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aminal
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Post Forum Sex Survey

Basics


1.) Do you consider yourself to be:
a.) Hetrosexual
b.) Homosexual
c.) Bisexual
d.) Trisexual (will try anything)

2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) Yes.
b.) No.
c.) Only on my own.

3.) How far have you got?
a.) First Base (kissing with tongue)
b.) Second Base (Hands on genetalia)
c.) Third Base (oral)
d.) Home Run (guess)
e.) You kidding? I won the world series.

Homosexuality


4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex? editDoh!)

5.) If not, would you?

6.) If not, why not?

7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
a.) Bring it on, baybee - its all sex right?
b.) Let them do what ever they like in the privacy of thier own home
c.) Kill the sick fucks.
d.) Leviticus 18:22

Virginity


7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?

8.) How old were you?

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be
a.) younger than 14
b.) 14
c.) 15
d.) 16
e.) 17
f.) 18
g.) 21
h.) let them wait till they are married
i.) doesn't matter i am never gonna lose mine anyway.

Your Experiences


11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had
a.) Just me and some kleenex
b.) An Intimate session with the two of us
c.) I've had a threesome.
d.) I've had a foursome.
e.) I've had a moresome

12.) Ever done anal?
BOYS:
a.) You kidding? I dont wanna get pieces of turd on my dick!
b.) I tryed it once
c.) Once or twice
d.) I love to fuck cute little arses

GIRLS:
a.)Certian parts of the body are designed for 'one-way traffic' only
b.) I tryed it once
c.) once or twice
d.) I love to be fucked in the arse

13.) What have you don? Choose all that apply:
Blindfolded sex
Tied up
Tied someone else up
Sex with a stranger
One-Night-Stand
Sex out doors
Sex in front of a voyeur
Sex in the rain/underwater (shower tub doesn't count)

14.) Tell me your funniest sex story

Masturbation


15.) Do you jerk off?
a.) Yes
b.) Yes

16.) How often do you do it
a.) more than twice a day
b.) about once a day
c.) few times a week
d.) only on a full moon

17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?

18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?
a.) Yes
b.) No its a private thing
c.) No but i'd have no problems with it.

Your preferences


19.) Which position?
a.) Strictly missionary
b.) Doggie
c.) Her on top (cowgirl)
d.) 'The Swan' - I am a real Karma Sutra expert
e.) other - please specify

20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?

thanx for your time guys... my answers in a min when i get round to answering them

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A
A
E
Negative
In order to have sex with another member of the same sex, I would have to find men sexually attractive. No Homophobia here, I just think men are fugly creatures, so I believe that is a resounding no.
See Above
B
I think "retarded" is a better word
15
waited
F
D
(boys)A
All of the above
The Chick was into Erotic Asphyxiation... Lets just say that a naked, unconscious body is a scary thing, and I was never so glad to see her wake up before in my life.
A
The Name speaks for itself
In private Detention at school (Hey, it gets boring, OK!?!?!)
B
Any position that can properly facilitate a penis (preferably mine) entering a vagina works for me
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Hrm. On any other day, I would look at this and ignore it. Mostly on the basis of, 'yeah, these guys are cool and all, but they can go eat a dick if they think I'm getting personal with them.' But I'm in an odd and quirky mood today, so I'll answer. I suppose. Eh, what the hell.

Basics

1.) Do you consider yourself to be:
a.) Hetrosexual

2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) Yes.

3.) How far have you got?
d.) Home Run (guess)

Homosexuality

4.) Have you had sex with a member of the opposite sex?

No.

5.) If not, would you?

No.

6.) If not, why not?

No sexual attraction for men. Simple as that (sorry Cage, but you had to find out one day).

7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
b.) Let them do what ever they like in the privacy of their own home

Virginity

7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?
An excellent one.

8.) How old were you?
I was 20.

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?
My timing was then, as it is now, perfect.

