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karen
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quote:
Originally posted by aminal:
edit: nevermind



hee. I did.


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Caffeine
Caffeine

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Location: Cambridge
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by aminal:

Basics


[b]1.) Do you consider yourself to be:

a.) Hetrosexual
2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) Yes.
3.) How far have you got?
e.) You kidding? I won the world series.

Homosexuality


4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex?
Nope
5.) If not, would you?
Nope]
6.) If not, why not?
I fear what I do not know
7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
a.) Bring it on, baybee - its all sex right?

Virginity


7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?
Good.
8.) How old were you?
14.
9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?
14 was fine.
10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be
None of those. If I was a father, 21. As myself, 16 sounds right.

Your Experiences


11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had
c.) I've had a threesome.
12.) Ever done anal?
BOYS:
d.) I love to fuck cute little arses
13.) What have you done? Choose all that apply:
Blindfolded sex
Tied up
Tied someone else up
Sex with a stranger /
One-Night-Stand /
Sex out doors /
Sex in front of a voyeur
Sex in the rain/underwater (shower tub doesn't count) /

14.) Tell me your funniest sex story
Wouldn't you like to know

Masturbation


15.) Do you jerk off?
a.) Yes
16.) How often do you do it
c.) few times a week
17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?
Orgy.
18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?
a.) Yes

Your preferences


19.) Which position?
Whatever works for her.

20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?
Your mom.


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Princess_Chelle
no thank you

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quote:
Originally posted by aminal:
*shames head*
Multiple exclaimation marks are a sure sign of a deranged mind... Have you got Brian dressed up in gladiator kit yet chelle?




yum yum
i hope he does dress up like russell for me
iim getting all excited just thinking about it!
*pinches her nipples*

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Caffeine
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Did it work? *grins*

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ironroot
Pinkerton

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Miami, FL
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Basics

1.) Do you consider yourself to be:
a.) Hetrosexual
b.) Homosexual
c.) Bisexual
d.) Trisexual (will try anything)

2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) Yes.
b.) No.
c.) Only on my own.

3.) How far have you got?
a.) First Base (kissing with tongue)
b.) Second Base (Hands on genetalia)
c.) Third Base (oral)
d.) Home Run (guess)
e.) You kidding? I won the world series.


Homosexuality

4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex? edit Doh!)
no
5.) If not, would you?
probably not.
6.) If not, why not?
i have no desire, contrary to popular opinion, to fuck the anus of a man.

7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
a.) Bring it on, baybee - its all sex right?
b.) Let them do what ever they like in the privacy of thier own home
c.) Kill the sick fucks.
d.) Leviticus 18:22


Virginity

7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one? good

8.) How old were you?
13

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?
neither

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be
a.) younger than 14
b.) 14
c.) 15
d.) 16
e.) 17
f.) 18
g.) 21
h.) let them wait till they are married
i.) doesn't matter i am never gonna lose mine anyway.


Your Experiences

11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had
a.) Just me and some kleenex
b.) An Intimate session with the two of us
c.) I've had a threesome.
d.) I've had a foursome.
e.) I've had a moresome

12.) Ever done anal?

BOYS:

a.) You kidding? I dont wanna get pieces of turd on my dick!
b.) I tried it once
c.) Once or twice
d.) I love to fuck cute little arses


13.) What have you done? Choose all that apply:
Blindfolded sex
Tied up
Tied someone else up
Sex with a stranger
One-Night-Stand
Sex out doors
Sex in front of a voyeur
Sex in the rain/underwater (shower tub doesn't count)

14.) Tell me your funniest sex story
they aren't funny.

Masturbation

15.) Do you jerk off?
a.) Yes
b.) Yes


16.) How often do you do it
a.) more than twice a day
b.) about once a day
c.) few times a week
d.) only on a full moon

17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?
in school..heh
18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?
a.) Yes
b.) No its a private thing
c.) No but i'd have no problems with it.


Your preferences

19.) Which position?
a.) Strictly missionary
b.) Doggie
c.) Her on top (cowgirl)
d.) 'The Swan' - I am a real Karma Sutra expert
e.) other - please specify
i agree with pang..only one position?


