses.
And so little time.

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For Christmas this year...
No more cigarette burns on
your back. Roll over.

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