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be
d.) 16

Your Experiences

11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had
b.) An Intimate session with the two of us

12.) Ever done anal?
BOYS:
e: None of the above. I've never tried it, but I would.

13.) Choose all that apply:
Assuming you mean choose all those I have done, and not those I would like to:

- One-Night-Stand
- Sex out doors

14.) Tell me your funniest sex story

No. I draw the line here. That is none of your Goddamned business.

Masturbation

15.) Do you jerk off?
a.) Yes

16.) How often do you do it
b.) about once a day

17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?
The office.

18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?
c.) No but i'd have no problems with it.

Does on the phone count?

Your preferences

19.) Which position?
e.) other - please specify

All of the above. Only one position for the session? Are you mad?

20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?

She knows who she is.

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Basics

1.) Do you consider yourself to be:
a.) Hetrosexual

2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) Yes.

3.) How far have you got?
d.) Home Run (guess)


Homosexuality

4.) Have you had sex with a member of the opposite sex? - No - I'm assuming you fucked up and mean same sex!
5.) If not, would you? - I dunno

6.) If not, why not?

7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
b.) Let them do what ever they like


Virginity

7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one? - Both
8.) How old were you? - 16

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited? - waited

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be
d.) 16

Your Experiences

11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had
b.) An Intimate session with the two of us

12.) Ever done anal? - No


13.) Choose all that apply:
Sex with a stranger
One-Night-Stand
Sex out doors


14.) Tell me your funniest sex story - No


Masturbation

15.) Do you jerk off?
a.) Yes
b.) Yes

16.) How often do you do it
c.) few times a week


17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it? - On the roof of a house I suppose

18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?
c.) No but i'd have no problems with it.


Your preferences

19.) Which position?
c.) Her on top (cowgirl)

20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be? - Take a wild guess!!!!

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Why is "Have you had sex with a member of the OPPOSITE sex listed under homosexuality?"

Change my answer to Yes, I have had sex with members of the OPPOSITE sex

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Do we win something if we fill this out? Otherwise I'm not going to touch this with a ten foot pole.

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you dont win a thing... i was just bored and the forum seemed quiet... and half the people in here are sex mad anyway.

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i tried to answer, but the post didnt go through.

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wow Im the first goil to answer.

Basics

1.) Do you consider yourself to be:
c.) Bisexual
2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) yes
3.) How far have you got?
d.) Home Run (guess)

Homosexuality

4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex?
yes
7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
b.) Let them do what ever they like in the privacy of thier own home....Just like everyone else

Virginity

7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?
I was freaking out at first....then I went back and asked if we could do it again.
8.) How old were you?
It was 2 weeks before my 16th b-day

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?
waited

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be
d.)16

Your Experiences

11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had

b.) An Intimate session with the two of us

12.) Ever done anal?
a.)Certian parts of the body are designed for 'one-way traffic' only

13.) What have you don? Choose all that apply:
Sex out doors
Sex in the rain/underwater (shower tub doesn't count)

14.) Tell me your funniest sex story
I plead the 5th

Masturbation

15.) Do you jerk off?
a.) Yes
b.) Yes

16.) How often do you do it
a.) more than twice a day

18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?
a.) Yes

Your preferences

19.) Which position?
a.) Strictly missionary
b.) Doggie
c.) Her on top (cowgirl)
e.) other - please specify
sorry....I cant give away my secrets
20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?
dumb question




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Melesse
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Basics


1.) Do you consider yourself to be:
a.) Hetrosexual

2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) Yes.

3.) How far have you got?
e.) You kidding? I won the world series.

Homosexuality


4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex?
Oral, in my younger and not so wise years

5.) If not, would you?
Not anymore

6.) If not, why not?
Guys don't do it for me.

7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
d.) Leviticus 18:22

Virginity


7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?
Bad

8.) How old were you?
16

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?
Waited

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be
b.) 14

Your Experiences


11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had
c.) I've had a threesome.

