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FeFe_Roissy
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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Underneath GFY.....
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Re: Re: Got Drama?

quote:
Originally posted by ponyslayer
So in the end, you got screwed out of a car and he continues to bang some piece of ass on the side while you live your life on message boards bitching and moaning about shit no one cares about.

Yeah you showed him!



Maybe I won't get screwed out of a car. Leave it to my niece and sister to come up with a BRILLIANT idea for my car situation. I was on IM with them last night and they got this bright idea about sending in pics of my car for the show Pimp My Ride. Anyone ever seen it? It is on MTV and people send in pics of their "hoopty" cars with a letter about why they should be chosen for the Pimping Ride.
The girls were getting all carried away saying they know I could prolly win this contest. Take pics of the back seat (I spilled 2 gallons of paint in the back seat 5 years ago) and the paint job (my car used to be red but after 12 years it is faded red with black stuff (maybe mildew) all over it). I told them I would get a good pic of it after the birds take a crap all over it (I park under trees to keep it cool since my AC went out two years ago). I also told them the seats are looking pretty bad from burn holes, ect......and the stuffing is coming out. As an added bonus the glass sunroof is all cracked from hickory nuts that fall on it and I had someone sideswipe my car in a parking lot (they didn't leave a note) plus someone backed into me and tore my license plate off the front and someone else rear-ended my car so my trunk is a little off. Of course none of these people let me know. Oh yeah, I told them I would leave the oil bottle in the floorboard (my car has started burning oil) for good measure and then they can come up with a really good story of why I should win the car makeover!! The girls told me they paint your car, fix it up, put a badass stereo system in it, tinted windows, mag wheels, fur seats.............the whole nine yards. We Be Pimpin!!

You guys may see me in a "Pimped Out Ride" on MTV in the near future because my sister and neice are very good writers!!!! I will become famous!!!


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Famous among pimps you are.

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wonderaz
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Once again, FeFe red lines the Trailerpark-O-meter.

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T
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You omitted the part...where you dragged your itchy ass across the back seat and left skid marks...

did you ever get that worm issue you had sorted out...?

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Musashi
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Re: Re: Re: Got Drama?

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Originally posted by FeFe_Roissy
Maybe I won't get screwed out of a car. Leave it to my niece and sister to come up with a BRILLIANT idea for my car situation. I was on IM with them last night and they got this bright idea about sending in pics of my car for the show Pimp My Ride. Anyone ever seen it? It is on MTV and people send in pics of their "hoopty" cars with a letter about why they should be chosen for the Pimping Ride.
The girls were getting all carried away saying they know I could prolly win this contest. Take pics of the back seat (I spilled 2 gallons of paint in the back seat 5 years ago) and the paint job (my car used to be red but after 12 years it is faded red with black stuff (maybe mildew) all over it). I told them I would get a good pic of it after the birds take a crap all over it (I park under trees to keep it cool since my AC went out two years ago). I also told them the seats are looking pretty bad from burn holes, ect......and the stuffing is coming out. As an added bonus the glass sunroof is all cracked from hickory nuts that fall on it and I had someone sideswipe my car in a parking lot (they didn't leave a note) plus someone backed into me and tore my license plate off the front and someone else rear-ended my car so my trunk is a little off. Of course none of these people let me know. Oh yeah, I told them I would leave the oil bottle in the floorboard (my car has started burning oil) for good measure and then they can come up with a really good story of why I should win the car makeover!! The girls told me they paint your car, fix it up, put a badass stereo system in it, tinted windows, mag wheels, fur seats.............the whole nine yards. We Be Pimpin!!

You guys may see me in a "Pimped Out Ride" on MTV in the near future because my sister and neice are very good writers!!!! I will become famous!!!




wow... I don't post often, but I just had to post here to say that this is quite possibly the most retarded thing I've ever heard as a "solution"

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morgana
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um...yeah, mtv is going to pick *you* for their "pimp my ride" show because somehow a delusional, mummified, dried up cunt who uses a spackle knife to apply her makeup is exactly the demographic they're shooting for.

you're such a fucking tool.