20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?
the chick i am trying to get to go out with me..looks like i'm succeeding =)




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aminal
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choose as many positions as you like... even draw diagrams if you have the ability... else just tell what your favourite is...

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Nomad
argle bargle

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Originally posted by some guy:
"15.) Do you jerk off?
not anymore, medication"

Anti-jack off medication?

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Fiend
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almost, its called paxil

you did realize that anti-depression drugs have an affect on your labido, it only prevents me from masturbating. makes you last a little longer during sex too

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redguard
Commie Bastid

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The Communist Sex Manifesto:

1.) Do you consider yourself to be:
a.) HETEROSEXUAL.

2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) I'm not sure. I think so.

3.) How far have you got?
d.) To that part where you're all tired and sticky and there are puddles of goo everywhere.

Homosexuality

4.) Have you had sex with a member of the opposite sex?

FECK NO! I'VE NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT UNTIL YOU BROUGHT IT UP! AGGH! I'M THINKING ABOUT IT NOW AND I WANT TO HURT SOMEONE! FECK!

5.) If not, would you?

GLEAGH!

6.) If not, why not?

I am an ardent heterosexual, of course. the idea of someone repeatedly thrusting a tube of meat into my ass is not appealing to me. Call me crazy.

7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
b.) I love 'em, dammit.

Virginity

7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?
It was kind of scary. I was young.

8.) How old were you?
I was 8.

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?
Earlier, WTF? What, in the womb, perhaps? I might have liked it to occur a little later. 'Twould have been nice to know exactly what was happening when it all went down.

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be
d.) Good question. How about this :
People shouldn't be allowed to use their genitalia until they are emotionally equipped to do so. There should be a test.

Your Experiences

11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had
I've had the threesome thing. It wasn't anything special. I think that being able to devote your attention to a single beautiful woman is much more fulfilling.

12.) Ever done anal?
CHRIST NO! That's friggin' nasty, man. I'm not in prison, so I don't feel as though I've got to get my jollies as though I were. Maybe later, after the trial, I'll feel different. Who can say?

13.) Choose all that apply:
Blindfolded sex
Tied up
Tied someone else up
Sex with a stranger
One-Night-Stand
Sex out doors
Sex in the rain/underwater (while snorkeling in Cabo)

That “voyeur” stuff really raises my hackles, especially if there’s a possibility that the watcher would be male. AGGH! Never done it, never will.

14.) Tell me your funniest sex story
Well, there was this time while I was in college. My friend and I used to rendezvous in between classes and find an empty room in the biology building to spend time in. Any one would do, and there were often several that were unoccupied at any given interval. It was relativly safe, because they had these little push button locks on the inside of the jamb, where the latch is. You push it after you enter, and everyone's locked out. Really cool. So, one day we decided to retire to this abandoned room. One thing led to another, and wouldn’t you know it, we ended up finding a cozy little spot behind this sink/console that was obscuring the front corner of the room. Well, we were crammed in there, and I was really going at it. She was on her back with her legs in the air, and I was romping up and down as though I were trying to kickstart a stubborn Harley. We were at it for quite a while. Suddenly, she reaches up, grabs my neck, pulls me down, and whispers in my ear, “Did you hear something?” Naturally, I said no and proceeded to get back to work. Almost immediately, she tensed up and pulled me back down so that she could whisper in my ear again. “Seriously, did you just hear something again?” I smiled reassuringly and said, “Nah, I didn’t hear anything, but I’ll take a look if it will make you feel better.” So, I eased myself up so that my eyes crested the top of the sink, and I glanced across the room into the eyes of a VERY elderly and distraught looking biology professor. Fearing the worst, I turned my head to the right and panned across what I was hoping were rows of empty seats. They weren’t. The class was full, silent as stone, and staring right back at me. Truth to tell, I was tempted to just go back down there and love this lady until the police came in and pried my off of her. Ah, what a perfect flower she was. But, I decided on the path of discretion and told her to be brave. I said, “Just fix yourself up down here, stand up, and walk straight out the door without even turning your head. There are some people in the class.” She tensed again, but did exactly as I instructed. The whole time, no one in the class made as much as a single peep. Dead, stony silence. Then it was my turn. I got up, walked out of the class, and as soon as the door closed behind me the class erupted in cheers, clapping, whistles, and a whole bunch of other decidedly unscholarly business. We did the sane thing. We fled to another empty room, quite a ways up the hall of course, and continued where we had left off. On the professors desk. With the windows un-shuttered. Of course, I didn't realize the ramifications of this move until I glanced up mid-thrust and noticed that all of the windows in the building across the way were full of staring faces. They were all staring at us. Fucking. That's about when the police came in.

