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absolut
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quote:
Originally posted by shyloh:
I hope to always be an anal virgin.



Hmm...don't knock it til you've tried it...

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Rav
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quote:
Originally posted by Stellar:
errr nope, nearly does not cut it!!

sorry winner is NOT you!!




Ha, you love me!



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absolut
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Good lord, they're doing it again...sheesh!
Sooo...a/s/l?

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Rav
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quote:
Originally posted by absolut:
Good lord, they're doing it again...sheesh!
Sooo...a/s/l?



Hey shuddup....silly Aussie



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Stellar
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quote:
Originally posted by absolut:
Hmm...don't knock it til you've tried it...
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that is what I say all the time. All these guys/girls put down things they havent tried. If you dont know about it...dont speak about it.

we arent doing anything wrong



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absolut
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I know Stellar..
I just couldn't resist.

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aminal
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I am a virgin, its been a whole week since i had sex.

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CzEcH rEcK
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Virgin on the fucking ridiculous....

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JoeyCat
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quote:
Originally posted by CzEcH rEcK:
Virgin on the fucking ridiculous....




I giggled when I saw that, before coffee even!

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brimstone
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virgin? what's a virgin?

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puff the magic daddy
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I have seen a virgin sacrafice does that count?

Also every girl I have had sex with were virgins when I met them.

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HELL
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I saw a virgin once.

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Fiend
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*giggles at the silly virgins*

last night a girl told me that i shouldn't have a prob picking up another girl.....then she sucked me off....coincedence? i think not!!!

j/k guys about the silly virgin part, i just wanted to piss you guys off

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CHiPsJr
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quote:
Originally posted by Roshigoth:
Ok, spill it! How many of you are virgins? Also, is it your choice, or it it just because you can't get laid?

I am. I can't get laid.



Right here. Caused by a combination of various cowardices...fear of failure combined with fear of success, and above all, fear of being embarassed.

I am now twenty-eight years old.

I advise the younger members of this forum not to let fear play any role in their social lives. Precautions are wise, but do not deny yourself new experiences based on fear. I wish I hadn't.

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Synth
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Speaking of this, does anyone remember the time back at SPF when some 16 year old signed up and started posting by the name boyinasuitcase, and his instant first topic was "I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY" I still laugh about that one.

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MstrG
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quote:
Originally posted by puff the magic daddy:
...Also every girl I have had sex with were virgins when I met them.


Any how many women were?

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JoeyCat
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quote:
Originally posted by HELL:
I saw a virgin once.


I was a virgin once. Was it me you saw?

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Leroy Binks
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quote:
Originally posted by karen:
I think Im going to let Brad de-virginize me tonight.

mmm. hes gonna pop mah cherry.
CHERRY BITS EVERYWHERE!!@!@$!@!!!




That would make him a Cherry Poppin' Daddy! And it would explain the red colors everywhere!


I was a virgin until 18, by choice. Then I had some. Now I am again by way of default, and de fault is probably mine.



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Re: Virgin Role call!

quote:
Originally posted by Roshigoth
Ok, spill it! How many of you are virgins? Also, is it your choice, or it it just because you can't get laid?

I am. I can't get laid.

Oh, Cheesemeister. Married how many years now and you’re still a virgin?

Son, son. We need to talk.

Amen.

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He fucks virtually.

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That has its own virtue, I suppose?

Amen.

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Would it not depend on his position?

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I don’t know Herk, but for many here in the rest home, it’s all about the position of the Depends.

Amen.

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Re: Virgin Role call!

quote:
Originally posted by Roshigoth
Ok, spill it! How many of you are virgins? Also, is it your choice, or it it just because you can't get laid?

I am. I can't get laid. ...


Cheesemeister? You’re the only married guy I know who’s still a virgin. You and skalie should form a mutual support group.

Amen.

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