David Letterman is my hero. I've been watching his show since even before high school. I particularly liked him when Conan tried to destroy him but he just signs on to another network so he and Paul can continue his awesomeness. Conan did not let him down. Conan made him strong. Now Dave has made fun of everybody even president Bush but now mess with Sarah Palin and he could actually lose his job?
If this happens man I'm gonna send Palin a pickle.
A big juicy hard pickle for that cunt.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Anyone know her address?
FUCK YOU SPAMMER CUT THAT PICKLE I JUST SHOVED UP YOUR BUTT WITH YOUR ASS MUSCLES RIGHT NOW OR I'LL RAM THIS OTHER PICKLE DEEPER DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU WHORE!!!
In THREE DAYS we are off to ILLINOIS to GREAT LAKES to see my NAVY DAUGHTER graduate from boot camp. When I make my coffee stops and see those packaged single pickle in it's own juices I gonna point and say AAAAAAAAA!!!
It's gonna be fun.
The pickles will be intimidated.
My Mac is dead.
He was my friend.
I still have to wait another 10 days
For a replacement.
They say when you lose a dog you get another dog.
The person that says that
Has a FUCKING PICKLE UP HIS ARSE.