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Large Filipino
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Those aren't triggers those are excuses to smoke. Smoking relaxes you. When life throws you a curb smoking makes it a little better. This is why most people go back. They think about how tasty a smoke would be right now in this stressful moment.
I look at addiction in a different light. I still have an eating addiction I'll curb that shit one turkey leg at a time. It's like the baby crying for his milk. Your body needs it but then your routine takes over when your body don't need it and then you have a cute chubby baby. So how do I curb my eating addiction? I take my dogs for a walk and take my Host Home guy with me. I go on a bus ride. I go to Ballys when I don't have my Host Home guy. I'll get on the treadmill when I do and it's raining out. I just CHANGE MY ROUTINE AROUND.
A red hot candy popped in your mouth could have the same soothing effect. Maybe even a bit of yoga or some shit. YES YOGA! When your buddies are having a smoke break you could sit on your desk and look for YOUR FUCKING KARMA!!

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Smoking made me feel ill, I knew it did but I kept it up for 17 odd years like a bell-end.

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karen
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quote:
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Smoking made me feel ill, I knew it did but I kept it up for 17 odd years like a bell-end.


same here(probably after about 12 years of smoking. not sure exactly how long).
I don't think I ever really enjoyed it. And I have asthma. Which makes it even dumber.

I quit in August 2004, though. Better late than never.

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GimpyDivo
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The problem with your advice is that life is full of triggers for smoking: driving, eating, waking up, going to bed, reading, drinking, etc. It's not really very practical to stop eating or refuse to drive.
recognizing the triggers gives you power over them.

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karen
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He is right.
Instead of smoking after eating, I'd drink a cup of hot tea on the back porch. It worked like a charm.
If I was bored, I'd do something else to keep my hands busy. Most often, it would be sex or exercise. If I was at a computer, instead of smoking, I'd drink coffee or tea. Just having something in my hand was fine.
If you're outside running, you're not going to be able to smoke a cigarette. As far as after-sex cigarettes - again, hot tea.
I got pregnant 2 months after I quit. Not a coincidence.

Once you know what the triggers are, you find a way to adjust them.

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So Brett would have approved of your decision to quit then

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THANKS FOR THE VISUAL KAREN

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quote:
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Once you know what the triggers are, you find a way to adjust them.


My method to adjust was to simply stop, everything else is pop psychology. That stuff never really works for me.

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My worst trigger was driving. Whenever I drive I simply HAD to have a smoke on my left hand and my window cracked just enough to be able to flick the ashes.
Now it's rather strange how it doesn't bother me at all.
Bingo was another trigger. Then when Colorado put a smoking ban on all Bingo parlors we went from 27 Bingo Halls within a 25 mile radius from my house to only 3.
My wife doesn't even go anymore she just can't play without her ashtray and smokes right there. She hates having to step outside to smoke when she was so used to smoking indoors.
I'm cool because we're saving some serious dough.

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Its been 19 years of smoking for me. The bitch of it is, I still like it.

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Did you know you get stronger erections if you don't smoke.

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I don't think that's possible.

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i only smoke when i drinking 40 ounces which lately hasn't been much at all..........but when i do smoke i notice the stong bad taste it leaves in my mouth and the lightheadedness doesn't seem as good as joint lightheadedness...........so i like being sober.......it leaves my breath fresh.....

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quote:
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Its been 19 years of smoking for me. The bitch of it is, I still like it.



do you use the Manitoba Cigarettes dufflebag to carry your guns to your Gun Club meeting?

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I don't think that's possible.
he means without aids such as viagra or cialis.

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I don't use pills. I have a really good lookin partner.

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good looks fuels the boner for only so long. i dont care if you chug cum...youre still a dude and dudes get bored.

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boredom doesn't make my dick soft

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It'll be like granite if you give up the smokes and you'll be able to drill though walls with your extra stamina!

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He can make his own glory holes.

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Through the side of a tank!

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Mugtoe ~ He can make his own glory holes.

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Is it more or a DOOOOONNNNGGG than a CLAAAAAAANNNNGGG?

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