What the fuck?

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DAMM. You beat me to it.

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When it's the eleventh
I must post here
For the rest of my life
Every month
Because I promised

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Goddammit.

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Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
What the fuck?

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One would hope.

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Today I wore my Santa hat to work. Then I took my guys to the mall. These dudes said to me "Nice Hat!" And I said "Thanks!"
Then they giggled.
I am teh styling. That's the style now,you know.
Then for lunch I had a subway 12 inch tuna with pickles!
When I got off from work,the bus driver said "Nice Hat!" And I said "Thanks!"
I got on my scale tonight and I lost 12 fucking pounds in like a month.
I'm not drinking pop no more,and I don't finish all my lunch anymore.
I give what's left to my guys.
Santa is coming soon.
He gives presents for your sins,you know.
I'm gonna wear my Santa hat every day till he comes again.
At least HE comes back every year,unlike Jesus,man.

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Today I took a pickle and decided to see how much I can slide it in my mouth without gagging.
I didn't gag.
I rule.

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Today I had a butt itch so at the supermarket,I found a corner of a wall and went at it. Also I looked at a huge jar of pickles then I remembered that it's the eleventh.
Amazing how the mind works.

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You'd make a great fag.

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Originally posted by Large Filipino
Today I took a pickle and decided to see how much I can slide it in my mouth without gagging.
I didn't gag.
I rule.

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LF, now you need to try that with a banana. Don't tell anyone, though, lest the banana should be arrested for "grooming" you.

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You got it backwards, mouse. He would be grooming the banana.

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I just wanted the visual of cops arresting a banana.

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Should I peel that banana first? I'm gonna take a pic...but I have to buy some bananas.

But wait. This is the pickle thread.

We need a banana thread.

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Today I walked to Blockbuster Video for I cannot yet drive my truck for the doc won't let me. It was a good walk. My chest still hurts. Goddammit.
Pickle thread.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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If you'd walked to the store to buy a pickle, it would make sense to post it here. Or, if Pedro turned into a pickle.

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Jerkin' the Gherkin?

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Today is information day.
It is an important day.
Information day.

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I had two hotdogs with craut and onions for lunch yesterday. Later I was alone and an elevator, and I blew a huge craut and onion fart. The elevator stopped on the next floor and two really fine young girls got on. We rode the remaining four floors to the street together, wreathed in ass fragrence. A decent person would have been embarrassed, but I had to bite my lip to keep from laughing. I'll cherish the memory forever.

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That's AWESOME! [p]

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Today is my birthday but yesterday was the eleventh and not today so that would mean that I failed miserably.

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I did not fail today. I deserve a medal.
I want a shiny medal.
I want it to gleam brightly.
I want it now.

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Today is 7-11 day. I got a slurpee. So did my daughter. 7.11 ounces of pure exstacy.
Today I also got suspended with pay at my job of 15 years.
What's up with this number 11?

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11 is the first Master Number. In Tarot it is the number for justice. Sorry!

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