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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
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Leave Santa a treat
Cookies will help him forget
His bleeding anus.

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Cage
Shaved Sack

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Boston, MA, Center of the Universe
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Christ's second coming
Thousands of years after first
That poor altar boy

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Cage
Shaved Sack

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Spirit is willing
But the flesh is weak. Makes sense.
She's only seven.

(So technically I guess that's a Good Friday rape haiku. Or maybe Holy Thursday? Whatever.)

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Lu
Soul Amputated

Registered: Jan 2002
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invasive candycanes
covered in innocence lost
lick it off kid

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Cage
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Cold winter winds bite
So do scared thirteen year olds
Next time leather gloves

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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Salvation Army.
Ring a ling that fucking bell.
Shove it up his ass.

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loser
oxymoran

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a post whore haven
like word assocaition
lost without lanin

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Cage
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haiku = art
the other = mindspew
fucking philistine

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Jeitarium
Scarred for Life

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Location: Detroit
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frosty the snowman
was a jolly happy soul
with a 9 inch pipe

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mudded
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: your liver
Posts: 7452

Santa grunts with glee
Double fisting little boys
Here's cum in yer eye

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white beard dripping sweat
painful thrusts bruise the pelvis
no lubrication

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Santa pushes in
ankle-deep in my anus
don't wiggle your toes

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mattdk
, Architect Of Thought

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: The Midwest
Posts: 2276

My nog kills two birds
Rohypnol on Christmas Eve
Best holiday lube

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Tray
confidence trickster

Registered: May 2002
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little baby gift
born with a giant boner
mary sucks morning wood

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finding coal today
stocking used as condom
santa's naughty load

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drinking some wassail
don't remember santa coming
must have been the drugs

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Goatboy
the anticlimax

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Christmas libations
Lead to anal dilations
Of fresh-faced choir boys

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the anticlimax

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Biblical guidance
'Suffer the little children'
The Christmas Spirit

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cw
cuntacular wench

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Santaclaus Sign Generator

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An empty wallet
Behold! the debt comsumes me
Everything is spent

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He's on the rooftop
Santa comes again this year
No, please, not again

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Large Filipino
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Santa Coming eeeeee!!!
I can't wait to see him eeee!!!
Again! Again! eeeee!!!

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Avondale
oh hello

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He comes once a year,
fills me with his christmas cheer
amongst other things.

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oh hello

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It's Christmas again
Santa's yearly visit leaves
eggnog on my face

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Santa and mommy
but why is he hurting her?
Quick, she needs my help!

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