12.) Ever done anal?
BOYS:
a.) You kidding? I dont wanna get pieces of turd on my dick!

13.) What have you don? Choose all that apply:
Tied up
One-Night-Stand
Sex out doors
Sex in the rain/underwater (shower tub doesn't count)

14.) Tell me your funniest sex story
No way dude.

Masturbation


15.) Do you jerk off?
a.) Yes
b.) Yes

16.) How often do you do it
a.) more than twice a day

17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?
Well, in front of some girl that wanted to see it, and I've jerked off on 81, coming up from The Burg. lol. I have a thing for exhibitionism, see...

18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?
a.) Yes

Your preferences


19.) Which position?
e.) other - please specify
Anything that she enjoys...

20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?
Stellar!!! J/k Rav...lol. I dunno, I'm still trying to find a girl that can keep up, they all give up after an hour or two of pounding.

Melesse

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quote:
Originally posted by melesse:
I dunno, I'm still trying to find a girl that can keep up, they all give up after an hour or two of pounding. [/B]


Can i suggest maybe a little less 'pounding' then.



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quote:
Originally posted by melesse:
I dunno, I'm still trying to find a girl that can keep up, they all give up after an hour or two of pounding.
Melesse



sometimes I wonder if such a person who can keep up even exists.
*sigh*




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quote:
Originally posted by melesse:
4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex?
Oral, in my younger and not so wise years
Melesse




Melesse, can I ask if you gave or received?



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quote:
Originally posted by aminal:

Basics


[b]1.) Do you consider yourself to be:

a.) Hetrosexual

2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) Yes.

3.) How far have you got?
e.) You kidding? I won the world series.

Homosexuality


4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex? edit Doh!)
No

5.) If not, would you?
Probably

6.) If not, why not?

7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
a.) Bring it on, baybee - its all sex right?

Virginity


7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?
It would've been better if I'd at least gotten dinner and a movie, first...but at least it was my favorite uncle. But seriously folks...It was good.

8.) How old were you?
17

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?
I'm happy with when it happened.

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be
f.) 18

Your Experiences


11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had
b.) An Intimate session with the two of us

12.) Ever done anal?
BOYS:
d.) I love to fuck cute little arses

13.) What have you don? Choose all that apply:
Blindfolded sex
Tied someone else up
Sex out doors
Sex in front of a voyeur - kind of...it wasn't in front of them, but my gf's roomie was in the next room yelling encouraging words and advice.
Sex in the rain/underwater (shower tub doesn't count)

14.) Tell me your funniest sex story
The first time I got laid, it was with my gf's younger brother sleeping about 3 feet away. That's about as funny as my experiences have gotten.

Masturbation


15.) Do you jerk off?
a.) Yes
b.) Yes

16.) How often do you do it
b.) about once a day

17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?
Back when I first discovered cybersex (or TinySex, as it was called, back in the day), I rubbed one out on the floor of the computer lab at school.

[Edit: Forgot it was in the "Masturbation" section. I was thinking "it" referred to sex when I answered with :
Cemetary -- no, it wasn't some sort of goth thing, it was just the only place we could get any privacy. We had to be really quiet because it was right outside the rectory.]

18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?
a.) Yes

Your preferences


19.) Which position?
a.) Strictly missionary
b.) Doggie
c.) Her on top (cowgirl)
d.) 'The Swan' - I am a real Karma Sutra expert
e.) other - please specify
f.) Yup

20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?
Pangloss, but he likes to pretend he's strictly het...or Natalie Portman.

thanx for your time guys... my answers in a min when i get round to answering them


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Received Stellar, and gave once or twice as well.

And pounding was definitely the wrong word. but the lady is always first to quit. I need to find myself a nympho. *sigh* Girls all say they need a man that can give fro hours and hours, but they overlook the down side, I've gotten off like twice with girls. Blue Balls are my lot in life...*sigh*

lol

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quote:
Originally posted by melesse:
Received Stellar, and gave once or twice as well.
...

