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SimpleSimon
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Boneless, skinless chicken breast fillets marinated in white wine with garlic and a pinch of rosemary, then grilled. Served on a bed of wild rice with grilled asparagus spears and edamame pods. Glass of Hillcrest Vineyard pinot noir wine for sipping was a good accompaniment.

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I've been eating cream cheese with bagels all day and I want to put chocolate milk in my coffee...but I am afraid if I do that it will just end up everywhere but my belly :s

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Baked yellow taters 'n' mushroom gravy w/ diced red onion and jerk seasoning. Boiled shrimp 'n' cocktail sauce.

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cold ham steaks on farmer's market rye with horseradish mustard made from mom's husband's garden in SC, neighbor's homemade root beer

pure heaven

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Baked green bell pepper stuffed with a mix of brown and wild rice seasoned with diced onion, diced habanero pepper, finely diced Roma tomato, cilantro, and chopped bacon bits.

Damned good, all in all.

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I'm eating sin.
I'm eating lots of sin.

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Fried eggs after drinking a shit ton of vodka (experimentally).
I think I now hate being drunkn/buzzed too much.

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Drinking a lot of Vodka will turn you into a Russian.

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quote:
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Baked green bell pepper stuffed with a mix of brown and wild rice seasoned with diced onion, diced habanero pepper, finely diced Roma tomato, cilantro, and chopped bacon bits.

Damned good, all in all.



If you're a herbivore.

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Cheap Merlot and HOT pork rinds.

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If you're a herbivore.
Bacon is not a vegetable.

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Just had some bacon jerky, pecans, walnuts and pistachios.

Amen.

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Bacon is also a vegetable.

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Actually it really is. What is most meat if not processed vegetable matter? Bacon eaters are simply responsible eaters who have chosen to allow a fellow creature to predigest vegetables and convert them into a more digestible form for the human body. That is why if you spent the day like one of Indiana Jones' average days and you came home with an appetite to show it, which would you go for the garden salad sitting on the table or the bacon and eggs, grits, biscuits and gravy sitting on a plate next to it? The body knows what it needs and what the body needs, almost as much as air and water, is bacon.

When you are eating bacon you are eating your vegetables.

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It's sort of like that civet coffee that they feed to civets and the civets shit the beans out and people like Karen and Brett drink it. Do we say they are drinking civet shit? Well, I do, but never mind that. Do we say they are drinking civet shit or that they are drinking artisan coffee?

If:
c = pounds consumed
B = Bacon
V = Vegetables

Then:

Bc = Vc

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Preach that to the Seventh Day Adventists, Troll.

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Huh? You lost me.

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7th Day Adventists preach the virtues of vegetarianism, yet busily sell each other 'vegetarian' hot dogs, bacon, hamburger, etc.

"Meat substitutes" is how they spell hypocrisy.

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A BTO sandwich = Four slices of bacon. Sliced fresh garden tomato. Sliced white onion, softened in the microwave. Toasted Sara Lee whole wheat bread. Lite Miracle Whip.

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Stir fried chicken with diced zucchini, yellow crook-neck squash, green Bell pepper, mushrooms, and garlic on a bed of wild rice, garnished with finely chopped Roma tomato and purple onion.

It's okay, but I should have left the onion out.

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Homemade lasagna. Salad with dressing. Garlic toast.

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quote:
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A BTO sandwich = Four slices of bacon. Sliced fresh garden tomato. Sliced white onion, softened in the microwave. Toasted Sara Lee whole wheat bread. Lite Miracle Whip.

Amen.



That sounds verrry tasty.

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WTF is miracle whip?
Sounds disgusting...like the last droplets of watery cum that dribbled from the colonel's atrophied scrotum.

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It doesn't look that watery.

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