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Roshigoth
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Thumbs down Why bother?

Really, what's the point? Why should I even bother?

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morgana
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because i said so.


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I like being a bother.

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Because not trying is equal to giving up, laying down, and just dying. And that has yet to ever solve anything!

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by Roshigoth:
Really, what's the point? Why should I even bother?




Ahh, hell, man! Because it's nice havin' you hangin' around and shootin' the shit, that's why. Amen.

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Fiend
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two words
sex and beer

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GoFuckYourselves!
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The question shouldn't be "why should I even bother?". The question should be "WHO should I even bother?" You should bother EVERYONE! Make a fucking bother of yourself! You'll feel better! And...if you end up feeling worse.....then DON'T BOTHER!

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Roshigoth
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Thanks. I'm just bored. I have a hell of a lot of (time-consuming but pointless) homework that I should've been doing today, but completely ignored it in favor of the asylum.

Now don't ya'll feel special?

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Roshigoth
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quote:
Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend:
two words
sex and beer



Two responses: I couldn't get a girl if my life depended on it, and I don't particularly care for beer... (other alcohol, perhaps, but no beer)



[edit: fucking font tags.... ]

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awww, not doing your homework...you know what happens then, right? you flunk out and become...

ONE OF US!!!

muahahahaaa...

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Bah.. it's physics homework.. busywork, no less.. completely pointless, as if I didn't already understand the fucking material, and the homework doesn't help anyway...

I mean, who really gives a fuck whether gravity is caused by mass warping space around it, or simply caused by the earth sucking.

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quote:
Originally posted by morgana:

awww, not doing your homework...you know what happens then, right? you flunk out and become...

ONE OF US!!!

muahahahaaa...

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Or do your homework, graduate and become one of us.

aaarrghhhh

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No asylumwhore wastes time with their stupid homework! Tell your teacher that if he can't figure it out, then you're not gonna help him!

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One thing that I do find amusing in his class (the only thing, really) is that the way he writes Fnet on the overhead looks like he's writing Fuck... That class is as boring as fuck. I've nearly fallen asleep three times already (and I never fall asleep in class) and there's one guy in the class who brings a pillow and sleeps on the floor..

Unfortunately, he has daily quizzes, so we can't skip the class.

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quote:
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and there's one guy in the class who brings a pillow and sleeps on the floor..


He should bring in one of those inflatable beds. That would be really comfy!

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Method Dan
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Cuz it's less aggravating than sitting around whining and pouting. I admit that's fun sometimes, but get the fuck over it. Your job is to figure it out yourself, or surrender your capacity for independant thought and let someone else tell you.

Fiend had some good ideas too though: Girlies and beer.

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quote:
Originally posted by bowmore:
Or do your homework, graduate and become one of us.

aaarrghhhh



i like morgana's idea better. it leaves more room for alcohol.

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Re: Why bother?

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Really, what's the point? Why should I even bother?....
So that someday you’ll grow up to be an old fart like me?

Amen.

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Young farts stink worse.

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It’s settled, then. You’re now a trainee in Uncle Jeb’s School of Old Fartamology.

Now, drop and give me twenty farts!

Amen.

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My farting is smarting!

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Try to run away from your farts, Herk. It’s damn near impossible. They’ll follow you wherever you go.

I’m surprised Einstein didn’t come up with a fart law equation.

Amen.

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I like taking a bubble bath. Guess how I make the bubbles.

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Have The Loretta join ya in the tub?

Amen.

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How would I get her through the door?

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