I've gotten off like twice with girls. Blue Balls are my lot in life...*sigh*



It's ok to be gay, dude. You'll be a lot happier, once you accept it, again.

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quote:
Originally posted by Cage:
20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?

Pangloss, but he likes to pretend he's strictly het...or Natalie Portman.



If you, I and sp00ky were the last three human beings on earth, I'd be trying to further the human race with lots of little Irish mongrels with highly suspicious ideas on politics and massive intellectual inferiority complexes. (irish being the only quality I would give them, I should add for all you literally-minded types)

err ...

on second thoughts, perhaps I would consider it, but those nuts would have to be smoooother than smooth boy.

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I am not gay, I am not bi. I tried it, it didn't float my boat.

melesse

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quote:
Originally posted by Pangloss:
...irish being the only quality I would give them, I should add for all you literally-minded types)



Since when is being Irish considered a "quality"?

quote:
Originally posted by Pangloss:
on second thoughts, perhaps I would consider it, but those nuts would have to be smoooother than smooth boy.



Just because the title's been changed, it doesn't mean your job is done. You're still my official Nut Handler, so that would make it your responsibility.

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quote:
Originally posted by aminal:
1.) Do you consider yourself to be:

Hetrosexual

2.) Have you ever had sex?

Yes.

3.) How far have you got?

d.) Home Run (guess)

4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex?

No

5.) If not, would you?

Probably Not

6.) If not, why not?

Because I don't find men sexual attractive

7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?

Let them do what ever they like in the privacy of thier own home

7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?

bad, she was ugly as fuck

8.) How old were you?

14

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?

neither

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be

17 (there is a reason in the UK I believ this, although I would'nt expect people to officially abide by it.

11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had

I've had a threesome.

12.) Ever done anal?

You kidding? I dont wanna get pieces of turd on my dick!

13.) What have you don? Choose all that apply:

Blindfolded sex (yes)
Tied up (yes)
Tied someone else up (yes)
Sex with a stranger (yes)
One-Night-Stand (yes)
Sex out doors (yes)
Sex in front of a voyeur (yes)
Sex in the rain/underwater (yes)

14.) Tell me your funniest sex story

no

15.) Do you jerk off?

Yes

16.) How often do you do it

only on a full moon

17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?

In a school sand pit i.e long jump pit. And yes it was a little irritating fun all the same.

18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?

Yes

19.) Which position?

Strictly missionary
Doggie
Her on top (cowgirl)

20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?

dunno



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Medically crazy

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10608
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Basics


[b]1.) Do you consider yourself to be:

a.) Hetrosexual


2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) Yes.


3.) How far have you got?

e.) You kidding? I won the world series.

Homosexuality


4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex? edit Doh!)
no
5.) If not, would you?
no
6.) If not, why not?
i just don't find men sexually attrative
7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
a.) Bring it on, baybee - its all sex right?
its their life, let ppl do whatever they please

Virginity


7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?
hells ya

8.) How old were you?
16
9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?
more the better baby!!

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be

d.) 16

Your Experiences


11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had

b.) An Intimate session with the two of us


12.) Ever done anal?
BOYS:
nope


13.) What have you don? Choose all that apply:
>Blindfolded sex
>Tied up
>Tied someone else up
>Sex with a stranger
>One-Night-Stand
>Sex out doors


14.) Tell me your funniest sex story
just farting during sex has to be one of the funniest things, you or her

Masturbation


15.) Do you jerk off?
not anymore, medication

16.) How often do you do it

d.) only on a full moon

17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?
im pretty conservative here

18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?
a.) Yes


Your preferences


19.) Which position?
a.) Strictly missionary
>b.) Doggie
>>c.) Her on top (cowgirl)
d.) 'The Swan' - I am a real Karma Sutra expert
e.) other - please specify

20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?
jenine garafolo
(i just think she is cool as hell)


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incomplete

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7583
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1.) Do you consider yourself to be:
c.) Bisexual

2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) Yes.

