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Rokkr
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quote:
My mother is rich(and extremely attractive for her age)


So where might one find your mom?

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absolut
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This must be a Cheewupsunism.
I don't believe this person is real.

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Go put the wheels back on your house and move on.

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T
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quote:
Originally posted by Mudflap
Who the fuck is T?




I have NO idea...

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karen
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quote:
Originally posted by Rokkr
So where might one find your mom?


I'm not going to call you daddy

and bunkum/nympho envy: thanks

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snarkychick
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quote:
Originally posted by karen
I'm not going to call you daddy


well, karen - you just burst his bubble. from what i know of rokkr, he rather likes that.

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Trenchant_Troll
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quote:
Originally posted by Azrael
If Fe Fe was my ex wife and causing me all these problems id just kill her, but then thats just me.


No it's not.

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ponyslayer
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Re: Got Drama?

quote:
Originally posted by FeFe_Roissy
Moral to the story...............don't try to bullshit a wife who is a lot smarter than you by having extramarital affairs and then trying to be a mooch.


So in the end, you got screwed out of a car and he continues to bang some piece of ass on the side while you live your life on message boards bitching and moaning about shit no one cares about.

Yeah you showed him!

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Mordecai
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quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
No it's not.


Definitely not.

-m

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nYmpHo_eNvy
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Re: Re: Got Drama?

quote:
Originally posted by ponyslayer
So in the end, you got screwed out of a car and he continues to bang some piece of ass on the side while you live your life on message boards bitching and moaning about shit no one cares about.

Yeah you showed him!



I don't post enough ... I wish I had a [p] for this.

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GoFuckYourselves!
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THEN POST MORE!

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nYmpHo_eNvy
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I would GFY, I would declare my undying lust and admiration for you, but alas, that bitch FeFe has stolen your heart.

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GoFuckYourselves!
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And while I have a moment: FeFe, my love!! YOU RULE, HONEY!!!

The Asylum just wouldn't be right WITHOUT YOU, MY SWEETS!

DON'T EVER LEAVE, OKAY?????

Your forever Slaveboi,

GoFuckYourselves!

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nYmpHo_eNvy
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plus, you're in her panties, and every time I look at you I can't sear with a branding iron that nasty, disturbing, vomit-inducing visual out of my brain

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ponyslayer
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quote:
Originally posted by nYmpHo_eNvy
plus, you're in her panties, and every time I look at you I can't sear with a branding iron that nasty, disturbing, vomit-inducing visual out of my brain


Samething happens to me when I watch Dr. Phil.

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karen
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I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

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T
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quote:
Originally posted by karen
*snip*


Give them time Karen...I'm guessing the pro-abortion group is on their way...

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plum
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Life is kind of like the United States. It is good and evil, and powerful. The deeper you dive, the greater the mess and the danger. That's what this thread has reminded me about. I haven't been in a relationship in a while, because I prefer emotional simplicity and control to emotional intensity and complexity.

Faulkner: "Between misery and nothing, give me misery"

I'll take a bit of both.

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nYmpHo_eNvy
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I wish for emotional simplicity. I get very little of that.

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Azrael
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My god plum, if you were any more emotional and moody you'd be me 2 or 3 years ago.

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Peter_Torque
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quote:
Originally posted by plum
...I haven't been in a relationship in a while, because I prefer emotional simplicity and control to emotional intensity and complexity....


The only relationships worth having leave you no choice. You just suddenly can't stop thinking about the other person and start doing your best at everything, and attribute it to them. That's what creative people do all the time; try to maintain that level of emotional involvement even when they're not "with" anybody, or even more difficult - when they're with somebody for a long time and those initial emotions (we tend to think of them as "love" but they're actually just your bodies blinding you to each other's faults long enough to make babies) are long-gone and you simply coexist.

As a side note: "Natural Woman" was written by a man.

Sure, you can shut it off and choose to be a monk and, as John Prine said in "Donald and Lydia"; "...envision the details of romantic scenes, after midnight in the stillness of the barracks latrine..." but it sounds pretty pathetic to me.

The best relationships get through that early stuff - "emotional complexity," I believe you called it - and gradually settle into a simplicity all its own, which you would have no idea about unless you'd gone through the complexities.

For instance, once you have spent a decade with somebody and have told them fifty million fucking times to get up when the goddamn alarm clock rings, and they still don't, you come to a new place. "Well, that didn't work" you say, and then maybe "okay, I won't kill her."

