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GimpyDivo
I DRIVE WOMEN CRAZY!

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wow. its almost like im psychic...or maybe jesus. i resurrect dead threads when the message becomes relevant again.

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Mugtoe
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yeah, almost

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loser
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Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Beringia
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I am currently a nonsmoker- even after spending most of my summer in Spain.

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Mister Freign
Population Surplus

Registered: Aug 2006
Location: Happytown
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I met this guy at an event where my fellows were making people up as zombies in a bar; he had a vicious scar on his neck and wanted the crew to accentuate it, which was weird in itself. While he was sitting there having fake gore applied to his real gore, I axed him whence the scar, and he told me it was from a cancer operation. This was right at the exact time I was going through the worst of my own terminal-ick-related fears, and I was frankly kind of pissed at him, a stranger, in a very hypocritical way, since I smoke kind of a lot of filterless cigarettes, myself. His reply to my stunned disbelief was "I beat it once..."

that fucker!! He was one of those borderline skinhead dudes that's all intellectual and "oh no I'm not a racist or anything, it's just about working people and being straight edge" while downing gallons of shit beer. I fucking liked this guy, though; he was cool. The makeup wasn't nearly as frightening as the actual scar (sorry, pals).

EDIT: ha! That was the same night that Kaatbad first got with that one bartender that looked just like Janet kind of, and also when this injun friend of mine did the deed (involving skanks and speed) what would piss off his always-angry injun gf (a longtime and key member of my cult) so much that she trashed his van, kicked him in the balls, and bodily threw him out of her house. good times!

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Mugtoe
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man, you really are my kinda guy, puddin

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wonderaz
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona... No no Cornville!!
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Still not smokin'. Years it's been, Years!

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Mugtoe
Scarred for Life

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quit again yesterday. I've been having chest pain for about 48 hours. I initially though it was bursitis or some pulled muscle thing, but I'm not sure right now. If it doesn't get better by tomorrow I'll go see the doc. I can't afford all my meds right now, much less an office visit, but I figure some things trump that. At least I've got insurance again. I have no angina pain or sweating or shortness of breath, so I'm thinkin it's not my heart. Could be pleurisy or somethin.

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Mugtoe
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I was scheduled to quit in any case when I ran outta smokes. The chest pain was actually just coincidental to that, though I suppose it has fortuitous timing.

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DRZ400
Wank monkey

Registered: May 2008
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Hey there buddy, get some Nicorette chewing gum in. The fruit flavour's my favourite. I gave up a piece of piss 4 weeks ago and now don't even think about it. Took up cycling which gave me a real motivation to keep off the smokes, cycled 350 ish miles in 4 weeks.

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billgerat
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Enjoy kicking the nicotine gum habit.

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Mugtoe
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I dip Skoal. It's cheaper than the gum or the patch.

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I'm thinkin maybe I should go to the dr today. Not sure. I hate feelin like a hypochondriac. It feels like an ache right behind my breastbone and slightly to one side. Tomorrow is the two year anniversary of my heart surgery, oddly enough.

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fubar
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RIP

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Mugtoe
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yeah, maybe we can merge this with the epitaph thread to save space.

hurts more when I move my head around, so I'm now convinced it's just bursitis or somethin. still not smokin though.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Sounds like advanced bone cancer to me, Frank. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

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Mugtoe
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I'm gonna keep tryin this until I stay stopped or I die. It's been over 24 hours now, and it hasn't been bad, though I'm still dippin for the moment. But that's nothin. It's not the first day, it's the 148th day that gets me.

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DRZ400
Wank monkey

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If you make it past day three, you've cracked it!

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Rokkr
Completely Wack

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Jeeze, try the patch. I used to scoff at it until I tried it and found it worked.

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DRZ400
Wank monkey

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The patches left me lying on the floor at work looking rather ill.

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GimpyDivo
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im considering the patch. i dont smoke but im told they give you wicked vivid dreams.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
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STAPLE GUN BUY ONE NOW

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Mugtoe
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two days now. still doin ok. If Brandon starts again it might be more difficult, but so far he's still off em as well. Chest pain is lessening quite a bit as well, but I figured it would.

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karen
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this may help, mug.


New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

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DRZ400
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Oh noes .... Mugtoe's gunna turn straight!

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I dip Skoal. It's cheaper than the gum or the patch.


My Granny did Red Man. Same diff. She sure looked fabulous after they removed half of her chin from the cancer.

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