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Peter_Torque
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quote:
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...an exceptional conclusion can only be reached after exploring the issue with due diligence. You can be Mulder if you want, but Scully would have demanded to see the bare tits...


Well put, agent Cage. (/me gives secret asylum handshake, gets kleenex.)

While Cage is the skeptic, I'm the true believer. This is no doubt due to his being a bottle-baby. There are some things science just cannot explain. (The concept of "Social Parasite's mother" springs to mind.) While I too believe that drag coefficients, weight, heft and stereo configuration are all important factors in evaluating newb's bewbs, Einstein showed us that it's all relative, to relatives. In this case, your relative.

I'm interested in the mysterious side of the genetics field, the dark festering undercurrents of improbability that would produce something so horrendous as SP from something as wonderful as the sex act. (A similar phenomena may be observed by remembering what became of that steak dinner from the other night.)

That can't have been pleasant, discovering that screwing could produce something like SP. You should go around giving lectures to high school kids on the dangers of unprotected sex. You wouldn't have to say a word, just trot Jon out and let them poke him with sticks.

On the other hand, I feel I speak for all those who, like me, having an interest in the science of genetics, have told Jon at one point or another to go fuck himself, that science now has a way of offering you an out while simultaneously offering us the opportunity to further delve the mysteries that lie in your genes.

The missing link is; what did you mate with to produce SP? You seem pretty normal, and quite attractive. (Something to remember when the shrieking harpy with the lime-green text does her next visitation and rants at you for not looking like a boy scout, and for putting your picture on the internet.)

To put it simply, I'll offer a visual representation. I'd like to know how this:



could have produced this?



I suspect that somewhere in the upper branches of the family tree, there must have been a;



Just a guess. Feel free to discuss.

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nebraskasbest
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Well let me tell ya I did lots of drugs before Jon and he ia a dam smart boy and looks like his dad now however with the second child I had not done drugs in years and my other son is well braindamaged ...tempermental yet looks like his dad. So anyway I got my mom's look's. How ever SP I LOVE YA HEART AND SOUL

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wonderaz
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SP doesn't have a soul. That's sucked out of you by your 2,000th post.

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nebraskasbest
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IS THAT WHAT THEY DO HERE ? Steal Souls ? HOLY SHIT RUN

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my soul is present and okay, mostly.

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nebraskasbest
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That is so good to hear buddha but how do you manage to keep it and if you keep your soul do you go insane?

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i think mainly it's important not to sign any papers that men in black suits bring, it's pretty stationary otherwise. insanity i don't imagine i'm fit to comment on. i figure i haven't gone so yet, but you never know.

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quote:
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do you go insane?

define insane

LOL!!!

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nebraskasbest
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hum good one let me think i will get back to you (lol)

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(|o|)
IT's A TIE FIGHTER.

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J E B Stuart
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Dear Madame Nebra' -- Let me be th'first t'join yer fan club. In so doing, be assured yer ample bounty played no part in m'decision.

Well, actually, it did. Sum things jus' can't be helped.

Amen.

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Cage
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How the hell'd you see a picture of her bounty? I was going to ask for one, but I didn't want to seem like a fanboy/stalker type.

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Peter_Torque
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Oh, go ahead. No harm can come from just asking.

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How the hell'd you see a picture of her bounty? I was going to ask for one, but I didn't want to seem like a fanboy/stalker type.

Elementary, my dear Cage, ol' pal. Figger this out:

Her nick is "nebraskasbest". Well, Nebraska is know fer whut? Corn, m'man, corn. And "corn" is th'first syllable o' "cornucopia". Well, it naturally follers "bounty" or "bountiful" come t'mind when the word "cornucopia" is applied. Then, combine that wif th'fact that "bra" is smack dab in th'middle o' "nebraska" 'n' it all fits.

Bottom line -- Nebra' is blessed with a double-barreled corn crib. She may not realize it, but she needs us, pardner.

Amen.

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I'm not sure if you're talking about harvesting or gang-banging, but I'm game, either way, old buddy.

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quote:
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Oh, go ahead. No harm can come from just asking.


second keyboard this week

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I'm not sure if you're talking about harvesting or gang-banging, but I'm game, either way, old buddy.

Ummmm, we'll jus' call 'em her "door prizes".

Flip ya fer back door.

Amen.

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Well They are real and shirt provides little to no support and they just happen to be naturaly that way . See you men seen so many fake ones hard to belieave when the real thing is put in your face. I am very proud of my looks for 40 and it helps to that i always kept fit and trim eat your hearts out


I loik yer b00bs. The only way they could look better is if they were nekkid and bouncing just above my face.

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I CANT AND WONT SHOW BARE GOD LORD MY SON IS OUT THERE :P


I call upon the site administration to BAN SP for the common good and block the IP range of his ISP. That way we shant suffer his posts and his mother can satisfy Science, P_T and my curiosity.

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Flip ya fer back door.
Amen.



Join teh queue old man I saw her first!

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40 year old attention whores who praise god. just what this site needed.

*munches popcorn*

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40 year old attention whores who praise god. just what this site needed.

*munches popcorn*




feh.........this should be fun

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Peter_Torque
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... when the shrieking harpy with the lime-green text does her next visitation and rants at you for not looking like a boy scout, and for putting your picture on the internet...


Another amazing prediction! (I would have been clearer, but I didn't want to use the "C" word in front of SP's mom.)



Nothing to worry about, though. You can't put her on "ignore" (see your options) because some idiot made her an admin, but as long as you just scroll quickly when you see that lime-green text you'll be fine. My technique has become sort of a finger-spasm on the scroll-wheel when I see green text. Try it!

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Cage
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P_T
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nebraskasbest
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I was begaining to like JB till he said back door ITS A EXIT ONLY

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Peter_Torque
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I'm pretty sure he meant it as a metaphor. JEB's from Oklahoma, and everybody knows trailers don't have back doors.

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WHEW ty for clearing that up but nothing wrong with a okie

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