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Large Filipino
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This is an important month.
My Schwinn will get an engine.
It will be a 4 stroke.
It will be fast.
It will be rack mounted.
It will rule.
I can't wait.
More snow today.
I haven't ridden Moop in 3 days.
I haven't left my house.
Cabin fever sucks arse.

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I almost forgot to post. I'm getting old.
I painted Cronus's engine today.
It looks pretty.

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quote:
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I almost forgot to post. I'm getting old.
I painted Cronus's engine today.
It looks pretty.



Dude every month you post that you almost forgot pickle day this month.

Claussens.

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I thought/hoped you were dead.

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Large Filipino
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When it's the eleventh
I must post here
For the rest of my life
Every month
Because I promised
I will ride Cronus today
It's gonna rule
I'm gonna go to the gas station
and be a hero
I will pull out a crisp dollar bill
And show it to everyone in line
I will give it to the cashier
And say "Give me ONE DOLLAR on FIVE"
Then it will only take 80 cents
So I will come back to the cashier
And say "It did not take the whole dollar"
And I will get my change
Then people will see
They will see the awesome
The awesome of me

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I went to 5 different 7-11's today on Cronus for FREE SLURPEES!!!
It was hecktic though for some 7-11's had no place to lock up my bike so I RAN in the store,GOT my 7.11 ounces of delicious slurpee then RAN back out to my bike.
Oh I scored a bike today. It's OLD.
This may be the new MOOP,yo.
I'll need to consult with MOOP about this.

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It's only been a month I have MOOP2? I've since switched my throttle and clutch around so I can acess my choke better and I can use my hand signals.
Yes.
You care.
You do.

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Happy Death Day America!!

Happy death day.

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i just bought myself pickles on the strength of this thread.


are cravings normal on teh chemo lol

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i just bought myself pickles on the strength of this thread.





It's all been worth it, then.
Thank God for you, LF.

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Large Filipino
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EEEEEE!!!!

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PICKLES!!!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

PICKLES!!!

We need a visual.

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Fuck pickles! Chutneys! That's what you need!

Ha ha!

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Large Filipino
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I lonely pickle
Woman picked me up and then
Fucked me hard God Damn.

Then she looked at me
She took me in her sweet mouth
And ate me oh shit.

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PICKLE PICKLE PICKLE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

PAP PAP PAP PAP

PICKLE PICKLE PICKLE I'M COMING I'M COMING

AHHHHH!!!!

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so i was like "hey how is a thread about pickles 3 pages long?" here i am, and let me tell you this is some cold bull shit.

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But bull shit is warm when made and when it comes out sometimes when between the butt and the floor it looks like a pickle until it hits the floor and then it looks like chocolate ice cream from a machine rolling around on a cone.

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Today is one one one day.
This means something.
But I don't fucking know what.
And that is scaring the holy shit out of me.
Many years ago I was at a bowling league I was still like 12 and learning didn't even have a fingertip ball yet I got a triplicate patch. This means in the three games I bowled I had the same score.
Guess what that score was.
111.
Help me.

WAIT! I know!
Three games that day at bowling.
I've been bumping this thread now for three years.
Something will happen today.


Help me.


NO WAIT!
I did my math wrong.
I've been bumping this thread for FOUR years.
Four.
This means something.

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Kool-Aid pickles

Evidently this is something popular in some areas of the south; dill pickles that have been treated with Kool-Aid. My wife heard about it on some podcast and it sounded like something fun that the grandkids might like.

Pickles and a fading amaryllis, for the artistically jaded.



Pull your pickles out and slice them lengthwise.



Dump in a packet of unsweetened Kool-Aid (cherry and tropical seem to be the favorite flavs) add what seems like a reasonable amount of sugar (I used 1/2 a cup, MOL).



Return pickles to the altered brine.



Pop 'em in the fridge for a week or so and they should have turned bloody, bumpy red and taste... oddly delicious - or ghastly.



I'll post end-of-week pix and a taste review, Allah willing, after the waiting period is over.

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I've always said I'd try just about anything by way of eats, but bloody dill pickles just look utterly disfusting. I miss my Mom's kosher jalapeno dill pickles. She never wrote the recipe down, and never taught it to anyone.

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I forgot about these until I pulled them out for the tongue stir fry.

Well, I have to say the taste was pretty anemic. Still prettymuch a dill pickle. So I added another packet of Kool-aid and another cup of sugar to each jar last night. That seems to have improved the intensity of the flavors. We'll let them sit another week or two and try them again.



"Tropical" seems to be getting into the pickles better. I like the cherry flavor better, so far. I might be biased, though.

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This forum needs "rednek" pernts.

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You're right! They would be th most coveted pernts of all! Someone wheedle wonderaz for them, eh?

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Is this a good valentines day present?

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Today is three one one day.
This is an important day.
I'll tell you why after I sleep and wake up.

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