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J E B Stuart
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This oldie made me think o' Loretta, fer some reason.

Amen.

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That dog has no concept of the mortal danger he is in. None.

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More oldies, but goodies

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That dog has no concept of the mortal danger he is in. None.

Speakin' of "mortal danger", this picture resulted in me learnin' the hard way that sum wimmin just don't have a sense o' humour:



Fact is, I netted 12 stiches, two crowns, and a dent in m'left gonad when I showed this to Loretta. She was not amused. Not a bit.

In hindsight, I suppose I shoulda waited a tad longer t'spring it on 'er, since she'd just succeeded in flunkin' her driver's test fer the 8th time, this last one bein' as a result o' her mowin' down three pedestrians in front o' Mayor Farkle's True Value Store and then tryin' t'put the blame on Hershel Dean (the Examiner), by claimin' he wuz tryin' t'cop a feel which distracted her frum concentratin' on her drivin'.

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I saw this and thought of this thread.

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I saw this and thought of this thread.

HAHAHA!!!

Amen.

p.s. Note: It's a BROWN monkey.

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..and on a leash yet.

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The look on that monkey's face is just odd. It looks bored, as if to say, "There goes that dog again."

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Yeah, they're friggin' big, but are they real?

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You're in the wrnght place.

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THE HILLBILLY LOVE POEM

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.

YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER,
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.


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There's all together too much vulgarity in this thread. Lets have some pussy shots instead.

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Mine...I was bored.

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This belongs here.



Amen.

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Damm murderous factory. Cooked before they finished.

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Talking I'm stumped . . .



Is this lion yawning or roaring? I can't tell.

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Re: I'm stumped . . .

That'll happen when you drink too much dickel around simon. I'd get yourself some preperation H and sleep face down (with the doors locked) for a while.

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Re: Re: I'm stumped . . .

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That'll happen when you drink too much dickel around simon. I'd get yourself some preperation H and sleep face down (with the doors locked) for a while.

I dunno. That last box o' Preparation H I got was too chewy; they ain't supposed t'be hardly chewy at all.

Plus, they give me th'wind sumpin' fierce if I swaller more'n two of 'em in any 4-hour period.

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You might like the flavor of the pre-owned ones, LF swears by them.

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quote:
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You might like the flavor of the pre-owned ones, LF swears by them.

You 'n' LF been comparin' notes on 'em?

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well, I love choclit starfish as much as the next freak.

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quote:
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well, I love choclit starfish as much as the next freak.

Well, thanks fer th'tip. I'll check 'em out. I heard they wuz also good fer the palsy.

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Tatoo Art



In this case, "art" is pronounced as "ort".

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Too Many Possible Captions To List . . .



Amen.

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