Masturbation

15.) Do you jerk off?
a.) Yes

16.) How often do you do it
b.) Constantly. Even in public. In fact, I’m strangulating myself as I write this post.

17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?
The El Monte bus station.

18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?
What are you, a sicky?


Your preferences

19.) Which position?
It depends entirely on the woman involved.

20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?
A woman with a good heart, who has an emotional development that ranges somewhere beyond that of a four year old. Feck feck, etc…


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Method Dan
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by aminal:

Basics


[b]1.) Do you consider yourself to be:

a.) Hetrosexual

2.) Have you ever had sex?
b.) No.

3.) How far have you got?
b.) Second Base (Hands on genetalia)

Homosexuality


4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex? edit Doh!)

Nope. Unfortunately I don't swing that direction.

5.) If not, would you?
It's not totally out of the question, but as a rule, no.

6.) If not, why not?
I just don't like dick (except MAYBE mine). I consider myself gay in spirit, but I draw the line at sticking my dick into guys.

7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
b.) Let them do what ever they like in the privacy of thier own home

Virginity


7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?
Hard to say. I anticipate it being kind of exciting but very awkward and generally a pain in the ass. Just get it over with, y'know?

8.) How old were you?
I feel pretty lucky, probably 18 or 19.

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?
I'm ready to go, baby! I'm a fucking 18 year old virgin, and that sucks.

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be
c.) 15

Your Experiences


11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had
a.) Just me and some kleenex

12.) Ever done anal?
BOYS:
e.) Never done it, but I might be game to try it if the receiving party brings it up first.

13.) What have you don? Choose all that apply:
None of the above.
14.) Tell me your funniest sex story
I don't have any.

Masturbation


15.) Do you jerk off?
a.) Yes

16.) How often do you do it
b.) about once a day

17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it? Never done it anywhere weird.

18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?
c.) No but i'd have no problems with it. (only in front of someone I've already had sex with or will in the very near future)

Your preferences


19.) Which position?
e.) other - please specify (I'm open to suggestions. My favorite is the one where I'm fucking a chick.

20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be? *deep breath* I'd have to go with my friend Elizabeth "x_venus_diablo_x" Colbert. Holy gods, the things I'd do to her...

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Princess_Chelle
no thank you

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quote:
Originally posted by aminal:

Basics


1.) Do you consider yourself to be:

c.) Bisexual


2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) Yes.


3.) How far have you got?

e.) You kidding? I won the world series.

Homosexuality


4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex? edit Doh!)
yes i have


7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?

a.) Bring it on, baybee - its all sex right?

Virginity


7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?
it was just an experience, niether bad nor good

8.) How old were you?
14
9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?
i wish i would have waited a bit longer

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be

d.) 16

Your Experiences


11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had

b.) An Intimate session with the two of us


12.) Ever done anal?

GIRLS:

d.) I love to be fucked in the arse

13.) What have you don? Choose all that apply:
Blindfolded sex
Tied up
Tied someone else up
Sex with a stranger
One-Night-Stand
Sex out doors
Sex in front of a voyeur
Sex in the rain/underwater (shower tub doesn't count)

14.) Tell me your funniest sex story
when i was pregnant with my youngest son, me and my husband were fucking, and when we were done, i was bleeding badly. i freaked out and called the doctor, afraid we had somehow hurt the baby. he told me to go to the hospital to be checked out.
it turned out that my husband just had a huge cock, and was tearing me up. the nurses died laughing at me, and said, "is your husband a big man?"
and then they said, "well tell him to more gentle with you next time, especially when your pregnant!"