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Venus
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If you're so worried about a car, why don't you go buy one yourself? You aren't supporting the ex husband anymore, what's stopping you?
You helped him pay child support because you loved him and the child no? You did it because you wanted to, not to get something in return correct?
As your husband, he had no obligation to buy you a new car. And now that he's an ex husband, he has even less obligation to buy you a new car. Lie to yourself all you want, you're a golddigger.
I'd like to give your ex my condolenses on the life he wasted with you.

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DevilMoon
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You drive a car-o-skank.

Although I think I would rather drive that piece of shit than a piece of shit with furry seats, purple stripes, a wing and a playstation.

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Bluexy
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quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
like watching old people fuck.

Get off my obstacle!

Jesus H. Christ FeFe, you are one whiney broad. No wonder your ex-husband began sliding the ooze-pump into a better, wetter, and tighter holster. Poor bastard, probably did not do it soon enough. Plaudits to him for realizing the difference between good, affectionate pussy and a whore.

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ignatz mouse
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quote:
Originally posted by morgana
...a delusional, mummified, dried up cunt who uses a spackle knife to apply her makeup is exactly the demographic they're shooting for.
...

that made me laugh, and wish I gave (humour) pernts.

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JoeyCat
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quote:
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that made me laugh, and wish I gave (humour) pernts.
You may not, but I do.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!
THEN POST MORE!
Herk. I have been doing what you said. Both of us. Faithfully and furiously. We’ve posted up a storm. True, a granny grunt, or two, have accused us of shit posting. It goes without saying (but, I will), one creature’s poop is another’s feast. Just ask the noble dung beetle.

Here’s a Dickel toast to THEN POST MORE!

Amen.

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I guess I gained some nourishment from your cybershit.

But it made me sick as fuck; only now am I ready to offer some posting guidelines for yall.

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... only now am I ready to offer some posting guidelines for yall.

What are they?

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You know what they say: Give that demented dumbfuck GFY good advice - shame on me; do it again - even more shame on me; and so on.

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You're an extremely bad judge of people and you're easily fooled, fool.

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Your tribe is infamously resistant to good advice, often doing the exact opposite to demonstrate free will.

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Dencey, you should fatten up and become the Danish Buddha. Call yourself “Duddha”. Though doubtful anyone would take you seriously, at least you’d get laughed at. And that would give your life the purpose and meaning you crave, but has eluded you thus far.

Amen.

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I pray every night that he doesn't hang himself from a closet door.

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Seriously, many years ago I knew a young man who did just that. He didn’t get accepted into a school. What a waste. He could’ve reapplied.

Last week, a long-time acquaintance ate a bullet. Only 55 years old. Never in a million years would I have guessed he’d do that. Wasn’t bad health. Just family issues.

Amen.

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Thanks GFY, your prayers are working great!

But seriously, 50.000 Americans commit suicide each year. It's staggering.

"The annual age-adjusted suicide rate is 13.26 per 100,000 individuals.
Men die by suicide 3.5x more often than women.
Women attempt suicide 2x more often than men.
On average, there are 121 suicides per day.
White males accounted for 7 of 10 suicides in 2015.
A firearm is used in almost 50% of all suicides.
The rate of suicide is highest in middle age—white men in particular."

Crazy stuff. White men are probably too proud to address the problem though.

If it even is a problem. God knows this earth is a demanding place to hang out.

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.....God knows this earth is a demanding place to hang out.

Earth is hell for another planet.

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Here is a very recent paper on a Denmark suicide study, Coin.

Amen.

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Too late!

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Yeah I wouldn't wonder if it's as bad over here. I know Finland was no.1 at one point.

For once this wasn't anti-americanism, just some numbers you can relate to and maybe, JUST MAYBE, comment seriously on? Please?

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