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J E B Stuart
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A Sure Thing



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Wow. It's an attached animal pr0n thread.

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Dammit! Why couldn't you leave Loretta out of this? Just this once? This thread was so pure, so pristine. Now, look what you've done.

Jeebus.

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Dry-humping

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That's worth two! [P]

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That's worth two! [P]

Thankya, ol' pal. I'll put 'em to good use, you can count on that fer sure.

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Surely aminal will concede that no thread of this stature would ever be even remotely approaching completeness without inclusion of a brief and tasteful essay on Holstein lesbians:



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Someone needs to photochop a strapon for that cow.

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for aminal

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Brutus learns the hard way there's no such a thing as free pussy.



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Makin' bacon



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good call

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Dickel pernt, most definitely.

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Queer Deer

Maybe sumpin' like this is more aminal's speed. I dunno.



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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Dickel pernt, most definitely.

Amen.



Indeed [p]

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More closet chuckles for aminal.

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BUFORD



Doesn't it seem that more and more physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to our hero, Buford:

Buford walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Buford replied, "Shingles." So, she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later, a nurse's aide came out and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Buford to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later, a nurse came in and asked Buford what he had. Buford replied, "Shingles." So, the nurse gave Buford a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Buford to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later, the doctor came in and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, "Shingles."

The doctor asked, "Where?"

Buford said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want 'em??"

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Too late, the horrible realization dawned upon Shep that his master Ted had said "neutered", rather than "tutored" . . . .

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If yer gonna learn yer dog sum tricks, at least teach 'im to do sumpin' useful, instead o' rollin' over, playin' dead, 'n' such nonsense.

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it's called chili

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it's called chili

Ordinarily, yes, brim. The great Dac in his inestimable wisdom, however, sensed that the use of mere "chili" would not be enough. Hence, we now enjoy our "chilli".

In the meantime, this is one of the best music videos I have ever seen and heard, courtesy of WMFU. John Daker is on my lifetime playlist, no question about it.

Don't thank me. Thank Mr. Daker.

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