Masturbation


15.) Do you jerk off?
a.) Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


16.) How often do you do it

c.) few times a week


17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?
at work

18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?
a.) Yes

Your preferences


19.) Which position?

e.) other - please specify
***me on my back with my knees up next to my ears
deep penetration..YUM! (you can also stroke your clit in this position)

20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?
RUSSELL CROWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Hedonism
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quote:
Originally posted by aminal:

Basics


1.) Do you consider yourself to be:
a.) Heterosexual

2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) Yes.

3.) How far have you got?
e.) You kidding? I won the world series.

Homosexuality


4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex? edit Doh!)
Nope.

5.) If not, would you?
Nah.

6.) If not, why not?
Guy just don't have any appeal for me.
Maybe for money.

7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
a.) Bring it on, baybee - its all sex right?

Virginity


7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?
Pssssssssh.
Ok, it was embarassing. But I enjoyed it nonetheless.

8.) How old were you?
17

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?
Neither, really.

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be
b.) 14's good. It's a complicated issue.

Your Experiences


11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had
b.) An Intimate session with the two of us

12.) Ever done anal?
BOYS:
Nope.

13.) What have you done? Choose all that apply:
-Blindfolded sex
-Tied someone else up
-Sex out doors
-Sex in the the rain/underwater (shower tub doesn't count)

14.) Tell me your funniest sex story
... no.

Masturbation


15.) Do you jerk off?
a.) Yes

16.) How often do you do it
When I feel like. Which can range from as long as once a month to twice a day. Usually averages out to about a few times a week, though.

17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?
No place too wierd... but a word to the wise, kids: Linoleum starts to *really* hurt after an hour or so of sex.

18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?
a.) Yes

Your preferences


19.) Which position?
a.) Strictly missionary
b.) Doggie
c.) Her on top (cowgirl)
e.) other - Spoon!!! Seriously... the spoon position.

20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?
No comment.






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1.) Do you consider yourself to be:

a.) Hetrosexual

2.) Have you ever had sex?

b.) No.

3.) How far have you got?
ano sex.

Homosexuality


4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex? nope
5.) If not, would you?
nah

6.) If not, why not?
not a big fan of the penis

7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
b.) Let them do what ever they like

Virginity


7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?

8.) How old were you?
i'm still 16

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?
dnno
10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be

i.) doesn't matter i am never gonna lose mine anyway.

Your Experiences


11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had
a.) Just me and some kleenex


12.) Ever done anal?
BOYS:
nope

13.) What have you don? Choose all that apply:

14.) Tell me your funniest sex story
i jerked off once.

Masturbation


15.) Do you jerk off?
a.) Yes


16.) How often do you do it

c.) few times a week


17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?
bathroom? i'm lame
18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?

c.) No but i'd have no problems with it.

Your preferences


19.) Which position?

c.) Her on top (cowgirl)

20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?
Anna *swoon*



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Chantrea
defected

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Basics


[b]1.) Do you consider yourself to be:

c.) Bisexual


2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) Yes.

3.) How far have you got?
d.) Home Run (guess)

Homosexuality


4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex?
No

5.) If not, would you?
Yes

7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
a.) Bring it on, baybee - its all sex right?


Virginity


7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?
Bad.

8.) How old were you?
Two weeks before my 17th birthday.

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?
Wish I had waited.

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be
d.) 16

Your Experiences


11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had
b.) An Intimate session with the two of us


12.) Ever done anal?
GIRLS:
e.)never tried, but not if with the right person, would try.

13.) What have you don? Choose all that apply:
Sex out doors
Sex in front of a voyeur
Sex in the rain/underwater (shower tub doesn't count)

14.) Tell me your funniest sex story
Ummmm... I don't have any. Sorry, I can't tell ya a funny one. I can tell you a pathetic one though.

Masturbation


15.) Do you jerk off?
a.) Yes

16.) How often do you do it
c.) few times a week


17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?
Corn field at night.

18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?
a.) Yes

Your preferences


19.) Which position?
c.) Her on top (cowgirl)


20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be? Either of the following: Anjelina Jolie - the sexiest woman alive, David Bowie - the sexiest man alive, or Richie - my best buddy.


