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GoFuckYourselves!
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More like pre-Asylumic.

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And just how much more like pre-Asylumic izzat, Herk?

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I can't tell because my pre-Asylumic meter is broken and I can't find anyone to fix it

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Oracular_Jinx
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Real Pics

It's 8:30 a.m., I have on no makeup, have not brushed my hair, and it's -21 C outside (that's -6 F). And I'm a Year and a month shy of 40. You want "real" then this is "real"

Attachment: cj1.jpg
This has been downloaded 41 time(s).

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Hey Jinxy. Whattya want for your 40th birthday?

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A new car. Right Jinxy? He's very generous, ya know.

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Well. After that Yugo you gave her ...

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Yugo and buy her a Mercedes.

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Thats your department, moneybags.

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My name isn't Oprah, Opie.

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What do I want? Can you send me a life-partner? That would be nice. I would also appreciate a stronger professional network, and though you can't really wrap that up, you may be able to offer it to me... I have a couple of goals 1. Publish a book. I'm working toward that right now. It's about learning, tips on studying, a bit about motivation, and memory and critical thinking and the likes. I hope to have it completed and published by 2020. 2. Go to Italy, since I may not get married, and don't feel like saving it for my "honeymoon destination" anymore. 3. Improve my EQ (I could have written this a many number of ways, but this one sounded the nicest). I would also like a promotion/career shift. I'm getting bored. It's been 10 years doing the same kind of thing in three different places. I may not be a master, but I know enough that I think it's time to learn more. I would accept virus-free bootlegs of textbooks in areas I'm interested in, or books, or gift cards for books, art made by sender, donations to Strings Attached Orchestra (ideally directed to me so I can pay my membership fee and reduce income taxes), help with setting up a website on a server someone already has (i.e. also rights to use server), free editing services for my book (may include stuff like helping me make cool cover, editing content, designing/taking pictures I can use for it (this would be SUPER cool), or hooking me up with publishing fees so I can own my body of work instead of selling my soul to amazon, or hell, even choosing a small but meaningful act of kindness that you expressly do because I asked you to do it. Post about it so I get to see how asking for this made a difference to someone's life.

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PS: the book writing/publishing stuff may not be as timely as I want... so it would have to be a 39.5th birthday gift, most likely.

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I would also not mind having a Mercedes. I would prefer a jeep or dodge though.

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I love my tricycle.

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I would also not mind having a Mercedes. I would prefer a jeep or dodge though.

What do you currently drive?

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people nuts.

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people nuts.

Youre auditioning for that show again?



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I made it to the finals until they had to rush me to the hospital. You don't know what pain is!

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...You don't know what pain is!

Oh, yes I do. Heres dictionary, smarty poops:

pain noun
\ ˈpān \
Definition of pain
1 : PUNISHMENT
the pains and penalties of carnal congress with The Loretta.
2a : usually localized physical suffering associated with bodily disorder (such as being in close proximity to The Loretta)
the pain of a twisted ankle from attempting to flees beasts like The Loretta
also : a basic bodily sensation induced by a noxious stimulus such as The Loretta, received by naked nerve endings, characterized by physical discomfort (such as pricking, throbbing, or aching), and typically leading to evasive action.
b : acute mental or emotional distress or suffering inflicted by all things Loretta: GRIEF.
often used in such phrases as pain in the neck or (impolite) pain in the ass/butt.

Synonyms for pain:
The Loretta, ache, pang, prick, shoot, smart, sting, stitch, throe, tingle, twinge.


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