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FuhQall
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If you are in need of "something in the morning", masturbate, grab the morning wood and try to light a fire.

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RiZZ
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quitters never win

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Dacarlo
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Mmmm lung cancer. Yum!


Good for you Mug. All ya gotta do now is quit the bum stuffery and you'll be 'normal'.

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mmmtravis
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eh, who wants to live to be 85 anyway?

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T
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I wish I could quit...and although I'm a very visual person.. your picture still don't impact me enough Dacarlo...


We are all going to die of something...people who don't smoke get lung cancer too...

might as well do what makes you feel good and enjoy it...

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T
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Good luck though Mugtoe...

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Vegas
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quote:
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I wish I could quit...and although I'm a very visual person.. your picture still don't impact me enough Dacarlo...


We are all going to die of something...people who don't smoke get lung cancer too...

might as well do what makes you feel good and enjoy it...



But you don't have to pay for it!

CANCER MERCHANT, CANCER MERCHANT!!!

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GoFuckYourselves!
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I finally made up my mind! I'm gonna do it! It's not gonna be easy and I've tried repeatedly. But this Monday I'm starting smoking!

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Paint CHiPs
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It gets easier every day. Exponentially.

*puffs*

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Bondo
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If you are going to hang around people who do smoke you are going to need their help to keep you honest. Ask them not to smoke around you and not to give you any cigs when you have a weak moment. Good luck.

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Mugtoe
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smokers are less of a burden upon the national health care budget (what does that phrase mean, anyway?), because they don't live nearly as long as non-smokers.

It's about 430pm, and I haven't had a smoke yet. I didn't really have any serious cravings until just about an hour ago. I considered havin a dip, and may yet, but I'd rather not and just let the nicotene get outta my system. And before you say anything about takin a dip, stick yer patches and gum up yer ass and then tell me where you get off sayin anything.

not that I'm irritable today or anything like that. sigmo's makin me some Mrs Grass' soup and a grilled cheese sammich.

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GoFuckYourselves!
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I've read that the addiction to the nicotine the cigarette companies put in cigarettes is stronger than the addiction that people have to crack cocaine.

No lie!

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Mugtoe
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it's been a few years since I smoked crack, and it was a lot easier to set that down.

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no smokes today. dipped twice; dippin right now. I went downstairs to the bar a couple of times tonight to hang out with sigmo and have an ESB. the smoke was gettin to me and drivin me nuts, so I came up for a dip and some sleep.

I honestly think I'll make it. After the weekend, I'd rather not dip anymore either, but it's a good bandaid for the moment and cheaper than a patch. And dippin twice in a day beats the hell outta smokin a pack of cigs. Just quitting smoking should help pay for a weekend in Toronto in October and a week in London in November, with or without Sigmo. If he wants to go to London that may kill it. I'll have a hard enough time just finding a sofa for me to sleep on as it is. Smug's ruined my pristine reputation as a houseguest with these stories of snoring.

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lanin
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no smokes today. dipped twice; dippin right now. I went downstairs to the bar a couple of times tonight to hang out with sigmo and have an ESB. the smoke was gettin to me and drivin me nuts, so I came up for a dip and some sleep.

I honestly think I'll make it. After the weekend, I'd rather not dip anymore either, but it's a good bandaid for the moment and cheaper than a patch. And dippin twice in a day beats the hell outta smokin a pack of cigs. Just quitting smoking should help pay for a weekend in Toronto in October and a week in London in November, with or without Sigmo. If he wants to go to London that may kill it. I'll have a hard enough time just finding a sofa for me to sleep on as it is. Smug's ruined my pristine reputation as a houseguest with these stories of snoring.



Sunday Evening....Hope you are still not smoking.

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plum
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Why TO? This place sucks!
(unless you have money)

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Mugtoe
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Still not smoking, lanin.

I have friends in Toronto, as well as Montreal, Saskatoon and Vancouver and a sprinkling of other places Canananananadian.

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Mugtoe
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Still haven't had a smoke. I think this is the first time I've gone this long with absolutely no cheating. I have dipped a few times, about once or twice a day, but I won't buy any more skoal after this can is gone, and I'm not using a patch of gum. So that's a wash.

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Mugtoe
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I'm damned irritable, however.

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Bibrau
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In a couple of weeks you are going to feel so good.

Food will also taste much better.

=)

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iglo
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44 replies and noone has told you to shut the fuck up ?
or .. who gives a shit ?

seriously .. this place has lost its edge.

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memdink
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cue reefer madness


I watched it last night. Awesomely distrubing. Pot is a menacing scourge, just so you know.

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Caffeine
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smokers are less of a burden upon the national health care budget (what does that phrase mean, anyway?), because they don't live nearly as long as non-smokers.




Single smokers are less of a burden. If the smoker has kids, though, there are things like social security survivors insurance.

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Dingle
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smokers die rather expensively.

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BlueOx
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Mugtoe lived at my place for a few weeks once, he snored so loudly, Animal Control came over and demanded to know why we had a Rhino with a deviated septum living in our flat, we assured them it was only a big fat Texan, and they agreed that could explain the noise complaints.

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