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pickles

Recipe for spicy, coldpack dills

2 gallons kettle cukes (tiny cucumbers)
1-gallon white distilled vinegar
1 gallon distilled water
1/4 canning salt
1/4 cup black whole peppercorns
Fresh dill tops
1/2 cup dried whole red peppers
1 cup whole garlic, peeled
15 Habanera peppers, whole
15 jalapeņo peppers whole

Mix vinegar, water and salt, bring to a boil, let cool for 20 minutes, add all the rest, refrigerate for 2 weeks.

you will not be sorry.

and go football...

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"loser's homemade edible dildos" you. sick. bastard.

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"loser's homemade edible dildos" you. sick. bastard.


They burn good, too. Yer hole will tingle fer a month.

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I don't want a pickle, just want to ride on my motorsickle. (sorry...)

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Could you do that with Watermelon rinds?
Heard people are pickling that.

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There is no question about it; you, sir, are a grade A freak.

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NANNY NANNY POO POO!!!!!

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NANNY NANNY POO POO!!!!!


Not clicking on that.

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Clicking on that will find this:

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oops...

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I've seen much stranger things pickled.

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I think this is the only thread I've ever posted outside the suppository.
Let it die.

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Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be . . .

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No. This thread will NEVER die!!
Never!!!
I will post on this thread once a month so it will bring it up front for EVER and EVER!!
(Bookmarking thread....)

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BWHAAAAA!!!!!

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if you have buttsex alot, I bet your suppositories HAVE to be the size of pickles, so they don't fall out. (do we have any experts on this subject? anyone?)

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Re: pickles

quote:
Originally posted by loser
Recipe for spicy, coldpack dills

2 gallons kettle cukes (tiny cucumbers)
1-gallon white distilled vinegar
1 gallon distilled water
1/4 canning salt
1/4 cup black whole peppercorns
Fresh dill tops
1/2 cup dried whole red peppers
1 cup whole garlic, peeled
15 Habanera peppers, whole
15 jalapeņo peppers whole

Mix vinegar, water and salt, bring to a boil, let cool for 20 minutes, add all the rest, refrigerate for 2 weeks.

you will not be sorry.

and go football...



take out the water and dill and that's damn near identical to my pickled egg recipe.

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NEVER DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I just bought some Turkish Giardiniera.

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Batampte Half Sour

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mmmm.... ate about twenty garlic stuffed olives this weekend. apparently, aside from being a tasty snack they are also a completely effective blowjob reppellant. :/

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olives are yummy. (paving the way for LF)

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He's going to be sad that you beat him here, this month.

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I WAS WAITING FOR 5/11 !!!
But it's ok.
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