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J E B Stuart
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Thanks, Herk. Have a family size sack o’ Cheetos! They really pack the cheeeeese flavor. 👍🏻

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Would you believe I like Cheetos?

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What about cheeeeese nachos?

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No, not at all.

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Manly men eat lotsa cheeeeese nachos. Candybutt.

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If that's so, then why do women all tell me what a manly man I am BECAUSE I dislike cheeeeese nachos? Get your facts right, Wright!

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If that's so, then why do trannies all tell me what a manly man I am BECAUSE I dislike cheeeeese nachos? ...

FTFY, Herk. And, nope, cheeeeese nachos ain’t what’s on their minds when they tell you that.

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As the tranny expert of the Asylum, you know damn well that trannies ain't my thing, Vingh.

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That’s what a closet tranny fanny hootenanny enthusiast would say. But, it’s okay. Be it blow-up hookers, trannies, whatever. Just be true to yourself, Herk. I promise to continue having fun at your expense because I care.

And watch out for Heffernan. He’s been askin’ a lotta questions.

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Your tranny obsession is leading you into all sorts of fantasies. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

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Your tranny obsession... Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Obsession? Merely observations, Herkenstein. Your infatuation can be traced back to your beloved nanny Fanny, the tranny.

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My nanny was my granny, Danny, and no tranny, Lanny!

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Truth is, it’s difficult picking a “best moment”. I’ve also observed that, as the years go by, many of these things take on a new feel. For example, SP’s meltdown when his spectacular mom started posting her headlights. Surely, by now he sees how hilarious it was.

Dildo? If you have a shred of decency left, you’ll get yer ma back here and right now, mister. Do the right thing. There might even be a coupla class pernts in it for ya.

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Rosh's adorable crush on chantrea. Doing run for the cure for #wota, also what was inkygate? Hah meeting dat for the first time. Also seeing her on shrooms for her first time. Always cool when you LITERALLY live three blocks from a random internet stranger. I wonder how she is. I cannot remember her last name or I would creep her. Coming back here...over and over again because so much of my life changes but I find ccomfort in the consistency of this world (even though it changes too).

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inkygate?

Well, t'was quite the drama. It started over at the Hypertribe, back in the dark ages. Inky and RogueWarrior got rather cozy and he made all sorts of promises to her. When she started to make life plans around some of those promises he started ghosting her and banned her from THT. She contacted me, (I was admin at THT at the time and quite friendly with RW), told me about her banning and the reasons why. I thought it was utter bollocks so I unbanned her and she made a big shitstorm post directed at RW, who promptly turned around and banned Inky, again, and banned me too. Inky posted about it here and the whole thing broke out it to a big brawl between THT and Asylum, RW defenders and Inky defenders, and there was some scathing discussion about the relativve merits of the issue, whether RW was a giant douche for lying to Inky, or whether Inky was a fool for believing it, etc. Then RW's dead fiance showed up, which elevated it to comical/legendary status.

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Oh shit. By comical you mean terrible! That is seriously a bad situation.

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Ha! These days I'd just call it cliche. But us lot kind of had to make it up and figure it out as we went along and discover how the internet blurred the lines between real life and online life in some really challenging ways. That's part of what made it so interesting. Worked out alright for me though, I gots me an internet husband, even though I thought the likelihood of that happening was somewhere between non-existent and only in an alternate reality.

It was really hard on Inky though. She seemed like lovely person, a bit fragile though, and didn't cope well. Wherever she is, I hope she is happy.

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That is how I got me a cat killer and stalker and weirdo pizza guy. Yay fun...

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When I started this thread I really wanted to work out what it was about me that attracted people like that. Sadly, I'm no closer to knowing. I truly hope you don't attract any more weirdos though. Or at least, find someone whose weirdness is endearing and compatible with your own.

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If girls were smart, they'd date guys who are living in insane asylums. This way you know what you're getting right from the start!

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I have not tried that yet.

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Give it a shot. Just stay away from guys who have dismembered their girlfriends.

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I have not tried that yet.

Ironically, you’d truly have to be insane to take dating advice from Herk, despite his good intentions. What you really need to do, Jinxy, is start teaching a Sunday School class. You’ll find Mr. Right ‘fore you know it.

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OMG NO ORACULAR! You don't want no Bible thumping hypocrite as your boyfriend, do you? ... especially when you know what crazy things they have in their computers that can get them all arrested?!?! Please do what I say ... introduce yourself to insane asylum patients via introductory letters. When he writes you back, you'll know more about him from his penmanship than anything else. You'll know what you're getting this time. And this is precisely how my Uncle Jeb met my aunt for the first time. And you should see her hand writing... it's absolutely gorgeous! And after the shock treatments, you wouldn't believe how gorgeous she turned out to be. My Uncle Jeb doesn't like talking about this, so please, let's keep this to ourselves.

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Jinxy. Herk just rested my case for me.

So. Onward to Sunday school for you, Jinxy. Now. Time to start bringin’ in them sheaves.

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