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Large Filipino
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11 is evil.

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No no, it is just a harbinger for great changes that mere mortals with their limited vision perceive as evil.

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I will be busy today.
I will be hanging out at my friends house babysitting my buddy.
I will be on his computer.
It's also a MAC.
I'm gonna be on the Asylum on his computer today.
It's gonna so rule.

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I'm on my computer now.
I am at home.
I am posting here.
Again.
Again.
There. I did it again.
Again.

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Today I made a video of me riding my motorized bicycle I call Moop. And then I posted it in that famous doing something about my mid life crisis thread. And then I sat back and enjoyed the show.
I enjoyed the show.
Did they catch Bin Laden yet? Or does Bush still need him?

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God bless america and every fucking pickle in her...

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Soon I will take pictures of my discovery in life's journeys of coolness.It will rule. Moop will be involved. Moop is my friend. I'm tired now. Good night.

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How does Ellen make her Amazing Lesbian Picklebread?

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Today I'm melencholy. It's time for another suppository.
I'm gonna ride Moop today. It's gonna give me a smile.

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This month my internets have been downing 1.5 mb constantly for I am experiencing free leech. This means that I had to reduce my bandwith or whatever they call it so I can have some internets back so I can post this. I bet that my neighbors that have comcast along with me sharing the same telephone line are wondering why their internets are so slow lately.
Do you know that I have a movie that burned to a CD-R?
No kidding. A music CD-R that I play on my DVD player that shows a movie!
I think that is the most fasinating thing,next to SANTA!!!!

SANTA BABY!!!!!


YEA!!!!!!

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I bought some cucumbers today. They were a dollar thirty each. EACH!
WTF??
Valastic pickles are tasty.
I'm gonna go riding today.
It's gonna be fun.
Moop is going on 800 miles already.
I discontinued my Blockbuster movie pass.
I may go back to Netflix.
Cause it's only 5 bucks a month.
I know how to copy movies now.
I am a very bad boy.

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dad makes the pickles for our family. I have two jars of lime sweet pickles in my sideboard from last year and a dozen or more jars of beet pickles. I rarely eat beet pickles, though they are tasty.

I also have chow-chow. If I could afford the postage, I'd send pickles and chow-chow to everybody here.

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If I could afford the postage, I'd send pickles and chow-chow to everybody here.



When you say it like that they sound like stage names for a traveling drag show.

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dude 1/11 is my birthday. i like pickles ( claussens are untouchable, and anyone who diagrees is just plain retarded. Ther are no better pickles than Claussens.) and i'm honored to share my birthday with pickle day, as long as it's Claussen pickle day.

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You're wrong. It's because you're a goyim that you don't fully appreciate the pickle. Try Batampte.

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http://img.timeinc.net/realsimple/i...t_pickles_1.jpg

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dude... ette
Claussens, what don't you undesrtand? Shall I yell and make a scene? CLAUSSENS! CLAUSSENS!! CLAUSSENS YOU BITCH!!!!

This thread was due to be bumped tomorrrow anyway, LF is kind of freaky . Anyone care to bet on how many years he will top this on the 11th of each month? I'd bet he wont go more than another 20 years or so, because he's a lunatic...

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OMG I almost had forgotten this great day of the month.

Tomorrow there's an annual meeting at my house for my client.
Mom will be there,the agency will be there,the higher agency above my agency will be there,and his day program manager will be there......yes.
My former program manager....the one that messed up and costed me my job...will be at my house...tommorow.
I've about cleaned everything I could see. Maybe I'll do another sweep.
In the morning I'll look over the yard. Most of the snow melted.
It's okay really. I mean I know that agency was looking for a reason to let me go.
I don't blame her at all.
I mean she's still responsible for my guy during the day.
Without them I can't be free during the day.
I have to keep saying this.
I have to keep saying this.

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As an American it is your duty to kill the people who did you wrong.

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You are evil.
Evil.
That's cool.

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Dingle, don't make me come over there.

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Dingle, don't make me come over there.




It's like a Jewsih douche-cicle.

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You could say I practiced on them as a child.

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Weird. Program manager never showed up. Seems "she no longer works there".

I wonder wha appen.

I'm gonna make a call...

Goddammit if she was fired then it's not fair that her fuckup got me fired it's not fair it's not fair.

...she was well liked,though. I wanted to tell her I wasn't mad at her.

goddammit.

If she was fired,I should be happy,no? What comes around goes around and all that eh?

But no. I feel utter sadness here. WTF?

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I almost forgot today. I'm losing it. This is too important to forget.

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