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Posts: 2123
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quote:
Originally posted by aminal:

Basics


1.) Do you consider yourself to be:
a.) Hetrosexual

2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) Yes.

3.) How far have you got?
e.) You kidding? I won the world series.

Homosexuality


4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex? edit Doh!)
No

5.) If not, would you?
No

6.) If not, why not?
I am not attracted to men.

7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
b.) Let them do what ever they like in the privacy of thier own home

Virginity


7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?
Good

8.) How old were you?
17

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?
Nope, it was perfect.

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be
e.) 17

Your Experiences


11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had
c.) I've had a threesome.

12.) Ever done anal?
BOYS:
c.) Once or twice (to a woman)

13.) What have you don? Choose all that apply:
Blindfolded sex
Tied up
Tied someone else up
Sex with a stranger
One-Night-Stand
Sex out doors
Sex in the rain/underwater (shower tub doesn't count)

14.) Tell me your funniest sex story
Got caught by some German tourists while having sex in the Japanese Internment Camp Manzanar, after their jaws dropped they actually watched for a second until I told them to go away...

Masturbation


15.) Do you jerk off?
a.) Yes
b.) Yes

16.) How often do you do it
b.) about once a day (depending on who's in chat)


17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?
See #14

18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?
a.) Yes

Your preferences


19.) Which position?
c.) Her on top (cowgirl)


20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?
Chelsea Clinton, just to piss Bill and Hillary off...

thanx for your time guys... my answers in a min when i get round to answering them




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wallet.dat is where it at

Registered: Jul 2000
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Basics


1.) Do you consider yourself to be:
a.) Hetrosexual

2.) Have you ever had sex?

b.) No.


3.) How far have you got?
f.) People yet to be born have gotten farther

Homosexuality


4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex? edit Doh!)
No.

5.) If not, would you?
No

6.) If not, why not?
Just not my thing.

7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?

b.) Let them do what ever they like in the privacy of thier own home

Virginity


7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?
n/a

8.) How old were you?
n/a

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?
n/a

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be

i.) doesn't matter i am never gonna lose mine anyway.

Your Experiences


11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had
a.) Just me and some kleenex

12.) Ever done anal?
BOYS:
a.) You kidding? I dont wanna get pieces of turd on my dick!


13.) What have you don? Choose all that apply:
14.) Tell me your funniest sex story

Masturbation


15.) Do you jerk off?
a.) Yes (any guy that says "no" is lying)


16.) How often do you do it
e.) only on a full blue moon

17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?
n/a

18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?

b.) No its a private thing


Your preferences


19.) Which position?


c.) Her on top (cowgirl)


20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?
Dana Bus (a chick I work with and go to school with), Leigh Arnold (cheerleader in my school that is hot as fuck), Drew Barrymore, Claire Danes, Lea Swearthout (chick I work with and have school with), the lead singer of The Cardigans


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Was it something you would do for anybody?
Was it what you'd only do for me?
Or was it something where you acted when you saw the need
And knew that there would be a way the act could be repaid
And so it may, but for today
I want to thank you for putting me back in my snail shell

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quote:
Originally posted by Chelle:
RUSSELL CROWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*shames head*
Multiple exclaimation marks are a sure sign of a deranged mind... Have you got Brian dressed up in gladiator kit yet chelle?

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Joey's Head Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6093
Wink

Wait, werent you leaving for awhile?

Its all a fucking conspirancy to confuse me, isnt it?

(Did I spell conspirancy right? If not, thats a conspirancy too! Schemeing bastards!)

Did I spell schemeing right?

*hopes Chantrea is OK and dosent know the story*

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I was, but how can I resist you lovely people? I had a long talk with a few people, some from the forum, some in real life. I was very rash in my decision to take a leave of absence.

I am going to focus on real life more, & attempt to get a *get this* get a job. I should have waited until I wasn't so emotional before making a decision. But the past is the past, I can't change what I did.

I was stupid. Wasn't the first time, and won't be the last. Sorry again though guys.

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Joey's Head Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6093
Smile

Stop with the sorries, girlie! Post some cartoon porn!

I am just playing, hope you smiled a little.