3.) How far have you got?
d.) Home Run (guess)

4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex? edit: (Doh!)
Yes

7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
a.) its all sex right?

7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?
It was okay...

8.) How old were you?
18

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?
Earlier

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be
d.) 16 - although its not like anyone actually pays anny attention to it

11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had
c.) I've had a threesome.

12.) Ever done anal?
BOYS:
a.) You kidding? I dont wanna get pieces of turd on my dick!

but also:
b.) I tryed it once

13.) What have you don? Choose all that apply:
Blindfolded sex
Tied up
Tied someone else up
One-Night-Stand
Sex out doors
Sex in front of a voyeur

14.) Tell me your funniest sex story
Going at it on the last day of term when the cleaner walked in on us...

15.) Do you jerk off?
a.) Yes

16.) How often do you do it
a.) more than twice a day

17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?
Cant remember - but i have been jerked off on a crowded beach while on holiday

18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?
a.) Yes

19.) Which position?
a.) Strictly missionary

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
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edit: nevermind

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AnthroSexyCool

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: WASP's nest.
Posts: 423
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1.) Do you consider yourself to be:
e.) Polyamorous

2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) Yes.

3.) How far have you got?
e.) You kidding? I won the world series.

Homosexuality


4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex? edit Doh!)Yes
7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
e.) Mind your own business, I'll mind mine.

Virginity


7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?
an early one... eh, kinda bad.

8.) How old were you?
13
9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?
I wish i would have waited.
10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be
f.) 18

Your Experiences


11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had
c.) I've had a threesome.

12.) Ever done anal?
GIRLS:
c.) once or twice

13.) What have you don? Choose all that apply:
Blindfolded sex
Tied up
Tied someone else up
Sex with a stranger
One-Night-Stand
Sex out doors
Sex in front of a voyeur
Sex in the rain/underwater (shower tub doesn't count)

14.) Tell me your funniest sex story
There was this guy that i had known for a while, but one night we got intimate in a car in an alley. We'd been out all night flirting, getting my hopes up, the anticipation was boiling over, and then he just goes and cums in 30 seconds. Don't get me wrong, i wasn't mean to the guy. I'm not cruel like that, but the first thing i did when i left him was go over to my "fuck friend"s house at the time for consolation.
Eh, not a really funny story, but it's all i have.

Masturbation


15.) Do you jerk off?
c.) all of the above.

16.) How often do you do it
d.) only on a full moon

17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?
In a stairwell at a mall.
18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?
a.) Yes

Your preferences


19.) Which position?
b.) Doggie

20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?
Myself. I want to clone me and do myself. I give good head

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Lesser Satan

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 16643
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1.) Do you consider yourself to be:
a.) Hetrosexual


2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) Yes.


3.) How far have you got?

e.) You kidding? I won the world series.

Homosexuality


4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex? edit Doh!)

yes.

7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
a.) Bring it on, baybee - its all sex right?


Virginity


7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?
bad

8.) How old were you?
12

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?

didnt have a choice.

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be
e.) 17


Your Experiences


11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had
c.) I've had a threesome.


12.) Ever done anal?


GIRLS:
c.) once or twice


13.) What have you don? Choose all that apply:
Blindfolded sex
Tied up
Tied someone else up
Sex with a stranger
One-Night-Stand
Sex out doors
Sex in the rain/underwater (shower tub doesn't count)

14.) Tell me your funniest sex story

too tired to type that much.

Masturbation


15.) Do you jerk off?
b.) Yes

16.) How often do you do it
d.) only on a full moon

17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?
?
18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?
a.) Yes


Your preferences


19.) Which position?
b.) Doggie
e.) other - from the side

20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?
already got him.



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