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Get on your feet you god damn faggot.

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Where the fuck are your goddamn manners???

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Is it simply coincidence that “faggot” rhymes with “maggot”? I doubt it. I obviously underestimated our conflicted Dane. I’m afraid he’s gonna pierce his nips and there’s nothing anyone can do to change his mind.

On the bright side, this is news you can snooze.

Amen.

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quote:
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Talarohk ... How did you become a squid, by the way? One of my dearest friends here was nicknamed "squid" by her husband.
Bunkumnumnumz, Tal was a FB prophet. He had a vision and saw the squidification coming before anyone else.

Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

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Binkum, I know you’re a-lurkin’ out there. I've been curious for many years now about something. Specifically, you had no qualms about posting a pic of you sittin’ on the shitter. A righteously bold statement, I might add. But, my question is this:

Why izzit you could post a pic of you sittin’ on the crapper, but couldn’t bring yourself to bless us with a much needed pic of yer boobarinis? I ask because you, of all people, are keenly aware of the importance of baby feeders to the general welfare of the Asylumnation.

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I'm watching the Olympics now and it's very weird to think that Bruce Jenner has tits now.

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Herk, just be thankful you’re not married to one o’ them Kardashians, or you’d be well on your way to becoming Herkamina.

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I could never be married to a Kardashian. I'm white.

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