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nebraskasbest
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My Real Pic

Not bad for 40 huh?

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Dreamengineer
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BEWBIES!!!!!
we like Bewbies....

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is this turnin into a hetero group or somethin?

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i just turned 40, you look great.

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elbows and armpits and cleavage. OH MY!

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RiZZ
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show us your tits

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Dacarlo
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There's no fuckin way you're 40.

Why dontcha take off that white top ya got there.

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milf

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Dreamengineer
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Your 40?



now show us your titties

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Well heres to you Mrs Robinson.

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nebraskasbest
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LMAO YES REALLY 40 my birthday is 7-11-1963 you do the math.

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Hey Neb you seeing anyone?

Macker just told me he's only 22. Another liar!

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Fine, I'll bring my fucking passport in tomorrow.

And yeah, nebraskasbest does indeed look good for someone who's 40.

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Cage
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Not too shabby. I can see where SP gets his rack from.

Have those been augmented?

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nebraskasbest
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WELL DACARLO I AM 40 why dont you belieave me? Ask Sp he ought to know.

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nebraskasbest
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CAGE NO THEY ARE 100% God made I love God.

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naughty_thought> I'd bang that for a dollar!

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I'd have to check the Bible, but I thought God created saline, too. I thought it was somewhere around the 5th or 6th day. I'll call my priest.

Something there seems a little too good to be true. That shirt doesn't look like it provides much support. Combining breasts of that size with 40 years worth of wear and tear, I'd expect them to ride a little lower. Taking all that into account, I'm led to 3 possible explanations:

1) They're implants
2) That top is deceivingly supportive
3) SP's mom spent most of her life as a man and just recently grew the tits, probably with a combination of hormone shots and those new tit-sucking things that make them grow

A follow-up picture without the top would help address #2, either confirming it or eliminating it from our list of possible explanations. I don't like this any more than you do, but science demands it. Since God created both saline and science, it follows that God, herself, demands it.

SP, grab the camera for your mother.

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You'll notice that it is knotted in front, providing support to hold the bodacious tatas in place and perky. Untie that knot and they may drop to her knees. Still, she's likely better lookin than what most a you boys are hittin right now.

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nebraskasbest
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Well They are real and shirt provides little to no support and they just happen to be naturaly that way . See you men seen so many fake ones hard to belieave when the real thing is put in your face. I am very proud of my looks for 40 and it helps to that i always kept fit and trim eat your hearts out

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2) That top is deceivingly supportive




Heh. Deceptively. I knew "deceivingly" just didn't look right.

Large breasts sag over time. That has nothing to do with my exposure to fake tits. In fact, it has to do with my exposure to real tits. And knot or not, that shirt appears to be one of those stretchy men's undershirts, which are not supportive at all.

I'm willing to accept the possibility that SP's mom just has an exceptional rack. However, such an exceptional conclusion can only be reached after exploring the issue with due diligence. You can be Mulder if you want, but Scully would have demanded to see the bare tits.

I think AtomicPunk's mom's tits are better.

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nebraskasbest
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I CANT AND WONT SHOW BARE GOD LORD MY SON IS OUT THERE :P

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It's ok. He doesn't even like girls.

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is this turnin into a hetero group or somethin?


Don't worry. The hetero population of the site waxes and wanes. There's no way we will ever completely take over. That would be genetically impossible.
Too many heteros and the population level would rise to the point of species extinction.

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