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spasm of violence

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: denv3r
Posts: 5294
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quote:
Originally posted by aminal:

Basics


1.) Do you consider yourself to be:
a.) Hetrosexual

2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) Yes.

3.) How far have you got?
d.) Home Run (guess)

Homosexuality


4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex? edit Doh!)

7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?

i suck penis

who cares? try it, you might die.

Virginity


7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?

no, but i should have waited.

8.) How old were you?

13th b-day

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?

read above

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be

e.) 17

Your Experiences


11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had

e.) I've had a moresome

12.) Ever done anal?
BOYS:

nope.

13.) What have you don? Choose all that apply:
Blindfolded sex
Tied up
Tied someone else up
Sex with a stranger
Sex in front of a voyeur


14.) Tell me your funniest sex story

This girl was babysitting. We were in the kid's room for 60 seconds and all the sudden baby's screaming and crying. not funny, but whatever.


Masturbation


15.) Do you jerk off?
a.) Yes!
b.) Yes!

16.) How often do you do it
b.) about once a day

17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?

apartment laundry room

18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?

a.) Yes

Your preferences


19.) Which position?
a.) Strictly missionary
b.) Doggie
c.) Her on top (cowgirl)
e.) other - please specify - WHAT EVER'S POSSIBLE

20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?

Crystal, Nancy and her girlfriend, Vanessa and Bethany. Maybe some famous people, but these are the ones that count.

thanx for your time guys... my answers in a min when i get round to answering them






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quote:
Originally posted by aminal:

Basics


1.) Do you consider yourself to be:
a.) Hetrosexual

2.) Have you ever had sex?
a.) Yes.

3.) How far have you got?
e.) You kidding? I won the world series.

Homosexuality


4.) Have you had sex with a member of the same sex? edit Doh!)
No.

5.) If not, would you?
We would have to be talking about HUGE amounts of money. Unless aminal asked in which case its free ;-)

7.) How do you feel about gay/bisexuals?
b.) Let them do what ever they like in the privacy of thier own home


Virginity


7.) Was loosing your viginity a good experience or a bad one?
Twas the nuts.

8.) How old were you?
13

9.) Do you wish it had happened earlier, or wish you would have waited?
Neither.

10.) What age do you think the age of consent should be
None of the above. Noone follows anyhow.


Your Experiences


11.) Whats the biggest orgy you've had
c.) I've had a threesome.


12.) Ever done anal?
BOYS:
a.) You kidding? I dont wanna get pieces of turd on my dick!

13.) What have you don? Choose all that apply:
Tied up
Tied someone else up
Sex with a stranger
One-Night-Stand
Sex out doors

14.) Tell me your funniest sex story
I was sat in the front room of my ex,ex GF's house and she sat on my lap wearing a skirt.
So I unzipped and off came the panties and we started to fuck. So then her Father walks into the front room and we kinda freeze. All he see's is his daughter sitting on my lap and we appear to be chatting. So he chats with us and then leaves. Fuck goes on. Then her Mother comes in asking about dinner. She fuxoff. Then the sister comes in. Takes one look at us and says. "When you 2 have finished fucking, dinners on the table."

Masturbation


15.) Do you jerk off?
a.)Fuck Yeah.

16.) How often do you do it
e.) When ever my nuts swell to melon size.

17.) Whats the wierdest place you did it?
At college after this girl spent the whole of lunch teasing the hell outta me. I had to make full use of the forest nearby the college.

[b]18.) Ever masturbated in front of another person?

a.) Yes

Your preferences


19.) Which position?
b.) Doggie 1st choice
c.) Her on top (cowgirl) 2nd choice

20.) If you could get anyone into bed, who would it be?
"Gwyn" Lead singer of No Doubt.





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Fred shoulda taken this survey.

Amen.

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Fred was a census taker one year and he told me that's why he hated to do surveys and refused.

But he did survey all the bitches in the park.

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Herk? I get talking to Fred. I talked to him, too. But saying he talked to you is a whole ‘nother thing.

You wouldn’t by any chance have gotten into that jackass wonderaz’s peyote stash? It’s okay...you can tell your Uncle JEB. Just tell me where it’s at.

Amen.

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