Something magical happens. It's incredibly simple. You just accept it. The issue never comes up again, because you honestly don't give a fuck anymore. Believe it or not, that's true love. She goes into the bathroom after you've had a nice, satisfying dump and comes out gagging and says; "what the fuck? I ate the same stuff you did!" and you have a laugh about it while she hits you with a baseball bat. That's love. It's being able to accept each other at your worst, not at your best.

Personally, I wouldn't trade it for the world. Much less deny even taking a chance, or insist on one of those skinny model bitches that need hourly reassurance or they'll dump you for some other poor bastard who reminds her more of her Father than you do.

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FeFe_Roissy
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quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!
And while I have a moment: FeFe, my love!! YOU RULE, HONEY!!!

The Asylum just wouldn't be right WITHOUT YOU, MY SWEETS!

DON'T EVER LEAVE, OKAY?????

Your forever Slaveboi,

GoFuckYourselves!



My darling Slaveboi..........I will NEVER leave you. I will go wherever you go, do whatever you want me to do. You are the reason I exist--for without you, life would be meaningless. I dream of you each night before I fall asleep and I think of you each morning when I wake. It is rare that you find people like US. I have written a poem for you. I hope you like. Love and kisses..........your darling FeFe.




"All For Loving GoFuckYourselves"


When it's love you give
I'll be a woman of good faith
then in love you live.
I'll make a stand. I won't break
I'll be the rock you can build on,
be there when you're old,
to have and to hold.

When there's love inside
I swear I'll always be strong
then there's a reason why.
I'll prove to you we belong**
You will be the wall that protects me
from the wind and the rain,
from the hurt and the pain.


Forever yours my love. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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FeFe_Roissy
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quote:
Originally posted by Peter_Torque
The only relationships worth having leave you no choice. You just suddenly can't stop thinking about the other person and start doing your best at everything, and attribute it to them. That's what creative people do all the time; try to maintain that level of emotional involvement even when they're not "with" anybody, or even more difficult - when they're with somebody for a long time and those initial emotions (we tend to think of them as "love" but they're actually just your bodies blinding you to each other's faults long enough to make babies) are long-gone and you simply coexist.

As a side note: "Natural Woman" was written by a man.

Sure, you can shut it off and choose to be a monk and, as John Prine said in "Donald and Lydia"; "...envision the details of romantic scenes, after midnight in the stillness of the barracks latrine..." but it sounds pretty pathetic to me.

The best relationships get through that early stuff - "emotional complexity," I believe you called it - and gradually settle into a simplicity all its own, which you would have no idea about unless you'd gone through the complexities.

For instance, once you have spent a decade with somebody and have told them fifty million fucking times to get up when the goddamn alarm clock rings, and they still don't, you come to a new place. "Well, that didn't work" you say, and then maybe "okay, I won't kill her."

Something magical happens. It's incredibly simple. You just accept it. The issue never comes up again, because you honestly don't give a fuck anymore. Believe it or not, that's true love. She goes into the bathroom after you've had a nice, satisfying dump and comes out gagging and says; "what the fuck? I ate the same stuff you did!" and you have a laugh about it while she hits you with a baseball bat. That's love. It's being able to accept each other at your worst, not at your best.

Personally, I wouldn't trade it for the world. Much less deny even taking a chance, or insist on one of those skinny model bitches that need hourly reassurance or they'll dump you for some other poor bastard who reminds her more of her Father than you do.



Thank you Peter_Torque. As always, your wisdom is infinite.

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I can so see why your husband left you.

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GoFuckYourselves!
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Wow, FeFe!!!!!!!!!! That was the greatest poem I've ever read! I'm actually in tears now just thinking of your brilliance, beauty, sensitivity, joie de vivre, and total warmth and loveliness. You are INCOMPARABLE, FEFE!! Shakespeare's greatest sonnets couldn't come close to describing how I feel about you. When I weigh what I have found in you here against all the negativity that I find here in the Asylum, I count my lucky stars that I found such a gemstone in the rough!!!

I could make you happy, make your dreams come true
Nothing that I wouldn't do
Go to the ends of the earth for you
To make you feel my love

The sun casts no light compared to the light you shine on me, FeFe!

YOU'RE THE REASON I WAS BORN, PUMPKIN!!!

With eternal gratitude for your life,
and with my eternal love,

xoxoxoxoxGoFuckYourselves!xoxoxoxan

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