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Trenchant_Troll
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quote:
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Oh noes .... Mugtoe's gunna turn straight!


You'll be next.

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Mugtoe
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My Granny did Red Man. Same diff. She sure looked fabulous after they removed half of her chin from the cancer.


I'm giving up cigs so I can breathe, and because they clog up my arteries with plaque. I could do it cold turkey, use the patch, the gum, or I could dip for a while to wean myself off nicotene. If I wanted to take a poll of random people to see what method they would suggest, I might as well flip a coin. You're telling me this like I don't know that dipping is bad? And no, it's not the same diff. I'm giving up smoking, and I'll do whatever seems to work FOR ME in order to do that. This seems to work. The added bonus for you is that you get to feel smug about something that affects you in really no way at all by making an obvious point that everyone already knows.

anyway, day three now, and I'm dipping less as well. still kinda antsy and irritable, but that'll pass.

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Having crap lungs is the best incentive to give up smoking, ever.

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billgerat
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Well, dipping opens up a whole host of oral disease that smoking usually doesn't cause. But if it helps you to quit tobacco altogether, then hey, whatever works. All I can say is that after smoking for over 30 years the best thing I ever did was quit. No more coughing all the time, colds don't gravitate to my lungs anymore, I can breath much better, I can run a couple of blocks to the bus stop when I'm late without feeling I just did a marathon, and I can climb flights of stairs without resting every 2 or 3 flights without stopping to rest or my heart pounding furiously when I get to the top. Food tastes a lot better, too, and I ain't paying $5+ a pack everyday. The patch worked for me, and if I had known that it would be so easy, I'd have quit years earlier.

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wait a minute, you quit smoking?
THAT IS A FASCINATING STORY PLEASE TELL ME MORE

mug, don't listen to this guy.

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Mugtoe
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quote:
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...But if it helps you to quit tobacco altogether, then hey, whatever works. ...



you could've opened up with that and skipped everything else in this thread and I would've thanked you for your encouragement and for crediting me with the common sense to already know all that stuff when I made MY decision to go about this in a way that makes sense to me and seems workable.

it's not you I'm griping at, actually. it's that everyone has an opinion that they insist on giving me, whether I ask or not, instead of just wishing me well.

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i have found that kissing a smoker is like kissing an ashtray and that does not sound very pleasant does it
do you want to be an ashtray mug

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DRZ400
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Sorry about that bp, i'll brush my teeth next time.

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quote:
Originally posted by Mugtoe
it's not you I'm griping at, actually. it's that everyone has an opinion that they insist on giving me, whether I ask or not, instead of just wishing me well.


I guess I gave you a backhanded well wishing. I do hope you are successful in dropping the tobacco habit.

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good luck with it, mugtoe.

i'm glad for you, in advance, that you've quit.

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quote:
Originally posted by Mugtoe


it's not you I'm griping at, actually. it's that everyone has an opinion that they insist on giving me, whether I ask or not, instead of just wishing me well.




Jeez, why so grouchy?

Good luck.

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what is this dipping you refer to? is that chaw?
if so....blurrrggghhh, vomit.
i'm giving up this weekend mug. if you can do it, so can i.
i always give up cold turkey and just deal with the violent moodswings.

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GimpyDivo
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hey mug....think of all the cock and ball cancers you are giving people when you chew and then go down. you should change your name to typhoid sally.

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Mug, good luck (again). I've watched my mom try to quit a number of times unsuccessfully. Whatever it takes, do it, do the best you can.

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I remember my Granddad telling me how he and Gran quit. They were too expensive for them so they just stopped.

Good luck Mugtoe. Now if only I can persuade my other half to quit too

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Split personalities can be a bitch.

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Mugtoe
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well, six days now, so I guess I"m on the way. But it'll be hell when I put down the Skoal.

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and anyone who thinks it's easy to quit smokin after 37 years with the help of a nicotene substitute has never been addicted.

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It ain't easy big man, that's for sure. I just quit after 17 years of smoking.

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quote:
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It ain't easy big man, that's for sure. I just quit after 17 years of smoking.


you still smoke......pole.

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quote:
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and anyone who thinks it's easy to quit smokin after 37 years with the help of a nicotene substitute has never been addicted.


breaking any addiction is as simple as recognizing the triggers that cause you to want to smoke. once you identify the triggers you modify the behaviors which lead to the triggers. once you do that you need to reassign the concept of a cigarette in your own mind from one of sweet tasty relaxing happiness in a little tube to one of stinky foul tasting death in stick form.

seriously....just try it. light a smoke and draw a long pull into your mouth and hold it there. let it settle on your tongue and really taste what you are smoking. its fucking gross. taste the chemicals that are in that smoke. personally, i find it disgusting and that taste is what other people are smelling on you.

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When I saw death in front of me I didn't want it anymore.
I realized that I never WANTED to quit because GODDAMMIT I LIKED TO SMOKE.
Don't ever say you want to quit.
That's not true.
The more accurate saying is that you NEED to quit.
Because when you need to quit YOU WILL NOT WIN.
When you decide that you don't want this poison in your body WHEN YOU REALLY DON'T WANT THIS IN YOUR BODY NOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO NOT WANT IT the pain of addiction suddenly goes away.
There was a time that I couldn't see myself without a pack of smokes in my shirt pocket.
So yea. I fucking know. Been smoking since I was 12.
What's funny is that people can smoke around me and I am not bothered.
In the bus though when I go places with my host home guy on the weekends,smokers that enter the bus holy shit man. They be stinking to high heaven.
I'm gonna get on my treadmill now.

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You're my hero LF!

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quote:
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breaking any addiction is as simple as recognizing the triggers that cause you to want to smoke. once you identify the triggers you modify the behaviors which lead to the triggers.


The problem with your advice is that life is full of triggers for smoking: driving, eating, waking up, going to bed, reading, drinking, etc. It's not really very practical to stop eating or refuse to drive.

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