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Roshigoth
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Exclamation Virgin Role call!

Ok, spill it! How many of you are virgins? Also, is it your choice, or it it just because you can't get laid?

I am. I can't get laid.

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karen
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me. Im a virgin.
cherry intact.
never had the good stuff.
thats me.


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Roshigoth
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Angry

You dare mock me?!

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karen
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lol. humour point for you.

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GoFuckYourselves!
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If any of you ladies (I SAID LADIES!) need a wonderful de-virginizer, I'm RIGHT HERE!

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karen
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I think Im going to let Brad de-virginize me tonight.

mmm. hes gonna pop mah cherry.
CHERRY BITS EVERYWHERE!!@!@$!@!!!

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Roshigoth
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quote:
Originally posted by karen:
lol. humour point for you.



Thank you for laughing at my pain.

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Dead_Inside
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Its OK Rosh, I first got laid when I was 14. And well, it wasnt overated.

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SocialParasite
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Socially inpept los . . . errr, virgin here.

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Was it what you'd only do for me?
Or was it something where you acted when you saw the need
And knew that there would be a way the act could be repaid
And so it may, but for today
I want to thank you for putting me back in my snail shell

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quote:
Originally posted by Roshigoth:
Thank you for laughing at my pain.




oops! you did it again!


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Roshigoth
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quote:
Originally posted by karen:
oops! you did it again!




I hope that wasn't a britney spears reference.

So... excuse me while I masturbate to my four humor points.

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ItsJustLogan
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observe my title

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your joy is your sorrow unmasked. and the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears.
and how else can it be?
the deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.

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quote:
Originally posted by ItsJustLogan:
observe my title



You go without saying.

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quote:
Originally posted by ItsJustLogan:
observe my title

I never refer or think of you as ItsJustLogan. I always think of you as ItsThatGreatLoganAndWe'reBlessedToKnowHimThankYouLord!

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CAL
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Cool

I am, I followed the rules laid out in this site:

Technical Virgin

CAL

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bowmore
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I'm a Born Again Virgin.


praise the fucking lord.
my cup runeth over.
shit.


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Emerald
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Registered: Oct 2000
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Cool

This be me!:

Here's to the girl
With the little red shoes....
She'll spend your money
And Drink your booze....

But she don't care if it's a sin....
Cuz, she's still got the box
that the cherry came in.


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GnpGnop
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i still have my asshole virginity

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shyloh
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I hope to always be an anal virgin.

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Nomad
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I am no virgin, but it's really not that great.

I mean, it's pretty good, but then you have to like talk to them or something after.

My hand is a pretty good lover too, and it doesn't talk back.

Foreplay is better.

I rarely get sandwiches though...

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Method Dan
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Yes, I am an 18 year old virgin, as I'm sure I bitch about constantly, and no it's not by choice. I just can't get laid cuz I'm a socially defective punk who isn't even cute or anything.

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Rav
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Its been so long since my last, I'm practically a virgin again

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I don't have to sell my soul,
He's already in me.
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Just because I'm paranoid it doesn't mean that they aren't watching me!
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No sugar thanks, I'm sweet enough already!
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Stellar
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quote:
Originally posted by Rav:
Its been so long since my last, I'm practically a virgin again



sorry it doesnt work that way!!

Ive always said I would marry a virgin.




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Rav
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quote:
Originally posted by Stellar:
sorry it doesnt work that way!!

Ive always said I would marry a virgin.





Well I'm nearly a virgin, will I do?



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I don't have to sell my soul,
He's already in me.
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Just because I'm paranoid it doesn't mean that they aren't watching me!
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No sugar thanks, I'm sweet enough already!
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Stellar
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quote:
Originally posted by Rav:
Well I'm nearly a virgin, will I do?



errr nope, nearly does not cut it!!

sorry winner is NOT you!!



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