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Confusions say: "Wife not part of furniture -- until screwed on bed."

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A Confucius pickup line:

"Are you a pinky toe?
Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house tonight."

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I suppose I should tryyyy to get back on topic, but it’s really difficult sometimes.

Okay. I can do it. Back. On. Topic. B.O.T.!

Absolut? When it gets down to the nut-cuttin’, the two best ways to “cure” hangovers are:

1) Keep drinkin’; or
2) Quit drinkin’.

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The best way to cure it is just to go lay in the middle of the road.

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So what you’re saying is that the great Pepé Le Pew was just trying to cure a hangover? Herk, that is so tragic. Let us all pause to bow our heads and close our eyes as we listen in memory:



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No matter what or how much I'm drinking, I always pop a couple baby aspirin (81mg) or a BC Powder beforehand, then again as I'm calling it a night. I haven't woke up with a hangover in years, that I can remember. If you go the BC route be careful, there is something in the powder that makes you bruise easily, if you there is too much in your system. I'm a drunkard, and this works for me.

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quote:
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...If you go the BC route be careful, there is something in the powder that makes you bruise easily, if you there is too much in your system. ...
Heh, I looked up side-effects for BC powders. These are just the “rare” ones:

RARE side effects

If experienced, these tend to have a Severe expression


A Rupture In The Wall Of The Stomach Or Intestine
Anemia
Bleeding
Bleeding Of The Stomach Or Intestines
Blood Coming From Anus
Bronchospasm
Decrease In The Ability Of Platelet Cells To Clot
Decreased Blood Platelets
Decreased White Blood Cells
Drowsiness
Extra Heartbeat
Giant Hives
Hemolytic Anemia
Hemorrhage Within The Skull
Hepatitis Caused By Drugs
Hives
Inflammation Of Skin Caused By An Allergy
Interstitial Nephritis
Itching
Large Purple Or Brown Skin Blotches
Life Threatening Allergic Reaction
Rash
Redness Of Skin
Ringing In The Ears
Seizures
Small Skin Blister
Stomach Or Intestinal Ulcer
Trouble Breathing
Wheezing... .


From here.

“Tends to be severe”.

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Those side effects are the exact reason why I love to take BC powder.

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Well, I don’t know if they even know what they’re talking about. For example, take the blood coming from anus. It’s a rear effect, not a side effect. Jeebus.

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So true, Uncle Jeb, and so assinine. And what about seizures? This is a good thing, Jeb! Drug dealers bring in tons and tons of drugs into our great country and the FBI seize their drugs. We NEED seizures!!

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I think you’re onto sumpin’, Herk. And while they’re at it, polyester suits of leisure should be subject to seizure.

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In order to see her that suit of leisure should be kept in the freezer, Skeeter.

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So, is this what it boils down to? ~

Red Rover, Red Rover, let my hangover be over!

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That's good.

Or, you might say, Red Rover, Red Rover, I'm a grower not a shower.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Herkimer Stuart,
Has poop on his shoe.

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I try not to sneeze
I try not to cough
the poop on my shoe
has just fallen off.

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The poop that you say,
Just fell from your shoe,
Just hitched a new ride,
On a bare foot like glue*

*here’s where you go, “ewwwwwww!

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I never say "ewwww"
it's not very proper
I think we all know
It's said by Grasshopper.

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Grasshopper, grasshoppa,
It’s only a name,
Like pooper or poopa,
It stinks just the same.

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You say tomAYto
And I'll say toMAHto
It's all the same to me
Like Grasshoppa's poop and pee

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I love beans
And fried puhtaters,
Grasshoppa loves his
Masturbators.

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I love wine
and I love beer
the Jackass loves
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Father, Son and Holy Ghost,
Dencey loves a shitty post,
So pardon me for I must stoop,
To make another post of poop.

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All this talk of poop
is giving Coin a fit
in fact he's so damn mad
he went to take a shit

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All this talk of poop
is giving Coin a fit
in fact he's so damn mad
he went to take a shit

And as he sat upon the pooper,
Giving birth to a Danish trooper,
He thought it wacky and semi-wild,
That it was such a smelly child.

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